Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

this is class, you can have so much fun with this.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Stranger: hey
You: Hi, I'm Spike, I'm with the BBV4L employment agency...
Stranger: asl?
You: we hire people to do infomercials and product demos in malls
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you horny?
You: umm not right now, no...
<disconnect>
I needz 2 find me A LIVE 1

what i should have said... ?
 

I was on that chat roulette thing while i packed a bowl to smoke... I had a creepy conversation with some old dude and blanked on anything to say.

So that's where u come in... what should I have said was "...

Stranger: hey
Stranger: where R U from?
You: germany
Stranger: if you are so man to smoke show me your dick
You: lol... u ssome creapy old guy?
You: haha
Stranger: not
Stranger: i'm a american girl
Stranger: that's is bruning up.
Stranger: *that is burning up.
You: ???

Re: what i should have said... ?
 

no u

Re: what i should have said... ?
 

wat

Re: what i should have said... ?
 

She couldn't help thinking that there was a little more to life somewhere else.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Stranger: hi
You: bing blang blaow
You: check raise is in the house
You: I just spent 1 minute of ur time
Stranger: =.=
You: you could have used if for something better
You: but you can't now
You: cuz I'm gonna spend ur time
You: and rub it on my titties

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

good one, but 1min? you type slow.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Prolly tl;dr, most of the lines stolen from blood ninja. A sixteen year old took a lot of sick things in her stride, what is the world coming to. Cliffs in bold.
also, in before
[ ] Sixteen


You: tbh I'm just feeling horny, wanna cyber
You: ?
Stranger: i cant :(
Stranger: oh yeah!!
You: dying bitch
You: ah no
Stranger: nevermind!!!
You: only joking
Stranger: yesss
You: ok, so wat age are you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u?
You: 17
You: so we gonna cyber then?
Stranger: yeah
You: k
You: i'll start
Stranger: ok
You: just need you to do one thing for me
Stranger: ok
You: will you do it?
Stranger: have sex?
You: no just, when I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Stranger: ok
You: cool
You: just a small fantasy of mine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha
You: Here we go.
Stranger: ok
You: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
You: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
You: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy
You: I run my tounge up and down your smooth clit
You: uh oh ...going limp.
Stranger: HARRRRRRR!!!
You: uhhh yeah
Stranger: ur making me wet!!
Stranger: :)
You: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
You: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
You: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
You: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
You: uh oh, going limp
Stranger: HARRRRR!!!
You: uhhhhh yeah
You: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
You: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
You: They stink really bad.
You: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
You: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
You: I ram it up your ass.
You: going limp....
Stranger: HARRRRR!!!
Stranger: I SUCK UR PENIS!!!!
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Your parrot flys away.
Stranger: nooooooooo
You: so I try to catch it
You: its still in the room
You: I grab a baseball bat and smack it
You: OH ****
You: I think I killed it
Stranger: oh noooooo
You: I grab it and put it in your wet pussy
You: UHHH yeah
You: that parrots dead flesh feels so good inside you
You: I wan some for myself so I take it out and insert it into my anus
You: UUUHHH yeahhhh
You: I'm nearly coming
You: going limp though...
Stranger: HARRRRR!!!
You: uuuhhhhhh yeaahhhhh
You: I keep the parrot in my ass as I turn you over and spit in your face
You: you love it
Stranger: can i go now?
You: NOOOO!
You: Im nearly there
Stranger: ok.....
You: going llimp
Stranger: HARRRRRRR!!!!
You: I take the parrot out and put it in a frying pan
You: Its time to make some food
You: im hungry
Stranger: ur sick!!
You: eating the parrot covered in my own **** turns me on sooo much
Stranger: bye
You: NOOOOO!!!!
You: one more time
You: HARRR!!!!
You: the parrot tastes so good
You: want some?
Stranger: yes
You: Ok, I shove it in my ass and you eat it out from there
You: you forget all about the parrot and just start eating my ****
You: you love it
Stranger: ok bye....
You: NOOOO!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: byre
You: NOOOO!!!!
Stranger: bye
You: the **** tastes too good
You: you cant leave
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ur not being serious!!!
You: you want to go but you cant
You: the smell of my faeces makes your **** drip
Stranger: bye

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

That is pretty sick awsome good.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

this is the funniest s*** i ever saw

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m here
You: cool
Stranger: from china
You: f here
You: from france
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age
You: yeah
You: i been waiting ages
Stranger: wut u mean
You: for you
Stranger: haha
You: i've been waiting
Stranger: yup,this is the normal procedure
You: so what happens next in the procedure ?
Stranger: actually u didnt answer my question about ages
You: are you chinese ?
Stranger: is there the other meaning for im from china
Stranger: yea,i was born in china
You: you might be indian, but living in china
Stranger: wut u mean
You: no u
You: are you behing the great firewall of China ?
Stranger: is that an insult?
Stranger: wuts behing
You: behind
You: is big brother watching yuo son ?
Stranger: nah,this site doesnot in the blocked list of the damn cecorship
Stranger: *censorship
You: so whatever happened to white dog poo ?
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Stranger: asl
You: majgang f haiti
Stranger: huh?
You: yea
Stranger: what?
You: asl
Stranger: 98 m china
You: huh?
Stranger: yea
You: ?
You: what?
Stranger: asl

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

this stuff is boring its all males trying to give me nudes of themselves

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

#1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: you're quick
You: say the code
Stranger: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: say the code
Stranger: what code
You: you know.. the code!
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Stranger: /./,.;.kljkhui
You: ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: that's a boring thing to ask
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BUT THE LINE SAYS IT'S BORING

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

i wanna try getting paired up with someone on bbv4life

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

thats what im trying to do!

let's calculate the chances

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: code?
Stranger: boner
You: comes pretty close
You: how you doing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


what are the chances that he thinks im a girl?

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

not good, ima keep trying to find u

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

just spent 20 mins on that crap waiting for someone to ask me the code FML

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

haha KEEP TRYIN GUISE

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: code?
Stranger: wat code ?
Stranger: penis
Stranger: andvagina
Stranger: inurmouth
You: hahaah
Stranger: u fuken bitch
Stranger: go *** ur mom
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOOOLLL lmao

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: bbv4life/
You: ?
Stranger: **** you

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

whats the code made? ill give it a shot

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

il try whats the code