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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nederlander?
You: hello
You: sure
Stranger: hello nederlader:
You: hello
Stranger: you nedderlander?
You: you bet
Stranger: you nederlander
Stranger: now
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im going to farm some logs of my own!

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You: hi
Stranger: hello there!
You: hello!
Stranger: how are you?
You: good, and you?
Stranger: good me too ;)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: singapore, u?
Stranger: ohh nice!
Stranger: italy
You: oh cool
Stranger: you too, cool place
You: how many pizzas u ate?
You: i like pizza hut
You: i live there
Stranger: :D eheheh one just today at lunch!
You: im the pizza
You: **** you! why you eat my relative!
You: sob sob!!
Stranger: ahahahha
You: im the pizza in the hut!
Stranger: are you a pizzaman or a pizzagirl?
You: pizza girl
You: u? italy man or italy girl?
Stranger: italy man
You: oh, italy man...
You: coz i pizza lesbian
Stranger: but i won't eat pizza anymore
You: you eat ****?
You: pizza ****
Stranger: :D ahahah well actually I dont care about your sexual tastes ;)
You: oh...
Stranger: good for you if you're happy ;)
You: thank you italyman
Stranger: no i dont eat ****, i prefer pizza indeed ;)
You: so you can spin pizza like the man in tv?
You: spin spin spin
You: like 2fast2furious
Stranger: yes i kind of... but i'm not so skilled
You: oh....
You: must train
Stranger: and i'll let you down, but here we dont have pizza hut :D
You: must train finger
You: oh lol
Stranger: but I'm a great pasta cooker!
You: i like meatballs
Stranger: yes me too
You: do u have meat balls?
You: my boyfriend have 2
You: and 1 hotdog
Stranger: but you're lesbian!
Stranger: ahahhaha
You: yeah, he is girl, but operation
Stranger: oh c'mon :D
You: they bought the ingredients from the supermarket
You: his name dr frankenstein, u know, dr FRANKenstein, as in franks
Stranger: jeeez! I guess you're saying a lot of bull**** now... :)

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i found a word that rhymes with "orange" :D
You: ok, now we're getting somewhere
You: lol
Stranger: "dead ******s"
You: did you see the sign when you logged in that said, "dead ****** chatting?"
Stranger: yeah
You: DID YOU SEE THE SIGN?
Stranger: it's my username
Stranger: password: toddler blowbang
You: I'LL TELL YOU WHY YOU DIDN'T SEE THE SIGN, JULES, BECAUSE CHATTING ABOUT DEAD ******S AIN'T MY ****IN PROBLEM!!
You: do you realize that if marcie comes in and catches me chatting about dead ******s that i'm going to get divorced?
You: i mean ****ing divorced!
You: no trial separation, no marriage counseling, ****ing divorced!
Stranger: sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
You: bbv4l?
Stranger: yes
You: prove it
Stranger: brb fbi

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is it gay if 2 guys cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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It took me ages to gather the nerve...

First convo went:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, do you have Up Dog?
You: wat
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:confused:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you gonna get raped
Stranger: hahahaha
You: no u
You: ¬_¬
Stranger: i'd like to see someone try to rape me
Stranger: it wouldn't go over too well
You: You know girls can't rape guys.
You: The definition of rape requires peenoos penetration.
You: Why would it be hard to rape you? Are you hudge?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I got my strap-on ready, you good to go?
Stranger: hi
You: Please?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its okay
You: Girls does guys, or girls, if you're a girl, will do that too.
You: But mostly looking to bum guys.
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: tell me what to do
You: Would you prefer my fingers, or a my strap-on up your arse?
You: It's not too big, for beginners.
Stranger: you're fingers
You: How about tongue?
You: Where Im from Im renowned for that.
Stranger: its also okay
You: Do you shave there?
Stranger: yes
You: Good. I like a clean shaven ass-hole
You: I like to be in control
Stranger: okay i've shaved him a couple hours ago
You have disconnected.



I could not go on. I cannot fake cyber. I was cringing too hard.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: YOU GONNA GET RAPED!! XD
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/uk
Stranger: oh yeah
You: you?
Stranger: 16, m, israel
You: Ever been raped before?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and u?
You: I HAVE A STRAP-ON, I LIKE TO DO GUYS
You: I haven't been raping. I wouldn't refuse any sex.
You: I am all consenting.
Stranger: once a putted a bomb in a girl anus
You: SPARKLY PINK JELLY DONG!
Stranger: yeah
You: Do you let peopel put things in your anoos?
Stranger: she pooped out
You: Do you poop out?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: tu there drogas?
You: wat?
Stranger: tu é homossxual?
You: I am female.
You: Girl with a strap-on.
You: POWER!
Stranger: like a huge dildo?
You: Yeah, google strap-on, dildo strapped on like a ****.
You: Onto me. To stick in your butt-hole.
Stranger: pandemia?
You: no u
You: SHOW ME ANOOS

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Wow, joey clark revealing her "interesting" sexual side. Does this phil fella know he is getting bummed some day soon? Or has he already been in receipt of said bumming?

Either way as a bird I would like to know do you honestly want to bum a man or is it all a funny haha thing.

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Standard imo. Nothing no one didn't already know...

S'all in jest iyam. ¬_¬

You can't prove anything.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: are you joey?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

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I will try to find you now >_<


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: happy birthday honey!
You: Matj?
You: ¬_¬
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm male. 35. Looking for cybersex with a woman....
You: i'm female but only 16
Stranger: problem for you?
You: mmmm
You: i'm not sure. i'm a little nervous
You: lots of creepers on here
Stranger: i'll gentle
You: can we chat first?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no problem
You: what do you do?
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: california
You: you?
Stranger: i'm from Holland
You: holland, like the country?
Stranger: yes very much
You: so cool
Stranger: you like the usa?
You: of course lol
Stranger: why don't you thing i'm a creep? ;-)
You: stilll not sure
Stranger: i'm not creep by the way
You: prove it
You: do you have kids?
Stranger: no
You: hmmm
Stranger: but i like them very much
You: hold on, phone
Stranger: ok
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: i studied to be a teacher for primary school
Stranger: no
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: so what do you do now?
Stranger: chatting with you ;-)
You: ah
Stranger: and you?
You: so how do we do this?
You: i go to school
You: junior at alameda
Stranger: can you 'proove' to me you're a girl?
You: hmm, maybe
You: how?
Stranger: because there a much guys telling they are a girl, not funny
You: ok how can i prove?
Stranger: maybe you can upload a pic from you at www.tinypic.com
You: no
You: no pics
You: the whole point is the person doesn't know
You: what you look like
Stranger: ok.....no problem
Stranger: can you discribe yourself?
You: well i just changed my hair, it's like sandy blonde now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
You: my friend says it's better lighter
You: but i like this darker color
Stranger: your friend?
You: candace
Stranger: boyfriend?
You: no silly
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: sorry
You: candace is a girl's name
Stranger: you had something in mind to 'proove' you are a girl?
You: no
You: do you?
Stranger: sorry, i don't know all the names ;-)
Stranger: the only thing i can think is a pic.....perhaps you have an MSN account?
You: no
Stranger: ichat? Skype?
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: i have to go to the mall to meet my friends at 1230, so you'd better come up with something fast
Stranger: can you tell me more about you? How do you look like?
You: well let's see
You: i am on the squad, so i have good legs, or so they tell me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sounds good
You: i wish my boobs were bigger
Stranger: how big are they?
You: gosh!
You: like a b
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
Stranger: further
You: lol i don't knwo what else to say
You: ask me something
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: no - i had a boyfriend last year
Stranger: can you discribe your pussy......you shave it?
You: gosh!
Stranger: is that a yes?
You: i mean, i do, but i haven't since sunday
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: very nice.....
You: you like it shaved?
Stranger: yes......very
You: do the girls where you are do that a lot?
Stranger: some does, some don't......
Stranger: 50/50
You: ok
You: all the girls on the squad do
Stranger: nice....i like that....
You: you seem nice
Stranger: i'm getting a little bit horny...
You: hehe me too
Stranger: :-)
You: i've never had cybersex before
You: can we do it in 20 mins?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, what do i do?
Stranger: first of all tell me what you're wearing?
You: well a pair of jeans and a tee shirt
You: i just got the shirt on friday, it's so cute!
Stranger: can you that off?
You: oh
You: sure i guess
Stranger: hmmmm
You: hold on
Stranger: yes
You: ok
Stranger: nice
You: so i'm like in panties and a bra - satisfied?
Stranger: very
You: they don't match, is that ok?
Stranger: doesn't matter....
You: tell me about yourself
Stranger: i'm sitting here in jeans and t-shirt
You: oh you're such a liar, lol
Stranger: why?
You: your copying me!
Stranger: hahaha
You: what kind of jeans?
Stranger: sorry....
Stranger: blue jeans
You: what brand, silly
Stranger: levis ;-)
You: ugh, like who wears levis?
Stranger: yes....501
You: would you really have cybersex with a 16 year old?
You: i'm feeling weired
Stranger: you with a guy from 35?
You: i suppose, does it matter? it's just words, right?
Stranger: or are yoy working for the FBI?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: yoy=you
You: my ex-neighbor's dad was in the FBI
You: i babysat for them sometimes
Stranger: aha
You: so maybe i was
You: haha
Stranger: for some kind
Stranger: my dig is getting harder and harder....
You: really?
Stranger: yes....
You: i get the impulse to look at them sometimes
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i like the way you talk....
You: know what?
Stranger: what are you doing?
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: are you wet?
You: i gave my ex-boyfriend a blowjob at school one time
You: can you believe that?
Stranger: no......but i like the thought......it's make me horny
You: it was so random too!
Stranger: :-)
You: we were just behidn the bleachers and i like knelt down and did it
Stranger: nice
You: well it's time to go
You: you're nice
Stranger: :-(
Stranger: now already?
You: yeah, 1230 like i said
Stranger: will i met you again?
Stranger: please?
You: sure
Stranger: i want do it again
Stranger: the change here is small
Stranger: you want my email?
You: hold on, i'll paste you my email
Stranger: owkee....
Stranger: please
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Stranger: you send me emails?

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lol, wp, dino. I actually read all that

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: HELLO1
You: HOLA
You: MY NAME IS SANCHEZ
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lolswordz

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You: howdy
Stranger: haay
You: hows the weather partna?
Stranger: Disgusting! Rainy and cold.
You: ah... a little rain aint nothin to shake a stick at
You: where bouts you from?
Stranger: Ohioo.
You: aint that where them damb yankee Buckeyes are from?
Stranger: Yuss. I wish I was in like....somewhere warmer.
You: ah hell, little cold rain will put some curly hair on your ass
You: so you got yourself some cattle up in them parts then?
Stranger: I wish!
Stranger: that'd be amazing!
Stranger: But no.
You: you got that good ol' Johnson grass that grows up in your parts
You: you can feed like 2 head per acre on that
You: its like heaven i bet
You: what you do then son?
Stranger: Not really. I'm a highschooler...O.o
You: ah.. so your still wet behind the ears then eh?
Stranger: just a bit.
You: well, dont worry bout that, when your my age all ya do is bitch about your bones aching all the time
Stranger: lol i hear that from my parents. A LOT. and then they make me do stuff for them.
You: so you ever roll around in the hay with a girl? I hear their doing that sort of thing as young as high school these days
You: there aint nothin better than getting yourself a little darlin, and putting down a blanket out in the barn with her tho
Stranger: Eh, considering I am a girl, no. But I haven't done anything like that with anyone.
You: oh.
You: well hell, why didn't ya say so
You: so you like them cowboys then?
Stranger: Lol you never asked!
Stranger: A few. lol
You: stay away from them rodeo boys.. they aint nothing but piss drunk good for nothin punks
You: oughta be hung out and shot
You: you wanna get yourself a good man... you head down to one of them there country dances
Stranger: yeah
You: and find yourself a man that can two step
Stranger: Most of the guys here are jerks.
You: them little wipper snappers know how to treat a girl
Stranger: I bet!
You: And from whay my wifes sister tells me, their all hung like a damb donkey
You: course you might not want that with your inexperience and all
Stranger: lol
You: but once you get a taste of the goods thats where you should head
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: lol k
You: just make sure you make em take their spurs off before you let them in your bed
You: alright darlin, i gotta go soak my knees.
You: damb arthritis




first attempt: fail?

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Stranger: .hi!
You: f u
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
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Stranger: i pee on you

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lololol


by some glitch, i met the same guy thrice consecutively. believe it or not!

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lol wtf

Stranger: hi
You: YO
Stranger: ******
You: YES
You: I THINK THAT IS APPROPRAITE
You: I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS
You: BECAUSE IHAVE A BONER
You: AND I WANT TO SHOW U
You: THAT THROUGH MY TYPING
You: DUCY?
Stranger: will u stick it in my ass cus im gay
You: NO
You: I AM A 35 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
You: SO I MEAN
You: YEAH
You: I ONLY LIKE CORN COBBS
Stranger: uhmm ear?
You: UP MY BUTT
You: DUCY?
You: YEAH
You: MY EAR
You: IN MY EAR
Stranger: my dick in your ear?
Stranger: too tight
You: NOT TIGHT

then he disconnected ):

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: who are you?
Stranger: jonny
You: I'm Chris hansen with NBC
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i have no idea who you are
You: we are doing a special report on Omegle
Stranger: ok
You: would you like to take part?
Stranger: what do i have to do
You: Just answer a couple questions
Stranger: ok
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: ireland
You: How long have you been using Omegle?
Stranger: about three weeks
You: What do you think about it?
Stranger: i think its good
Stranger: too mant wierdos, they need more filters
You: Don't you think that if they have filters it would take away most of the fun though?
Stranger: do i want to be pestered by guys that are looking for cyber sex?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: yes :)
Stranger: tbh
Stranger: i dont tihnk the filters are needed, maybe just to get rid of the advert spammers
Stranger: the rest doesnt bother me
Stranger: but continue sir
Stranger: :)
You: I agree
Stranger: good
Stranger: do i get a name drop in your report?
You: Sure if you like I can include that.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im Cedric
You: You told me in the beginning you were Johnny.
Stranger: thats my pseudonym
Stranger: i dont like saying my real name on here
You: So just Cedric from Ireland?
Stranger: Cedric Diggory
Stranger: ill give my full name
Stranger: just out of interest
You: Ok Cedric, well thanks for your time today sir.
You: Sure...
Stranger: how would i catch the report, seeing as outside the US?
You: You won't, cause I'm not really a reporter and you just got pranked!
Stranger: teeehhheeeee
You: LOLLLLLLL
Stranger: you dont know who cedric diggory is, do you?
You: no
Stranger: harry potter my friend
Stranger: read into it
Stranger: i tihnk i win
You: ahahahah
You: I don't believe you
Stranger: seriously my man
Stranger: google the name
Stranger: its a harry potter character
You: FAK
You: you win
You: I thought I had you though
Stranger: ah you did not :)
You: GG sir
Stranger: *shakes hand*
You: same
Stranger: for whats it worth
You: later gg
You: lol
Stranger: i get pleasure out of pretening to be a mongolian sheep farmer too
Stranger: you should try that
Stranger: its eventful
You: lol
You: GG, i'm out
You have disconnected.

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You: hi buddy
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: What are 3 reasons I should talk to you?
You: the top three or 4-7
You: ???
Stranger: top 3
You: I am more funny than you
You: I am more secksy than you
You: and Mayo is gayo

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: whoare U
Stranger: ASL ?
You: 19 China Transvestite
Stranger: Transvestite ?
You: you don't know what that is?
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Man act like woman ?
Stranger: right ?
You: dual sexed
Stranger: what's your sex ?
Stranger: real sex
You: girl
Stranger: so you are lesbian ?
You: and a dude
You: have a penis
Stranger: funny
Stranger: Do you have plumpy chest ?
Stranger: breast
You: fake boobs
Stranger: which city are you in ?
You: why you wan to know?
Stranger: May I see your photo ? Can you give me the link ?
You: are you a guy or girl?
Stranger: guy
You: are you into guys or something?
Stranger: I am a guy
Stranger: male
You: I know
Stranger: So I wish to see your photo
You: I'm asking you if you like guys?
Stranger: No , I love girl
You: then why would you want to see my picture then?
Stranger: courious
You: full nude?
Stranger: anything as you wish
You: ok hold on
Stranger: OK
You: wow man your pretty ****ed up, I'm not a tranny LOLLL
Stranger: ?
Stranger: why do you say this ?
Stranger: I just want to see your photo
You: I'm just a guy, I was effin with you
Stranger: with fake boob ?
You: Noooooo
You: no fake boobs, no poos
Stranger: ****
You: hahahahahh
Stranger: SB
You: LOL
You: ***
Stranger: Gang Bi Yang Zi
You: so you like doods huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: HOLLLLA
Stranger: how are you doing?
Stranger: energetic!
You: ITS AWWIGHT
Stranger: asl?
You: SUP WIT CHU?
Stranger: 25/m/chicago here
You: YOU DIG FRIED CHICKEN?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hiyo
Stranger: привет
You: What's doing?
Stranger: listen musik
Stranger: u?
You: Musik and studying
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/usa
Stranger: i can see you?
Stranger: foto
You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/b...gsuit.jpg?o=10
Stranger: mm.......
You: Photo of you?
Stranger: wait
You: Hurry
You: I need it
Stranger: http://lgk.clan.su/_ph/1/2/420438471.jpg
You: screen name?
Stranger: ?
You: so we can chat after this
Stranger: i can't understand
Stranger: =((
You: AIM?
Stranger: intercourse
Stranger: i need to go. hockey will begin now
Stranger: bye
You: just the tip
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Stranger: I WANNA HOT GIRLSSSSSS!!!!
You: you like incest?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: do you?
You: well my mom i spamela anderson soo
Stranger: well japanese love it
You: i really wanna bone her but i'm only like 14
Stranger: and how old are you
You: i just told you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: your mother is sexy right?
You: pamela anderson, google is your friend
Stranger: wow
Stranger: hot
You: yeah, how do I go about this?
Stranger: i love her
Stranger: take it easy
You: I want to bang her in her sleep
Stranger: but so hot mother that i can't help you
You: you think she will notice?
Stranger: did you do something to her?
You: what do you mean
Stranger: something strange
You: not yet
Stranger: don't worry
Stranger: every mother love her baby
Stranger: are you sure pamela anderson is you mother?
You: do you think she would still love me if i tried to have sex with her?
Stranger: don't do this
You: but she is the hottest woman ever
You: do you not agree?
Stranger: yes i think so
You: so why not"
Stranger: but there are lots of girls hot like her
You: no not like my mom
Stranger: can you show me a pic
You: sometimes I pretent I have a bad dream just so I can sleep in bed with her
Stranger: you can touch her but don't try to make love with her
Stranger: you still young and she is you mother
You: but i want to so bad
You: she is the most beatufil woman in the world to me
Stranger: yes, you are lucky boy
You: yes my mom is really hott
Stranger: do you have MSN or else?
You: whats that
Stranger: like email that i can connect with you
You: what for
You: so you can try and talk to my mom? hahaahh
Stranger: i really want to help you and i like HOT girls like you mother too ;)
Stranger: no,i can't afford haha
You: i think i'm going to sleep
Stranger: Oh i can't find you next time
You: owell, I guess she's all mine you perv
You: trying to **** my mom
You: what's wrong with you?
You: and I thought I had problems
Stranger: You know that
Stranger: It is not your fault
You: what is
Stranger: the problem is hotssss
Stranger: i'm far away from you
You: I have my moms playboys under my bed
Stranger: she didn't know?
You: I don't thinkn she knows yet
Stranger: why she use it?your father is not at home?
You: those were my father's but they divorced and I found them so I hid them
Stranger: i found a woman called pamela anderson,but she is 41 old
Stranger: and you are 14?
You: yea
You: i turn 15 next month, my mom still looks super hot for her age
Stranger: playboy girl
Stranger: from Canada?Is that her?
You: who else did you think i was talking about?
Stranger: can you get a pic for me
Stranger: a website
You: there are pics all over teh web , use google
Stranger: but which pamela anderson is your mother,help me
You: the only pamela anderson that was in playboy
Stranger: Oh i see
Stranger: now ,where do you live
You: Malibu california
Stranger: that's a beautiful city
Stranger: i'm going there even i was dreaming
You: yes i heard picasso use to come here to paint sometime
Stranger: yeah,but i'm not in US
Stranger: can you show me some photo about your hometown
You: google malibu, ca... google is your friend
Stranger: it's not truth,also i want to see you ;)
Stranger: are you there?
You: why do you wann see me, I thought we both just wanted to have sex with my mom?
You: maybe we can have a threesome ahah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know me boy
You: where are you from?
You: have you seem my moms 1998 centerfold?
Stranger: i'm from China,do you know?
Stranger: i'm looking for
You: oh yeah, i've heard of china
You: my mom told me china man have small peen
Stranger: welcome to China and i think chinese girl is most beautiful all over the world
You: wel talk about all kinds ot things
Stranger: there are lots of intresting things that i can't describe
You: well, I think i'm going to pretend to be scared and go sleep with her
Stranger: haha bad little boy
Stranger: when i was 14 , i know little about sex
You: but my mom was in playboy so it's hard for me not to know about it
Stranger: and you know lots playboy girl right?
Stranger: do you have seen them?
You: yeah my mom has lots of playboy girlfriends
You: they go skinny dipping in the pool from time to time when they get really drunk sometimes hah
Stranger: i'm really want to see some pictures
You: hmm
Stranger: you are lucky boy
You: i know
You: maybe I can take pictures on my cellphone and email you them
Stranger: iswear i did't have seen so many hot girls
Stranger: hujians@gmail.com my email
Stranger: i think we will be good friends haha
You: ok, i'll try and take some pictures next time they get really drunk and send you
Stranger: and what's your email?
You: you'll see when I send to you
Stranger: OK i thought to send you some pictures ;)
You: lol
You: she just got out of the shower, i'm going to go and sleep with her and tell her how bad my dream was
Stranger: OK don't forget my email~~ good boy
You: ok
You: hey
You: before i go
Stranger: and ?
You: I have to tell you I dont' really know pam anderson and i'm well over 14 you chinese perv
You: and I have your email, your ****ed now lol
Stranger: the email is rest of mine boy
You: wat
Stranger: haha
You: you got punked china man
Stranger: actually...i not chinese but i lived there
You: you fail, your email is going to be all over the interwebs now man
Stranger: don't believe any one else ON LINE
You: obviously you shouldn't!
You: lol
Stranger: i means you
You: hey, I'm not the gullable one
You: you should setup your spam blocker now I suggest
You: before I post this
Stranger: maybe
You: you got punked hard chinaman
Stranger: it means nothing that i got lots emails
You: your email is going to be flooded tomorrow
Stranger: keep on
Stranger: come on baby
Stranger: can i ask something questions
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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