As HU players, we all know that HU is far and away the most tilting form of NL poker. When you get sucked out on, it feels like the other guy punched you in the stomach and when you take a sick cooler deep, it feels like God hates you.

Right now, I'm feeling pretty


with the pokers.

Instead of beating on my indestructible keyboard, I thought I'd come to HUNL to bitch and moan about it. I think it'd be very productive to have an official HUNL tilt thread where we post angry images and sick, stupid coolers deep from any limit. Hell, they don't even have to be deep because seeing your dumbass fish opponent with 2 buyins in his stack is a sin.




Post away your most brutal, destructive HUNL stories and some hands that sent you over the edge. They can be the most spectacular runner-runners or the standard 5 outer that broke the camel's back. I'd post hands right now, but I think I would blow through my new baller 26 inch monitor that has doomswitched me.

Edit: Maybe I'll just go win a donkament. Please God?

I ran so so so terrible today but w/e I have some things to fix still so I'll move down and focus tomorrow

try this. no, really, try it.

GRRRRR @ people who think they are good when they catch their river cardzzzzzz and then berate you in chat...

HI I JUST CAME TO MAKE THE SAMER ****ING THREAD. OMFG I JUST TILTED EIGHT BUYINS OFF TO THIS ****ING MONKEY HE HIT EVERY SINGLE DRAW HE GOT IT IN BAD ALMOST EVERY ****ING TIME AND JUST HIT AND HIT AND HIT AND HIT AND HIT AND ****ING HIT ASIOPUDBPISUBGFIPU ****. im so ****ing pissed i wanna break so much ****. or i wanna eat 5g of shrooms and smoke a blunt to my face and who the **** knows what at that point. i need to hit a real ****ing person INANIMATE OBJECTS DO NOT FEEL MY ****ING PAIN DO YOU UINDERSTAND{OSNIF{OSING

THANK ****ING GOD I WAS UP TREE AND A HAV BUYINS THAT SESSION BEFORE THE MONKEY TILT COMMENCED. ****.

i love this thread already

Do you really tilt for stuff that happened after you are all in?

pokerev saves me from this kind of tilt tbh. My level of happiness is only about my red line.

yoga and green tea?

two days ago... i tilted pretty hard on the 110 HU SNG.... i was down over $1500 on the day (somewhere between $1500 and $2000 at one point)... and i manged to turn it around and i fished the day only down $300... then i made $450 yesterday, so i'm back to making new highs again on my account.

i think what helped is that i had a few beers... it calmed me down and i manged to play great poker from there on in.

wow this thread could be epic

pointless but, looks to be funny

Full Tilt Poker $22 + $1 Heads Up Sit & Go No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
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Villain (BB): t2600
Insane Steve (BTN/SB): t400

Pre Flop: (t60) Insane Steve is BTN/SB with K 2
Insane Steve raises to t400 all in, Villain calls t360

Flop: (t800) A 8 5

Turn: (t800) 9

River: (t800) 2

(edit: villain has KJ)

Nothing in HU tilts me more than winning these hands, grinding opponent back down to like 600 chips, and losing anyways when this very same type of hand happens the opposite way. Twice. What a waste of 10 minutes. WHY THE HELL CAN'T I UST LOSE THIS HAND AND RELOAD NO THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH I HAVE TO HIT THE RIGGED BS RIVER AND ALMOST WIN AND THEN GET SUCKED OUT ON AND LOSE ANYWAYS ***** POKER

as an aside this guy was terrible and accepted 3 rematches with me and I won all of them. Still I hate hate hate crap like this.

True story, Jesus walks with the short stack, talks with the short stacks and tells them when to move all in for water into wine miracles!

i ****** hate when you are playing a total ****** complete moron idiotfcktard, and you make a soulread because the idiot has been 3betting you everysingle time. You simply call his 3bet with your A10. the flop comes with nothing. asssshatmonkeybrain makes a huge bet, and you call thinking your A is good(which it is until the motherfcker spikes a 3 on the river to beat you with T3)

Dear Poker,

Why can't I beat you right now? We use to have such a great relationship. You paid for so many beers and you do this to me? Why?

Love,

Vinny

What I hate most of all is losing to aggro jerk-offs after making good plays.

Latest villain (Italian of course - I ****ing hate playing Italians because of all the really hideous suckouts) raising random amounts of crap...sorry not bothered with converting HH.

I have KJ suited, I raise, he min re-raises, I've had enough and call.

Flop is Kxx, rainbow, no connectors, two hearts.

He bets, I re-raise to put him all in, he calls and turns over:::::::::: A 8 - high card only, and one heart (not the A).

Turn is a J - gotcha! Until I see it's a heart....

River is the standard ******-rewarding dumbass Ace of hearts.

****.

Rainbow with two hearts?

Great start to WCOOP, stupid 32/14 fish that loves to make ******ed plays obviously has the top of his range on the best river possible for him.


Poker Stars $500+$30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 7 players
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BB: t10150
UTG: t10325
UTG+1: t9375
MP: t8000
CO: t11525
Hero (BTN): t9675
SB: t10950

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG calls t50, 2 folds, CO calls t50, Hero raises to t250, 2 folds, UTG calls t200, 1 fold

Flop: (t625) 9 6 5 (2 players)
UTG bets t375, Hero calls t375

Turn: (t1375) 4 (2 players)
UTG bets t900, Hero calls t900

River: (t3175) 4 (2 players)
UTG bets t2000, Hero calls t2000

Duh. Laying off the wine for the evening so.

This jackass bought in for 240 and is going to run it up to 2k playing as terribly as possible fk him fk him fk him. GOD ****ING **** HIM.


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $390.00
BTN/SB: $413.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with A 4
BTN/SB raises to $8, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($16.00) 6 A 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $12, BTN/SB calls $12

Turn: ($40.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $28, BTN/SB calls $28

River: ($96.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $56, BTN/SB calls $56

cftw not seeing the results of these hands would tilt me too.....

1k second chance here i come let's gogogo.

55 and QQ respectively, and the QQ villain just loved to own me by minraising me in position everytime i 3-bet and c-bet. good thing i never paired.