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interesting. I must admit that this whole thing begs the question; if the Pope is the one chosen by god to be his representative on Earth, you might think he'd receive some kind of holy protection.

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09-15-2010 , 03:13 PM

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interesting. I must admit that this whole thing begs the question; if the Pope is the one chosen by god to be his representative on Earth, you might think he'd receive some kind of holy protection.

He knows hes the head of The Great Satan?

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09-16-2010 , 06:45 PM

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Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana

This is not a gravel road, thats all dead fish.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...d-in-louisiana

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09-20-2010 , 02:17 AM

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I don't care about lyrics. "Behold" - Florez

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09-20-2010 , 04:52 PM

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A Frenchman Has become the first limbless person to swim the Channel.
Philippe Croizon, 42, set off from Folkestone, Kent, at around 6am expecting to reach France within 24 hours but managed to complete the feat in just 13-and-a-half hours.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukp...mGV_iYvdp5fUfA

Obviously that was too easy for him. So...

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WISSANT, France -- Just days after swimming across the English Channel, quadruple amputee Philippe Croizon is already dreaming of a new challenge: crossing from Europe to Africa in the Strait of Gibraltar.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...092003461.html

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09-22-2010 , 08:16 AM

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Driving to Kansas City this morning. Gonna bug my sister for a month or so.

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09-23-2010 , 01:06 AM

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judging from the signs on the interstate, Kansas is pretty big into Jesus. Also, some gay porn actor named by Sam Brownback.

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09-23-2010 , 09:49 AM

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For lovers of Slayer, and church?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHb4gs1hwck

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09-24-2010 , 07:46 PM

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I might have to pass a UA for a job ( i shutter at that word). Pray for me because i dont think i have a prayer.

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09-24-2010 , 08:10 PM

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I might have to pass a UA for a job ( i shutter at that word). Pray for me because i dont think i have a prayer.

What is a UA?

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09-24-2010 , 08:14 PM

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What is a UA?

An invasion of privacy or urinalysis drug test depending on your take.

I like one of Gods plants, what can i do...

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09-24-2010 , 08:15 PM

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I wanted to ask but didn't want to sound ign'ant. I hope it's not a urine test. I'd need to be starving before I piss in a cup for anyone.

Edit: Ah, I see it is. That sucks batair.

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09-24-2010 , 08:20 PM

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I wanted to ask but didn't want to sound ign'ant. I hope it's not a urine test. I'd need to be starving before I piss in a cup for anyone.

Edit: Ah, I see it is. That sucks batair.

I might not have to take one, if i do yeah it will suck. But its an alright job so if they want my watered down stuff mixed with the proper amount of vitamins ill give it a go.

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09-24-2010 , 08:26 PM

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If you have any understanding relatives with kids they might be a source of untainted pee. If you've ever seen Withnail and I, you'll know what to do from there.

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09-24-2010 , 08:30 PM

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Ah, I see. Every where you go in the car business today requires a piss test. I have taken a bunch of them, no fun. But because so many in the car business would not pass the tests it is pretty standard in the interview to say things like, "so you will have to take a piss test, how long do you think it will be before you can fit that into your schedule?"

You really need a friend like me to help you through this tough time, emotionally only of course

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09-24-2010 , 08:34 PM

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"so you will have to take a piss test, how long do you think it will be before you can fit that into your schedule?"

LOL, awesome.

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09-24-2010 , 08:42 PM

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If you have any understanding relatives with kids they might be a source of untainted pee. If you've ever seen Withnail and I, you'll know what to do from there.

Yeah i was thinking about the substitute method but it seems kind of extreme. I might though. Whizzinator ftw.

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See thats the thing. Its a state job so i dont know how they wouldn't do one or tell you in advance... But i already had my interview and got the job and they didn't mention i would have to take one so idk...I guess if they give me one they'll spring it on me when i go do my paperwork. Which kind of suck because im going to have to do the paper work loaded up with fluid or something uncomfortable down there.

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09-24-2010 , 08:43 PM

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LOL, awesome.

Yeah, the car business is really unlike any other business. It is not uncommon when someone is talking about a salesman and says "Well, I think that he might have a coke issue" and someone to respond with "Oh, well at least we know he is motivated and needs money, when can he start?"

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09-24-2010 , 08:51 PM

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Thats pretty good.

On your edit jib. I wouldn't worry. I searched 2p2 and there are a few threads, thread, dedicated to this discussion. Ill tell you though some of the stuff people say to do will kill ya, or at least mess you up.

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09-24-2010 , 08:59 PM

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Thats pretty good.

On your edit jib. I wouldn't worry. I searched 2p2 and there are a few threads dedicated to this discussion. Ill tell you though some of the stuff people say to do will kill ya, or at least mess you up.

Yeah, I just didn't want to cross a line.

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09-24-2010 , 09:06 PM

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Yeah, I just didn't want to cross a line.

I think we just have to say i like bananas and my employer might not. Its fine though im not really looking for advice. More like prayers and good thoughts. Bad thoughts are ok too i guess because technically im trying to screw the man. But i be a good worker bee, so **** em...aint none of their business what i do on my time. It could be worse for them, i could be into whiskey.

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09-24-2010 , 09:26 PM

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do not eat any poppy seed muffins before taking the test

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09-24-2010 , 09:38 PM

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Ill stay away form those...

thats how Elaine Benes got busted.

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09-24-2010 , 11:44 PM

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Ill stay away form those...

thats how Elaine Benes got busted.

It's happened in real life too. A person lost her job by eating a poppy seed muffin and failing a piss test. She won the lawsuit though. UA's are notoriously innacurate and give false positives all the time.

On a different note my 10 year high school reunion is next month. I'd rather chew on a dixie cup full of rusty fish hooks than go to that.

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