3.01% into the 15 and no one started a goals thread yet? Abysmal.

[ ] Start an annual thread goals
[ ] Quit two plus two (Skim reading permitted with the rare post)
[ ] Don't review 2015 goals thread ever
[ ] No future goals posts on ssplo
[ ] Go to Vegas
[ ] Grow a beard for the year
[ ] Keep a fitness log for the year

Much Love
Tops

Smoke less weed or even quit.
Do well in my new work.
Run up the money I get from work to have a decent roll for mid/high stakes.
Spend more time with grandparents and the doggies.
Start training again... properly.
Bink a 50k+ MTT score

[ ] Move up to PLO50
[ ] Qualify for a UKIPT donkament
[ ] Start a family
[ ] Earn £20k from music
[ ] Win WSOP Main Event, retire, get fat and drink myself to oblivion

[ ] Have a winning year

[ ] Start posting at 2+2

- become Supernova until end of March
- wank less than 1 time in avarage per day
- get rid of 13 of my 96 kilogramms until end of March
- play poker 50 hours per week
- more attention for my lovely cat
- buy a new used car
- get rid of my back problems
- switch from normal to e-cigarettes
- watch less porn
- don`t poker, hear music, watch tv and surf on poker sites (incl. wank) at the same time anymore
- don`t pee in bottles because of poker anymore

- get rakeback on site other than stars to get SNE money while playing any small stakes game you want. Hows 20bb/100 winrate sound before you play a hand?
- no reason to stop if you don't have a girlfriend
- eat your biggest meal for breakfast and smallest for dinner and be in bed by midnight and up at 8AM GG fat loss
- refer to point #1 and you'll love 50 hour work weeks
- throw the cat in a bag zip tie it and throw it from your new car driving down the freeway on route to get a dog
- refer to points 1 and 4 and buy any car you want
- Asian chiropracter FTW if they don't have glasses dont trust them. Mine has glasses and he's a spine ninja
- quit all nicotine as its pure filth and has no benefit at all
- watch more porn on sites like ********** where people will do anything for pennies
- if you aren't rocking a perma boner whilst check raising range then you aren't street
- only truckers are allowed to pee on the fly

[ ] save up all money needed to pay for the wedding in 2016
[ ] move back to Canada
[ ] never talk my actual strategy to anyone ever for any reason
[ ] adopt second breakfast as a part of my life
[ ] troll more
[X] turn the 5 quid Christmas poker bonus I got via text message into 4 figure
[ ] turn it into 5 figures
[ ] 6 figures
[ ] have invested in one of LFMagic's min $50k binks
[ ] take up hardcore parkour

www.workoutbox.com

will solve your fitness issue for $8 a month

I cant wait to start a family good for you man! Clearly I've been drinking and posting today ha! What music are you into? DJ I assume? Do you ever play near Southampton?

He who knows does does not speak yadda yadda. Are you referring to a cognitive strategy with spiritual connotations? Or are you talking ABC poker and ranges and things? Also it appears you are relying on a 5£ bonus to build a roll(?), so it doesn't seem your strategy is worthwhile knowing.

I will never pay for coaching. Coaches are pretty much journals which other people write for you. You can just do it yourself.

well as for point #1 the bonus was from 1 site of the many sites I have accounts on so it's not "building roll" the way you are thinking of it. I simply won't deposit on that specific site and see what happens. Let's be super positive and shoot for 20,000x returns here ok! I'd say 250x the roll in 2 weeks is pretty cool beans right? I did cheat and roulette the first 200 pounds though.

point #2 I agree about hiring personal trainers but this site is a user friendly elite athlete training regime that lasts 6 months and changes every month. It's worked for me and a few people I know. I need a guide otherwise I get lazy and might not do the stuff I hate doing aka bulgarian squats.

Anyways hope everyone achieves all their goals this year.

[ ] find a good rb deal on euro sites
[ ] focus on it rathar than stars after finding that deal
[ ] beat lowstakes
[ ] buy a car
[ ] try to stick to 1 training routine at a time (don't brosplit after 3 weeks of SL)

Drum & Bass, playing in Bournemouth in March is that near?

[ ] Stop tilting and crippling my roll so that I can stay at a level when I move up
[ ] Supernova on Stars (no monthly point goals, hoping it just happens)
[ ] 300+ lbs bench for reps
[ ] 1000+ lbs leg press for reps (or max)
[ ] 20+ homerun season in slo pitch
[ ] Drive the TransCanada Hwy out west (did the east this past summer)

ok 369 months later.