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Old 03-02-2009, 03:06 AM   #103
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Re: Joke of the day

A duck walks into a bar, goes up the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No" and the duck walks out. The next day the same duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender says "No" and the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the bar again and goes up the bartender and says "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "Look, duck. You've come in here three days in a row asking me if I have any grapes and I keep telling you no. If you come in here and ask me that one more time I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!" The duck walks out. A couple weeks go by with no sign of the duck. Finally one day the duck walks in and goes up to the bartender and says, "Go any nails?" The bartender says "no." The duck says, "Got any grapes?"
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