Hey guys,

Im currently helping organise a stag weekend (bucks night(accept we are going for a weekend)? dunno what its called in America)

Any way I was hoping to get some ideas for good low cost activities if anyone has any ideas. More importantly though I am in charge of putting together the list of 10 rules or party fouls and the penalty incurred if broken. Since there is a wealth of tallent here in both acting stupid and making people pay for stupididty Im hoping to here some great suggestions.

Any help appreciated.

Cheers

Rhys

it's called a bachelor party in America. Also you sound very British.

Holy F*#% you can hear me???

I'm in Australia.

Drinking
Drinking while playing golf
Drinking while watching Strippers
Driving Undersized Vehicles Recklessly
Drinking while Eating Steak
Drinking while playing Home Game Poker
Jousting - renting one of those inflatable boxing rings with heavy foam jousting poles and beating the crap out of the bachelor.......while drinking.

rules? RULES???? lol

Think I see a theme here Mike

Pool while Drinking is good
Strippers playing home game poker while Drinking
Drinking while playing flag football....with strippers

You forgot drinking while drinking. (double fisting FTW!)

1. If you must regurgitate, do so outside the building
2. No one cares how intoxicated you are –
3. No one but TLC is allowed to “Creep”
4. Really know your friends before inviting them –
5. Resist all urges to break things –
6. Recognize who is running the party, and who the party is for –
7. Unless it’s a Karaoke party, or other people are joining in, don’t sing over the music
8. Academics should never be mentioned at a party –
9. Refrain from attempts at any movement which requires advanced coordination –
10. Don’t take the last beer…unless you’re the host


In Ohio, we play cornhole. Good drinking game, kind of like modified horse shoes. Hit w/ a horseshoe requires stitches, hit w/ a beanbag, requires bending over to pick it back up. Also, we play a game called "butthole" but, substitute butt for its 3 letter variant w/ an a and double ss's . It's a simple game, you make a circle in your hand using your thumb and index, hold it below your waist and if someone looks, you get to give them a 6 inch punch and say "butthole". If someone farts, yell out doorknob, and you get to 6 inch punch them until they touch a door knob, if they call safety, you can not hit them until the second fart.

I've got to ask thou, why would 10 Guys go out w/ 0 females? The entire point of being a "buck" is to land a "doe" in heat, practice impregnating her from the rear, w/o actually impregnating her. Then rub your antlers on a tree until some Man comes along w/ a .30-06 and blows your heart out the side of your chest.

You both forgot Drinking while Driving Undersized Vehicles Recklessly!

To the comment about rules??? These rules are generally established to encourage further drinking and hence more raucous behavior and in turn more breaking of the rules.

Love the idea of a jousting ring. I wonder if that will fit in the lounge room of the appartment we rented??

This is an outdoor activity.

This was a joke like f*%@n obviously.

not ev1 plays golf mike and i see some1 already had my avy.

Cause the buck is due to be married soon. If we have the buck rear ending deer chances are that we would see a cancelled wedding. That would be a disaster cause then we dont get all the free piss at the reception.

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It's a simple game, you make a circle in your hand using your thumb and index, hold it below your waist and if someone looks, you get to give them a 6 inch punch and say "butthole". If someone farts, yell out doorknob, and you get to 6 inch punch them until they touch a door knob, if they call safety, you can not hit them until the second fart.


8th grade and ighschool in this post

low cost hookers and blow, obv.

...while drinking

We had a good trip to "Amateur Night -- Win Your Tuition" last night at our local gentleman's establishment. Would be suitable for such activities..

Just a standard week night for you mr. Douglas??

Not so much, we've been dying to go for years (it was a big deal when they started it). We'd gone on random nights before for people's parties, but never for the undergrad-ploitation. It was a bit of dud, turns out they must still have money from their parents, and the desperation hasn't set in yet.

Wife, Myself and a few others that came out that work at the Uni are also really glad that none of our students were there entertaining. Awkward!

there in school your students are the pros.

Wow, thats brave going to a strip joint where your students may be performing and taking your wife. Surely even a semi-exrection would lead to a dismemberment, and possible legal action. Don't you like your penis?

To try and get the ball rolling a bit more on the party foul rules, I have few that have been in play before:
1. Foul - Double parking(holding two drinks at once), Penalty - Fouler must skull the larger of the two drinks.
2. Foul - Being denied access to a pub/club due to drunkeness, Penalty - Fouler buys the next round of drinks at the next location allowed entry. (Fouler must remain outside venue if others want to go in and wait until others are finished).
3. Foul - Spilling of own drink, Penalty - Fouler must by himself 2 replacement drinks and skull 1.
4. Foul - Spilling of others drinks, Penalty - Fouler must buy the next round and skull his own drink.

It's actually more likely my wife's students would be performing than my own. (computer science doesn't draw the ladies like it used to) Luckily we have like 3 universities (and a dozen colleges) in a 30 KM radius.

Also, I have excellent public erection control. I think I learned that from being a child forced to sit through church. I was always getting boners in church for some reason. Based on discussion with others, this seems to be a common occurrence among adolescent boys.

pics of nuns in ur church or gtfo.

Somehow this post made me think about this video.

Lol, wish I could have developed that, I resigned to wearing a belt most of my teen years. I became a ninja at stealthily relocating the wood behind the belt.

Superbad quote:
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.