A stranger crash lands on an island full of polar bears and smoke monsters, and is being escorted around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well when his guide says "On any day except Friday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer."
Impressed, the man shouts down, "Why not on Friday bro?" A voice from deep within the well replies, "Because on Friday, we grind."
How much have you won from $100NL lifetime?
Who are the 3 regs you hate to play with?
Who are the 3 regs you love playing with?
How many tables do you play at once?
How long per session?
Are you a black guy?
Do you prefer playing with Asians or white ppl?
How much have you won from $100NL lifetime? I dunno, I don't keep track.
Who are the 3 regs you hate to play with? mpethybridge
Who are the 3 regs you love playing with? mpethybridge
Are you a black guy? Not the color of a man's skin that matters, but his character.
If I find that scene from V for Vendetta incredibly hot, does that make me a pedophile? No way. Its Natalie fücking Portman.
Do you play better high? I'm starting to think its a possibility.
View on the future of online poker? 6 months from now we'll have the November 9 action bringing out some new depositors. 3 years - About the same as it is now, but with more Rush style games, and more PLO being played. The only people who say poker is dying, or going to die, are just making excuses.
punch lesmurphy in the face or have sex with his wife while he watches but cant speak?
never smoke weed again or have to do cocaine everyday for six months?
play 5k hands of 5kNL HU against phil ivey or take a taser to the nuts?
live for 5 years in China or Somalia?
2 ugly girls or one hot girl?
never get dealt AA again or get 72o 33% of the time?
you are about to stranded on an uninhabited island. no idea when you'll get rescued but you can chose three of these things to bring with you: marijuana plant, average looking woman, smoking hot woman with herpes, fishing pole, 1 million dollars, a raft, a talking monkey, MP3 player, unlimited supply of funions, 3 changes of cloths, a gun with one shot?