[x] Air is usually ahead
[x] I make mistakes

Prob white women. Aren't many things a man of any color, nationality, or era would choose over vajay.

thanks for the links guys, much appreciated!!!

fwiw i would definatly choose fried chicken over fat vajay. but im eskimo not black so i guess its different.

Not quite sure how accurate it is...

2005: Played 5c/10c Dealer's Choice with other human guinea pigs at a 14-day Phase IV pharmaceutical trial.
2006: Learned NLHE rules at a local free poker league run by Cardplayer's Mike
2007: First casino trip. 1/2 and I went busto on my first hand with 24os (misread my cards)
2008: Switched from cardplayer to 2p2 after ~400k 100NL hands of not even breaking even.
2009: Put in my 2 weeks notice with my old job in late November

I love youtube. For its music (I mainly listen to mashups), and for random hilarity.

Random music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlA_r...os=zhIsOTjweDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19r2M...os=P6ssqMZfLkc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9SE...os=PvS8a7twlZ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfr40...os=5Uop5e5xIPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4WbL...os=mnp5Gz2BO0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPtWh...os=MYBDglBDZ5U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZp_...os=3kS5uNRyR6s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0Ka...os=hKUuYWDBXIs

Random hilarity/awesomeness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCz...os=sLoIBEJGokg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhS...os=q4WhDn7Bo8U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wV...os=3XVV02Qv0_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVs8...os=MhuZE_5Bhf4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n_9N...os=DRS6uHhbMLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-gG...os=gRLrFUp0B08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9...os=6-8S4EYYkQs



Sarah Silverman's similarities between elderly jewish people and young black men:
Very white sneakers
Track suits
They like diamonds and bling
Big on their grandchildren
Fan of cadillacs
All of their friends are dying

What level should I be on if you actually hold AK?

Could god animate a gif so large that even he himself could not upload it?

Levels only exist so people can out level themselves.



Poker advice:
Remove distractions while playing: Close down skype, exit forum, turn off phone, etc. Prepare for session by creating a positive mindset (fav music, and even Family Guy and other animated comedies are stellar), have bottled water next to you during session so do don't have to make a dash towards fridge between hands. Take tylenol before a grind so your neck/wrists don't get sore/as sore.

Life advice:
Wear comfortable shoes, buy a comfortable bed, talk to people that don't look like you, do the right thing, don't lie, pursue happiness with your remaining 40 years of quality life on the planet.

note to self: don't try and open thread with iPhone

question: do you like websites?

I <3 DukeMuscle

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
GAPOAK just PM'd me a GIF of a guy in a dark suit sticking a huge broom stick in a tied up ladys azz and then the guy starts literally mopping the floor with her.

so much effort and determination. genius.

My first session yesterday: TT on my first & last hand AIPF

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
SB: $99.00
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $166.35
UTG+1: $115.70
MP: $209.30
CO: $338.30
BTN: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T T
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $3.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $100 all in, 1 fold, CO calls $88

Flop: ($204.00) 9 8 T
Turn: ($204.00) 7
River: ($204.00) K

CO shows K A (a pair of Kings)




Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
CO: $120.30
BTN: $99.00
SB: $119.10
BB: $131.95
Hero (UTG): $193.50
UTG+1: $100.00
UTG+2: $116.35
MP1: $53.15
MP2: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $3.50, 2 folds, MP1 raises to $53.15 all in, 2 folds, BTN requests TIME, 3 folds, Hero calls $49.65

Flop: ($107.80) 6 4 K
Turn: ($107.80) 9
River: ($107.80) 9

MP1 shows 2 K (two pair, Kings and Nines)

i didn't know u were full time pro now. what was ur profession before quitting?

i haven't played with u in awhile....but looks like u are on a nice extended upswing. i know u don't watch videos, get coached, etc. what accounts for ur late strong run?

if you had to teach something, what would you teach?

name the most terrifying moment of your life so far.

you can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. where would you like to die and how?

if you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?

Very tempted to sort the gif folder by size and post a dozen of the largest bandwidth ones hidden behind two dozen spoilers. Can't place your specific quote, but I know its from a recent FG or T&E.

do you actually like me? are we really even friends?
why did we talk about oopening up a coaching website in 2009?
who is a bigger troll; me or lesmurphy
who is better at poker; me or lesmurphy
do you ever have downswings?
what is your biggest upswing?
what type of women do you like?
is that really a picture of you in the SSNLFR pics thread?

Office work for a university.

I don't seek out videos. Occasionally someone will recommend one strongly, and I give everything a shot. There's gotta be a reason why so many people love them, right? I really liked jballer88's last vids. Disclaimer: I know him IRL so its not an unbiased recommendation. And by "I know him IRL" means he butt dials me because I'm alphabetically the first person in his contacts list. But we're not facebook friends or anything. We met at a local poker club, and he and I were blood villains for the longest time. Like, you think the lesmurphy thing is drama, but I never really got into that battle. But I got into the jballer battle dammit. I was a NIIIIIIIT back then and all of the battles were jballer saying I shoulda shoved (I know now that he's right obv), and me giving a BS excuse to being scared money. I played bad a year ago. But back when I knew him it was just awful.

So yeah, jballer88's SH videos I like.

I've been coached before. Not extended coaching where anyone took me under a wing and made me a protige or anything, but I've paid for several sessions with various crushers and solid players. jballer88 is one, DamnRinger, **********, and I think I got one or two from Newmanmi. I'd recommend DamnRinger first. The others are excellent and solid choices too if you (or lurkers) need a recommendation for a coach.

Its not really a late strong run, as it was me being a bad player for so long. The May 2010 DukeMuscle will be an awful player to the DukeMuscle of 2011 obv.

one month with Lmurphy as your personal trainer = how many months with no weed?

One of the best Well's ever.

Best looking Gif of a hot asian babe please.

How important do you think coaching is in improving as a player? Do you think it is essential? If not what do you think is?

Dude, who wouldn't love a personal trainer?

What differences do you find between NL100 games on FTP compared to Stars?

Lesmurphy's butler and personal assistant for 6 months or 200BI below ev over that same span?