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Originally Posted by juan valdez
duke you're weird so I think this well will be great
Bucket list
top 3 on the list
2 more interesting things
1 surprising item you wouldn't have on the list
Bucket List is a List Of Things To Do Before I Die right? The last thing from the list I scratched off was bang a black chick. I don't have them in any sort of order, but I did make a brief list that still includes: Oz, Amsterjam, boogy board white water rapids, find something to get a tattoo of, build myself custom furniture, glass blowing, kickboxing, donate kidney, teeth veneers, do a back/front flip.
For some reason the .txt file that I keep my "Things To Do Before I Die" list also has some Big Dick Jokes. Im not sure if I made these, or if I found them somewhere and wrote 'em down:
My dick is so big, the US dollar is pegged to it.
My dick is so big you could melt it down and sell it to the US Treasury.
My dick is so big, no one knows if its a prime number.
My dick is so big, the Democrats want to use it to plug the hole in the ozone layer.