A stranger crash lands on an island full of polar bears and smoke monsters, and is being escorted around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well when his guide says "On any day except Friday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer."

Impressed, the man shouts down, "Why not on Friday bro?" A voice from deep within the well replies, "Because on Friday, we grind."

first!

obligatory poker story plz

poker story?

How much have you won from $100NL lifetime?
Who are the 3 regs you hate to play with?
Who are the 3 regs you love playing with?
How many tables do you play at once?
How long per session?
Are you a black guy?
Do you prefer playing with Asians or white ppl?

If I find that scene from V for Vendetta incredibly hot, does that make me a pedophile?
Do you play better high?
View on the future of online poker? 6 months and 3 years

ok, where do you get the gifs?

do you have a favorite gif?

A reg opens in MP and you have 77 on button. 3-bet or call?

Do you have issues with figures of authority?

Do you hate being told what to do?

Are you a freak and a bit of a weird dude?

If poker did not exist tomorrow, what would you do for manies

This one used to be:

It depends.

can you post a picture of yourself in this hat?



And how do you decide when to stop playing for the day?

how do you balance poker with your life?

Part time jobs at a coffee shop, a bar, and Jimmy Johns. Worked at a bar ~10 years ago, but never a coffee shop or Jimmy Johns. Or I'd take one of those Oaksterdam University courses.

choose one for each question:

punch lesmurphy in the face or have sex with his wife while he watches but cant speak?
never smoke weed again or have to do cocaine everyday for six months?
play 5k hands of 5kNL HU against phil ivey or take a taser to the nuts?
live for 5 years in China or Somalia?
2 ugly girls or one hot girl?
never get dealt AA again or get 72o 33% of the time?


you are about to stranded on an uninhabited island. no idea when you'll get rescued but you can chose three of these things to bring with you: marijuana plant, average looking woman, smoking hot woman with herpes, fishing pole, 1 million dollars, a raft, a talking monkey, MP3 player, unlimited supply of funions, 3 changes of cloths, a gun with one shot?

Why is your avatar so great right now, even though it's nothing like you in any way shape or form? As in your interests or likes...

Your Mom, Oprah, Barbara Bush

F*** one, Marry one, Kill one

what variant of poker will you be playing 1 year from now?

do you think honey badger has/will have the best post itt?

It depends. Stop loss... Hunger... Sometimes I play a hand poorly and I stop the session.