I dont know the quote but yadda yadda i have infinite wisdom and ****

A few people showed some interest and I love attention... so, lets kick the new forum off with some fun. Ask me anything and I shall answer. I have to go back to work but ill move along afterwards!

Ok, basic questions:

How old are you?

Profession?

Poker Story?

How long have you been playing FRNL?

Do you really think being a professional online poker player is a viable career option for years to come?

Dogs or cats?

Wells/threads that you have found most useful here on 2p2?

as what do you work?

what do you enjoy more - hold'em or omaha?

1. In my DB, you are the man who won most $$$ from me. So probably you know how to exploit my leaks/weakness. Whats these leaks and weaknesses are?

2. Post your lifetime graph (PLO & Holdem)

3. Whats your lifetime Holdem PT/BB and PLO PT/BB?

What should be the topic of speedle's Pooh-Bah post?

or ?

Thoughts on this:


Favorite non-premium starting hand?

Saving Private Ryan or Blackhawk Down?

Where were you born?

How many brothers and sisters?

How many times have your parents been divorced?

Favorite movie?

Favorite album?

Hey coordi, thanks for doing this, you're one of the people whose game I respect the most in the ****ing entire forum.

Question:

Poker story.

Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson?

Biggest winning and losing pot ever?

Lifetime graph.

You've been toying around with Omahahahahahhahahaha lately and doing well. What would you say are the most necessary skillsets required for that stupid game that people dont have developed enough for Holdem?

Fav food and drink.

Fav song? Fav movie? Fav TV show?

Your fav non premium hand?

Best hand you ever played?

Number of tables you usually play?

Most fundamental breakthrough you made that propelled your game in the right direction?

Favorite sport?

Favorite poster on 2p2? (piscofag doesnt count)

Name the 3 toughest players you ever encountered at a poker table.

Live poker should be played under heavy alcohol influence. If you're not wasted at a poker table, you fail at life. Comments on that please?

Thanks again for doing this.

Lifegraph?
Where did you see you en 3 years in poker?
What did you think is the best problem (most exploitable) of regs at FR ?

What does Coordi mean?

fave 5 rappers of all time

Is this a BIGGG level that I can't read or this thread is just some kind of bizare ^o)

Is Oklahoma as hick and beat as I imagine?

Did you have other players attempt to hit on you with your old Stars avatar?

Who is that pictured in the new PS avatar?

Aspect of game you find most challenging?

Favorite book?

Furtherest place you've traveled to?

What was the best part of vacation in Florida?

How long is forever? LOL, am referring to your location. How long have you played at 100NL?

lifetime ggggggggggggggggggraph

Im 22 at midnight tonight, go me!

I work as a certified A&P mechanic at a little 6 man general aviation shop. We are overworked, underpaid, under appreciated, and highly liable. While I alway use this as my profession I am not shy to tell friends and family that I make the majority of my money from poker.

my poker story will take a while and i will get back to it.

Ive been playing play money since the beggining of 06 and started real cash near the middle of 06. I started playing serious and trying to learn April of 07.

At one time I had dreams and thought it was very realistic that I could be playing poker professionally in the near future. Now I have doubts unless I somehow learn to manage the tilt issues that plague me. The talent and ability is there I just dont know if i have the mental fortitude

dogs for sure. ive never had any luck training cats but have had a couple of really close relationships with dogs. They are just a more dependent creature so therefore appreciate and show love more than cats.

Jmans well is my favorite thread because I think we have very similar personalities and he is a very insightful man.

I enjoy omaha more as its an action oriented game. Hold'em in general frustrates me for a number of reasons.

I think holdem is 3ish but after this recent run I wouldnt be suprised if its closer to 2.5 now. PLO is like 6ptbb or so but I havn't really played very many hands.

I dont know enough about speedles game to say, but im sure whatever he decides will be great.

4some for sure

64s isnt as good to do this with as 67 or 78s but I have been known to make this ship every once in a while knowing im probably going to get called.

if KQo counts then that for sure that because its so underrated and easy to play imo. If KQ is too top tier than id have to say im torn between 10Js QJs and K10s because they have massive drawing potential and strong pair value also. I think non-premium play at 100 is so cake in general, I dont find myself in trouble with these types of hands nearly as much as QQ or JJ for example.

Ive actually never seen Blackhawk Down

I was born in Oklahoma City

1 brother

my mom was divorced once and my dad never, though my dad is the one with the estranged kid . They have to have been married 27 years by now.

Its so hard to pick one single favorite movie but some standouts that popped right in my head were Super Troopers, Rounders, Grandmas Boy, and Shogun Assassin.

My favorite album is most deff GZA - Liquid Swords which actually uses a bunch of samples from Shogun Assassin

Either busto or a live pro

Too fit or fold types who never switch it up. IE their range on every board is heavily polarized

Coordi goes back to my counterstrike days where my sn was Coordinator, and my clan mates took it upon themselves to shorten it to coordi. Its short, simple, and rarely taken so it stuck for me.

GZA
BIG
Wayne
Prodigy
and ill probably catch some flack for this one but ... Juicy J

I have no clue what your trying to say but your awesome Ness.

No its really not... here at least. 75% of oklahoma is probably MORE hick and beat as you imagine though . Really OKC and Tulsa aren't that bad, but even Stillwater (OSU), Norman (OU), and Lawton (Ft. Sill) are pretty ****in rundown and hickish.

Do you ever smoke when you play and what are your thoughts on this in general?
Is the weed in Ok-town as bad as I assume? Is there a medical program? If you move to California to play I'll give you the number of a good doctor, "he's very thorough." Why did I feel the need to ask you about drugs?

Why do you see yourself, if pro, as a live pro?

Best casino in your vicinity for live poker (I live in Wichita and the closest decent casino seems to be the Riverwind)

Favorite hand to coldcall a CO open-raise with on the button.

Opinions on maintaining a constant bankroll vs. withdrawing a regular amount.

Favorite TV show, past & present.

what do you think of this youtube clip?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrZwPXqM9Q

your favorite youtube clip (has to be funny)

person you think you wanna meet most from 2p2?

if you would wanna bang this asian chick who youve known for a while whos coming to visit your apartment in philly would you get blunted and go the art musuem or get blunted and go to the philadelphia zoo? and also take into account you were good friends with her and you didnt want her to think you wanted to bang her, but you really did

do you **** with redbull?

do you think youre gonna be playing 400 or higher soon, any limit you think you have no desire to move past?

what do you look like, and are you a cowboy cause i always get the mental image of you sitting at like a ranch/house kinda thing using a generator for power with a cowboy hat on after getting back from a construction job and multitabling on your wooden bench

youre best guess on how i smoked the weed im currently high on?

person on 2p2 who contributed most to your success?

what kind of mattress do you have?

whats the illest limit on stars?

do you have a real job, and if yes, how much money would it take for you to win this year that you would decide not to take on a real job and just grind poker in january, given the state of internet poker now?

whos gonna be the next president?

who have you punched the most in the face, and how many times was it? (i dont care if its no one i know)

oh in case its not obvious i think youre a cool dude

ill be back for more

Alba, and its not even close. Nor has it ever been close, like even Simpson as a virgin in her prime was just never in the same tier as Jessica Alba.

Poker Stars $3/$6 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $995.00
CO: $487.05
BTN: $735.00
SB: $594.00
BB: $1640.50

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with A Q 8 T
Hero raises to $21, 2 folds, SB calls $18, BB calls $15

Flop: ($63.00) T 8 T (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $61, Hero calls $61, SB calls $61

Turn: ($246.00) 5 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $244, Hero raises to $913 all in, SB folds, BB calls $669

River: ($2072.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)



Poker Stars $3/$6 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $130.00
BB: $681.90
UTG: $1288.55
CO: $1089.25
Hero (BTN): $817.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 6 8 7 9
UTG calls $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $24, SB raises to $84, 1 fold, UTG calls $78, Hero raises to $342, SB calls $46 all in, UTG calls $258

Flop: ($820.00) J 7 7 (3 players - 1 is all in)
UTG checks, Hero bets $475 all in, UTG calls $475

Turn: ($1770.00) 6 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1770.00) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)



Im not sure what your asking about omaha but the main difference ive noticed is folding. There are times where folding the nuts on the flop is a correct play , and you end up folding sets constantly, and folding AA etc.

I eat General Tso chicken a couple of times a week, guess that would be my current favorite.

Song I really like House, and Family guy, and the old simpsons. And Trailer park boys. To be honest I dont really watch much tv.

the 93s for 3 buyins on a xx9Aover 3flush board I posted a while back. I dont have the HH on this computer tho.

I play 8-20 depending on how tired I am or how good the games are or if im playing a bunch of SH .

Aggression (or lack of) for the right reasons for sure

I wrestled for 7 years and very much enjoyed it. I enjoy watching it and wouldnt mind wrestling again for sure. For mainstream, American football I would have to say, though i'm growing to enjoy football more and more.

geeze... Probably Sabr or BS gave the most good advice when I was really trying to learn. Proofrock always give really well thought out advice. I think All the cheese has been the most consistent in giving good advice for my hand histories specifically. CMU always gave great advice. And for sure shout out to effen who had to put up with me when I had no confidence in my game .

thats a tough one ill have to think about it and answer later

You summed it up fairly well. I cant remember a live session that didnt start out with a crown shot and a crown and coke.

Your welcome speedster. much love


That picture is me

Probably folding when I know im beat but have great odds to call. Like QQ on a xxx board in a 3bet pot when I cbet or c/r the flop and he shoves.

So many, I enjoyed the belgariad, the chronicles of narnia books, the Pern books were good. recently I discovered audio books on itunes and have been listening to some great ones, like a brave new world, the prince, the art of war, a wrinkle in time. All books or series I will definitely read again.

I really enjoyed the fireworks show at hillsboro beach. It rained like a mofo, but there was lots of beautiful girls around and the show was top notch. Cheetahs at pompano was probably my favorite stop though . The girls were a little thick on the hustle side, but that doesnt really bother me because I know how to handle that bs.

Ive been at 100 since Nov of last year so almost 9 months now. I keep running bad at shots, tilting, then having to cashout. Its starting to get frustrating for me for sure

Im always baked when I play. It helps me grind long long sessions while playing a very aggressive game (I think im playing in the 17/14+ range at the moment), and I honestly dont get hungry or have to go to the bathroom as much as when im sober. I eventually get fried out though and have to quit because im thinking like a turtle. I would probably play sharper sober, noticing more spots to steal, bluff, and make big folds. I think I would also remember dynamics and specific history more thorough, although I feel I still do well with these things. Overall me quiting smoking would be +life EV but as far as poker goes I dont think there is too huge of a difference in my game or winrate.

The weed here sucks, really, dont even get me started.

I dont see myself as a pro at the moment, but if im still seriously into poker in 3 years, it will probably be as a live pro. I just dont see your standard Indian casino farmer/junkie/alcoholic learning anything profound to make those games unprofitable... ever.

COORDI HOW FAR DID YOU GET IN CS? WERE YOU A NEWB? DID YOU PLAY COMPETATIVELY?

WHAT WILL YOU DO THE NEXT TIME I RAISE YOU, AS I'VE ALREADY SAID I WON'T BLUFF YOU

- Biggest / most effective adjustment to your game you have made.
- What leaks do you see most often and exploit in 100NL TAGish types.
- Would you say that learning Omaha has improved your Holdem game and in what ways?