***Official SPEW Containment Thread*** - Page 38 - Small Stakes Full Ring Games

damn only got an honourable mention.

liftgrind clear winner in my eyes

but JoeyJr also wins for overall consistency

We gonna get the thread locked after this? Seems like the time is right to me

10-11-2013 , 05:36 PM

#928

d_smith77

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,652

locked and stickied

10-11-2013 , 07:27 PM

#929

Teppec

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,934

nooo, poker coming back to the US, someone bought Juicy stakes so I might be able to withdraw my manies giving me reason to play again, spew potential rising, please don't lock!

10-12-2013 , 07:53 PM

#930

DanielLiu

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 862

You're welcome priidix =[

This has to belong here right? I mean I have close to 0% equity.... :O

Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19951221

BTN: $200 (100 bb)
SB: $183.32 (91.7 bb)
Hero (BB): $432.05 (216 bb)
CO: $486.83 (243.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

CO folds, BTN raises to $4, SB folds, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($9) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4.30, Hero calls $4.30

Turn: ($17.60) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $8.40, Hero raises to $23.50, BTN raises to $55.40, Hero raises to $87.30, BTN calls $31.90

River: ($192.20) J

(2 players)
Hero bets $105, BTN calls $104.40 and is all-in

Spoiler:

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10-12-2013 , 09:01 PM

#931

d_smith77

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That qualifies

10-12-2013 , 09:06 PM

#932

MeleaB

See my Commercial Software thread

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,395

Well, you may have very little equity, but you're still going to win the pot 80% of the time with those hands!

10-12-2013 , 10:23 PM

#933

DanielLiu

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 862

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_smith77

That qualifies

you have no idea how much this means to me <3

10-13-2013 , 06:59 PM

#934

Xela

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,163

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_smith77

Thread is worse than when xela used to just post 100nl hands where he would get it in on the flop with 2nd pair and NFD

oh, I did?

10-13-2013 , 07:12 PM

#935

Xela

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,163

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeyjoejr

Honorable mentions to Mayo and Xela. I was very close to selecting a few of your hands.

I feel honoured and hurt at the same time. Out of the existing one, I am voting for liftgrind's hand AINEC.

10-13-2013 , 07:41 PM

#936

Xela

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,163

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_smith77

That qualifies

10-15-2013 , 10:02 AM

#937

Barry Urinstein

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Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: $216.01
UTG: $244.26
UTG+1: $81.08
MP1: $200.00
MP2: $205.55
CO: $247.30
BTN: $206.14
Hero (SB): $206.34

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to $5, 2 folds, Hero calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($12.00) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28.00) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $18, Hero calls $18

River: ($64.00) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $60, Hero folds

Final Pot: $64.00
MP2 wins $61.20
(Rake: $2.80)

Put him on 35hh, obv.

10-15-2013 , 11:30 PM

#938

ILUVTHRILL

adept

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10-17-2013 , 12:30 AM

#939

joeyjoejr

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 106

Alright, with near anonymous vote, liftgrind's hand is the spewiest of spews in a threadfull of spews. CONGRATS!

I vote lock thread.

10-17-2013 , 12:57 PM

#940

JFKHamburger

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,332

ahahaha Barry

autopilot masstabling... nuts, ship the river
ohh the board double paired...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($111.67) 112bb
UTG+1 ($59.56) 60bb
Hero (MP1) ($135.79) 136bb
MP2 ($189.49) 189bb
CO ($60.59) 61bb
BTN ($40) 40bb
SB ($81.74) 82bb
BB ($42.32) 42bb

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 8 players) Hero is MP1 5

2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, CO calls $2.50, 1 fold, SB calls $2, 1 fold

Flop: A

($8.50, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.09, CO folds, SB calls $6.09

Turn: A

($20.68, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls $17

River: 4

($54.68, 2 players)
SB bets $31, Hero goes all-in $110.20, SB calls $25.15

Final Pot: $166.98
Hero shows
5

SB shows
J

SB wins $164.18 (net +$82.44)

Hero collects $108.10 (net -$27.69)
CO lost $2.50

Last edited by JFKHamburger; 10-17-2013 at 01:05 PM. Reason: folding is cheaper then raising when miss read the board :)

10-17-2013 , 12:58 PM

#941

JFKHamburger

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,332

True spew now.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($83) 42bb
UTG+1 ($208.42) 104bb
MP1 ($399.20) 200bb
MP2 ($80) 40bb
CO ($271.22) 136bb
BTN ($200) 100bb
Hero (SB) ($200) 100bb
BB ($79.06) 40bb

Pre-Flop: ($3, 8 players) Hero is SB 7

5 folds, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, BTN raises to $28, Hero calls $14

Flop: 9

($58, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $22, Hero calls $22

Turn: A

($102, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $39, Hero goes all-in $150, BTN calls $111

River: K

($402, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $402
BTN shows
A

Hero shows
7

BTN wins $399.20 (net +$199.20)

Hero lost $200

10-17-2013 , 02:31 PM

#942

d7o1d1s0

Coach NLHE

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,459

stop defiling this thread. these kind of thoroughly average spews are NOT ok

+1 to lock

10-17-2013 , 03:35 PM

#943

Slugant

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joey jr for spew thread mod

11-04-2013 , 02:34 AM

#944

LiftGrind

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 101

Thank you to all that voted. I am honoured and busto.

11-07-2013 , 09:56 AM

#945

Andyfothershops

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,283

Confirmed Busto. Spewed last of his money buying a Kangaroo

11-07-2013 , 12:19 PM

#946

Barry Urinstein

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Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,445

Today: Correct Spewflop, I mean Preflop Play when facing a four bet

We all know three betting ATC to make our opponent fold will show an immediate profit. So today I will show you how to effetively counter annoying four-bettors. Once you start applying this strategy, I guarantee your winrate will skyrocket:

Option 1: Call ATC to outplay the donkey postflop!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $104.00
UTG: $130.58
UTG+1: $166.64
MP1: $41.66
MP2: $52.35
CO: $100.12
BTN: $100.00
SB: $117.66

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q

6 folds, SB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $8, SB raises to $16, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($32.00) 7

(2 players)
SB bets $15, Hero calls $15

Turn: ($62.00) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $24, SB calls $24

River: ($110.00) 5

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $49 all in, SB folds

K-nagel: wp ya turd

Final Pot: $110.00
Hero mucks Q

Hero wins $107.20
(Rake: $2.80)

Option 2: Call ATC and outflop the donkey!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $116.49
SB: $153.41
BB: $135.14
UTG: $205.92
CO: $100.16

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 2

1 fold, CO raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $9, 2 folds, CO raises to $19, Hero calls $10

Flop: ($39.50) 2

EZ GAME GUIZE!

Option 3: If the experienced spewer senses neither 1 or 2 are possible, five bet ATC to make the donkey fold!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP: $100.00
CO: $101.50
BTN: $116.93
SB: $46.38
Hero (BB): $101.50
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $52.52

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 5

4 folds, BTN raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $7, BTN raises to $15.50, Hero raises to $25, 1 fold

Final Pot: $31.50
Hero mucks 5

Hero wins $31.50

K-nagel: p u$$y

Additional advice:

Four bettors trying to rob you of your big blind? Shove any ace, 'cause he can't have 'em then!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $258.58
UTG: $108.03
MP: $108.58
CO: $100.60
BTN: $100.80
SB: $117.15

Pre Flop: ($2.70) Hero is BB with 4

2 folds, CO raises to $2.22, BTN raises to $8, SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $258.38 all in, 3 folds

Final Pot: $51.42
Hero mucks 4

Hero wins $51.42
(Rake: $0.00)

Spoiler:

11-07-2013 , 12:39 PM

#947

Arggg93

adept

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 716

haha wp

11-07-2013 , 02:58 PM

#948

sm1t

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,093

Ha, nice last hand Barry you ****er!
And the other ones too

11-07-2013 , 03:13 PM

#949

Barry Urinstein

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,445

Goddammit. Was hoping you wouldn't see that. That spot almost never comes up and I just couldn't help myself, lol.

Spoiler:

12-05-2013 , 02:13 PM

#950

BenaBadBeat

5 or a 9... 5 or a 9...

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 4,738

Get thread back up and running

1st hand arguable not horrific spew as some of the other hands itt but 2nd surely meets spew standards.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21346781

BOAYARSKIY (MP2): $40.92 (40.9 bb)
m3nix (MP3): $136.99 (137 bb)
Cortine (CO): $113.60 (113.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $101.50 (101.5 bb)
Alex72SAN (SB): $100 (100 bb)
Steve de Sul (BB): $57.37 (57.4 bb)
yro07 (MP1): $103 (103 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

3 folds, Cortine raises to $2.23, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, Cortine calls $5.77

Flop: ($17.50) 3

(2 players)
Cortine checks, Hero bets $9, Cortine raises to $25, Hero calls $16

Turn: ($67.50) 4

(2 players)
Cortine bets $17, Hero calls $17

River: ($101.50) A

(2 players)
Cortine bets $63.60 and is all-in, Hero calls $51.50 and is all-in

Spoiler:

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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21346791

BB: $358.77 (358.8 bb)
Hero (SB): $299.16 (299.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4

Hero raises to $2.50, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $22, BB calls $12

Flop: ($44.40) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $29, BB calls $29

Turn: ($102.40) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $60, BB calls $60

River: ($222.40) J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $187.96 and is all-in, BB calls $187.96

Spoiler: