I finally started hitting the grind again this past month or so. The ability to spew is still there. And to think I was worried.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($106.85) 107bb
UTG+1 ($103.36) 103bb
MP1 ($139.79) 140bb
MP2 ($69.33) 69bb
CO ($273.22) 273bb
BTN ($89.50) 90bb
Teppec (SB) ($149.97) 150bb
BB ($101.53) 102bb

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 8 players) Teppec is SB 7 8
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $3.50 ($99.86), MP1 calls $3.50 ($136.29), 3 folds, Teppec calls $3 ($146.47), BB calls $2.50 ($98.03)

Flop: 4 J 7 ($14, 4 players)
Teppec checks ($146.47), BB checks ($98.03), UTG+1 checks ($99.86), MP1 bets $5.12 ($131.17), Teppec calls $5.12 ($141.35), BB folds ($98.03), UTG+1 folds ($99.86)

Turn: 5 ($24.24, 2 players)
Teppec checks ($141.35), MP1 bets $14.12 ($117.05), Teppec calls $14.12 ($127.23)

River: Q ($52.48, 2 players)
Teppec checks ($127.23), MP1 bets $28.77 ($88.28), Teppec goes all-in $127.23 ($0.00), MP1 goes all-in $88.28 ($0.00)

Final Pot: $286.58
MP1 shows Three of a Kind Jacks
J J
Teppec shows
7 8

MP1 wins $283.58 (net +$143.79)

Teppec collects $10.18 (net -$139.79)
BB lost $3.50
UTG+1 lost $3.50

Ladies and gentleman, the worst play of the day.

Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em $2 Ante - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: $2520.00
BTN: $3166.15
Hero (SB): $3677.00
BB: $2730.00
UTG: $8567.39
MP: $4763.00

Pre Flop: ($27.00) Hero is SB with T 4
UTG raises to $30, 3 folds, Hero calls $25, 1 fold

Flop: ($82.00) J 7 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $50, Hero raises to $150, UTG raises to $310, Hero calls $160

Turn: ($702.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $450, Hero raises to $1350, UTG calls $900

River: ($3402.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $1985 all in, UTG calls $1985

Final Pot: $7372.00
Hero shows T 4 (a pair of Fours)
UTG shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
UTG wins $7369.00
(Rake: $3.00)

haha, vwp.

no ****...that was phenomenal.

This has to be some of the finest spew in this thread. Very impressed

even from pre to river ... im impressed as well!

well pre was a misclick obv, I just rolled with it from there on out haha

Outstanding

hahaha wow! good stuff LG

spew.

never would have thought liftgrind would win this thread but holy ****

I don't know about win, there's a couple of amazing spewbots up in here, but he's certainly a contender.

Kind of hard to post anything now after the T4o hand, but still think this is decent spew (thought obviously not on the same level):

I just love the fact you are up to 5/10 now compared to a couple of years ago.

he is up to 25/50 as well

actually I was not playing poker yet a couple of years ago

Reg date 2010? and I remember seeing posts from you through end of 2010 and beginning of 2011 before BF....at least I thought I did. Either way, the climb is remarkable, kudos.

Well I played some tourneys as a fish but did not play any cash until mid-2011.

Poker Stars $10/$20 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

scoot118 (SB): $1375.14
Killer_ooooo (BB): $2442.00
Scarface.VLT (UTG): $2204.00
Katya_18 (MP): $2150.00
Hero (CO): $2176.20
gregy20723 (BTN): $2089.55

Pre Flop: ($30.00) Hero is CO with K T
1 fold, Katya_18 raises to $60, Hero calls $60, 2 folds, Killer_ooooo calls $40

Flop: ($190.00) A Q 2 (3 players)
Killer_ooooo checks, Katya_18 bets $140, Hero calls $140, Killer_ooooo folds

Turn: ($470.00) K (2 players)
Katya_18 bets $360, Hero calls $360

River: ($1190.00) T (2 players)
Katya_18 bets $460, Hero raises to $1616.20 all in, Katya_18 calls $1130 all in

Final Pot: $4370.00
Katya_18 shows T J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows K T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Katya_18 wins $4367.00
(Rake: $3.00)






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I like how I pay as much rake at 5% of the stakes. Also, a most excellent example sir, and I love how you summarized.

how is that not a bluff?

only bluff with Jx blocker IMO

yeah it was supposed to be a bluff

If he folds AK and sets, that's a very good bluff.

On the J blocker topic....