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***Official SPEW Containment Thread*** ***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

01-15-2013 , 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MMD
Start a separate thread and stop ruining this one IMO
Agreed. Leave it to Tobe to do this if he is happy with the terms.

Also happy to do it on Thursday afternoon/early evening (no plans then) if Tobe cannot do tomorrow.

Will log off for a bit now.
01-15-2013 , 04:32 PM
Wonder how much ive wasted in MTT buy-ins through doing stuff like this after tilting at one of my cash tables. Micro MTT but still a cute little spew..

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-h...597_A0047BA01B
01-15-2013 , 05:27 PM
Q6 beats a random hand tho, not spew
01-15-2013 , 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zenzor
Q6 beats a random hand tho, not spew
lol ok
01-15-2013 , 07:07 PM
how have i never read/ posted itt? seems like it was made for me.

here.. start off w/ my favorite from last year.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante - 2 players

Hero (BB): $254.53
BTN/SB: $235.08 - kazakstanian goat herder. no joke.

Pre Flop: ($1.90) Hero is BB with 3 8
BTN/SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB raises to $14, Hero calls $9

Flop: ($28.40) 5 5 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $11, Hero raises to $44, BTN/SB raises to $77,
Hero raises to $240.33 all in, BTN/SB calls $143.88 all in

Turn: ($470.16) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($470.16) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $470.16
Hero shows 3 8 (two pair, Queens and Fives)
BTN/SB shows A A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
BTN/SB wins $469.66
(Rake: $0.50)

standard?

he then sat out and berated me for 20min.
01-15-2013 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ricepaw1226
he then sat out and berated me for 20min.
better than taking it out on my goats I think you'd agree
01-16-2013 , 01:39 PM
01-17-2013 , 07:46 PM
Nitty folds count as spew?

    Poker Stars, $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #15534841

    BB: $719.90 (120 bb)
    UTG+1: $609 (101.5 bb)
    Hero (UTG+2): $600 (100 bb)
    MP1: $611.19 (101.9 bb)
    MP2: $931.34 (155.2 bb)
    MP3: $264 (44 bb)
    CO: $686.60 (114.4 bb)
    BTN: $340.06 (56.7 bb)
    SB: $600 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K A
    UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $18, 4 folds, BTN calls $18, 2 folds

    Flop: ($45) A 3 A (2 players)
    Hero folds

    Spoiler:
    Results: $45 pot ($2.02 rake)
    Final Board: A 3 A
    Hero mucked K A and lost (-$18 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
    01-17-2013 , 08:22 PM
    You really don't have auto click check when fold in spots like this on?
    01-17-2013 , 08:31 PM
    balance doesnt count as spew
    01-17-2013 , 08:51 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
    You really don't have auto click check when fold in spots like this on?
    I wish it was a misclick
    01-20-2013 , 11:05 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Xela
    I wish it was a misclick
    wut
    01-21-2013 , 08:39 PM
    Errrrr

    PokerStars - $1 PL - Holdem - 9 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BB: $114.31
    UTG: $100.00
    UTG+1: $101.39
    MP: $280.17
    MP+1: $100.00
    LP: $116.96
    CO: $39.50
    BTN: $75.94
    Hero (SB): $100.00

    Hero posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

    Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has Q Q

    fold, fold, fold, fold, LP raises to $3.50, fold, BTN calls $3.50, Hero raises to $15.00, fold, LP calls $11.50, fold

    Flop: ($34.50, 2 players) 8 9 A
    Hero checks, LP bets $10.00, Hero calls $10.00

    Turn: ($54.50, 2 players) J
    Hero checks, LP bets $6.00, Hero calls $6.00

    River: ($66.50, 2 players) 7
    Hero checks, LP bets $35.00, Hero raises to $69.00 and is all-in, LP calls $34.00

    Hero shows Q Q (One Pair, Queens) (Pre 81%, Flop 89%, Turn 95%)
    LP shows 7 7 (Three of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 19%, Flop 11%, Turn 5%)
    LP wins $201.70
    02-02-2013 , 02:34 PM
    No way a reg 3 bets a premium this small vs a massive whale.

      Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      BTN: $126.68 (126.7 bb)
      SB: $101.50 (101.5 bb)
      Hero (BB): $107.45 (107.5 bb)
      UTG: $119.78 (119.8 bb)
      MP: $108.37 (108.4 bb)
      CO: $100 (100 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BB with 8 A
      UTG folds, MP raises to $2, CO raises to $5.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $14, MP folds, CO raises to $24, Hero raises to $107.45 and is all-in, CO calls $76 and is all-in

      Flop: ($202.50) 5 9 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      Turn: ($202.50) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($202.50) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $202.50 pot ($2.80 rake)
      Final Board: 5 9 3 7 J
      Hero showed 8 A and lost (-$100 net)
      CO showed Q Q and won $199.70 ($99.70 net)
      02-03-2013 , 08:53 AM
      Spew or skillz?

        Poker Stars, $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #15925881

        BTN: $445.31 (74.2 bb)
        Hero (SB): $600 (100 bb)
        BB: $600 (100 bb)
        CO: $240 (40 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is SB with Q T
        2 folds, Hero raises to $18, BB calls $12

        Flop: ($36) K K 2 (2 players)
        Hero bets $24, BB raises to $60, Hero calls $36

        Turn: ($156) 4 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BB checks

        River: ($156) Q (2 players)
        Hero checks, BB bets $114, Hero raises to $522 and is all-in, BB folds

        Spoiler:
        Results: $384 pot ($1.50 rake)
        Final Board: K K 2 4 Q
        Hero mucked Q T and won $382.50 ($190.50 net)
        BB mucked and lost (-$192 net)



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        02-03-2013 , 12:34 PM
        he folded so skillz
        02-04-2013 , 08:35 PM
        Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
        DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

        CO: $600.00
        Hero (BTN): $639.20
        SB: $600.00
        BB: $580.31
        UTG: $600.00
        UTG+1: $1245.30
        UTG+2: $623.06
        MP1: $228.00
        MP2: $733.30

        Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BTN with Q Q
        3 folds, MP1 raises to $15, MP2 calls $15, CO calls $15, Hero raises to $48, 3 folds, MP2 calls $33, 1 fold

        Flop: ($135.00) 2 A 3 (2 players)
        MP2 checks, Hero bets $54, MP2 calls $54

        Turn: ($243.00) 7 (2 players)
        MP2 checks, Hero checks

        River: ($243.00) T (2 players)
        MP2 bets $160.93, Hero raises to $537.20 all in, MP2 calls $376.27

        Final Pot: $1317.40
        Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
        MP2 shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
        MP2 wins $1314.60
        (Rake: $2.80)
        02-04-2013 , 09:13 PM
        Ha, I did not literally mean that you should put it in here
        02-05-2013 , 01:27 AM
        it's a image post

        in before hoolla ballahs calling my river shoves with fourth pair
        02-05-2013 , 09:24 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by ishipkq
        it's a image post

        in before hoolla ballahs calling my river shoves with fourth pair
        i'd only call with a straight
        02-05-2013 , 12:27 PM
        double surprise spew:

        PokerStars - $5 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
        Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

        Hero (BTN): $500.00
        SB: $522.64
        BB: $476.51
        UTG: $615.54
        MP: $616.60
        CO: $520.81

        SB posts SB $2.50, BB posts BB $5.00

        Pre Flop: (pot: $7.50) Hero has Q K

        fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $10.00, SB raises to $40.00, fold, Hero calls $30.00

        Flop: ($85.00, 2 players) 2 8 J
        SB bets $48.00, Hero calls $48.00

        Turn: ($181.00, 2 players) A
        SB bets $98.00, Hero calls $98.00

        River: ($377.00, 2 players) J
        SB checks, Hero bets $297.50, SB calls $297.50

        Spoiler:
        Hero shows Q K (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 71%, Flop 75%, Turn 84%)
        SB mucks T Q (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 29%, Flop 25%, Turn 16%)
        Hero wins $969.20


        thin value spew itt.

        02-05-2013 , 01:17 PM
        lol sick value shove
        02-05-2013 , 10:24 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by ranil
        thin value spew itt.
        Bahahaha, awesome hand.
        02-12-2013 , 10:23 AM
        One of my nicest. The good thing is, if I had AA, I would lose the same

        Preflop: Hero is SB with J A
        2 folds, BTN raises to $5, Hero raises to $20, BB folds, BTN calls $15

        Flop: ($42) 5 8 8 (2 players)
        Hero bets $28, BTN calls $28

        Turn: ($98) 8 (2 players)
        Hero bets $49, BTN calls $49

        River: ($196) 4 (2 players)
        Hero bets $212.72 and is all-in, BTN calls $168.42

        Spoiler:
        Results: $532.84 pot ($3.00 rake)
        Final Board: 5 8 8 8 4
        BTN showed 8 9 and won $529.84 ($264.42 net)
        Hero showed J A and lost (-$265.42 net)


        Strat note : probably a c/f on this turn.
        02-12-2013 , 11:28 AM
        If that's your finest your doingitwrong.jpg

              
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