how have i never read/ posted itt? seems like it was made for me.
here.. start off w/ my favorite from last year.
Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante - 2 players
Hero (BB): $254.53
BTN/SB: $235.08 - kazakstanian goat herder. no joke.
Pre Flop: ($1.90) Hero is BB with 3
8
BTN/SB calls $0.50,
Hero raises to $5,
BTN/SB raises to $14, Hero calls $9
Flop: ($28.40) 5
5
Q
(2 players)
Hero checks,
BTN/SB bets $11,
Hero raises to $44,
BTN/SB raises to $77,
Hero raises to $240.33 all in, BTN/SB calls $143.88 all in
Turn: ($470.16) J
(2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($470.16) Q
(2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $470.16
Hero shows 3
8
(two pair, Queens and Fives)
BTN/SB shows A
A
(two pair, Aces and Queens)
BTN/SB wins $469.66
(Rake: $0.50)
standard?
he then sat out and berated me for 20min.