Seat 1: card_fein ($87.69 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr. V.Nix ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: ishipKQ ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 5: BOAYARSKIY ($40 in chips)
Seat 6: Grunher ($38.21 in chips)
Seat 7: skterry ($157.87 in chips)
Seat 8: natisfinest ($117.07 in chips)
Seat 9: zkr1985 ($45.50 in chips)
card_fein: posts small blind $0.50
Mr. V.Nix: posts big blind $1
MMsasho: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to natisfinest [6c 6d]
ishipKQ: folds
BOAYARSKIY: raises $2 to $3
Grunher: folds
skterry: folds
natisfinest: calls $3
zkr1985: folds
card_fein: folds
Mr. V.Nix: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Js 6s]
BOAYARSKIY: bets $4
natisfinest: calls $4
*** TURN *** [6h Js 6s] [3h]
BOAYARSKIY: bets $9.50
natisfinest: calls $9.50
*** RIVER *** [6h Js 6s 3h] [8c]
BOAYARSKIY: bets $17
natisfinest said, "From RivrMeADream with Love"
natisfinest: raises $38 to $55
BOAYARSKIY: calls $6.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($31.50) returned to natisfinest
*** SHOW DOWN ***
natisfinest: shows [6c 6d] (four of a kind, Sixes)
BOAYARSKIY: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
natisfinest collected $78.70 from pot

<3 natis

thread needs revival

okerStars Zoom Hand #87135646420: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2012/10/04 22:03:33 AEST [2012/10/04 8:03:33 ET]
Table 'Arp' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SumPosad ($25.59 in chips)
Seat 2: hero ($66.03 in chips)
Seat 3: Cryddan ($65.01 in chips)
Seat 4: bakkerflush ($69.94 in chips)
Seat 5: Miiiiga$ ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Nikulin S. ($54.61 in chips)
Seat 7: ergyagyilkos ($76.14 in chips)
Seat 8: icepaw1225 ($116.33 in chips)
Seat 9: Papopolos ($49.25 in chips)
hero: posts small blind $0.25
Cryddan: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Ac As]
bakkerflush: folds
Miiiiga$: folds
Nikulin S.: folds
ergyagyilkos: folds
icepaw1225: folds
Papopolos: folds
SumPosad: raises $0.75 to $1.25
hero: raises $3 to $4.25
Cryddan: folds
SumPosad: raises $21.34 to $25.59 and is all-in
hero said, "oh comon play nice"
hero said, "otherwise no vodka for you"
hero said, "aww what the hey - i can't fold"
hero said, "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
hero: calls $21.34
*** FLOP *** [2s 2d 5d]
*** TURN *** [2s 2d 5d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [2s 2d 5d 3h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hero: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
SumPosad: shows [Jh Ad] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
hero collected $49.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.68 | Rake $2.33
Board [2s 2d 5d 3h Jd]
Seat 1: SumPosad (button) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Deuces
Seat 2: hero (small blind) showed [Ac As] and won ($49.35) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 3: Cryddan (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bakkerflush folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Miiiiga$ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Nikulin S. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ergyagyilkos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: icepaw1225 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Papopolos folded before Flop (didn't bet)

almost got reverse-nit rolled by board runout too

lil revival for u bleffo...

Dealt to natisfinest [As Ah]
Saska2141: folds
Rakeback24/7: folds
rvb80: folds
m3nix: folds
demeron: folds
looyoou: raises $2 to $3
natisfinest: raises $8 to $11
DarKTeodoR: raises $43.97 to $54.97 and is all-in
looyoou: folds
natisfinest said, "word to ur mothaaaaaaaaaaa"
natisfinest said, "/sister"
natisfinest: calls $43.97
*** FLOP *** [7c 3d Jc]
*** TURN *** [7c 3d Jc] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 3d Jc 4h] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
natisfinest: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
DarKTeodoR: mucks hand
natisfinest collected $110.14 from pot

every time i try to slowroll a shorty, i lose to his 2 outers. fml

Start with River slowrolls and gradually progress backwards one street at a time until you get better at having your hands hold up.

slowrolling shortstacks one of the weakest parts of my game:

PokerStars Hand #87282515921: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2012/10/07 7:34:01 ET
Table 'Mirnaya VI' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: _salaz4r_ ($51.80 in chips)
Seat 5: tipner ($110.07 in chips)
Seat 6: Uncle Vlad ($40 in chips)
Seat 7: vinivici9586 ($119.41 in chips)
Seat 8: Todox2pesos ($42.53 in chips)
tipner: posts small blind $0.50
Uncle Vlad: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vinivici9586 [Ts Td]
vinivici9586: raises $2 to $3
Todox2pesos: folds
_salaz4r_: folds
tyoma_knp leaves the table
tipner: folds
Uncle Vlad: raises $4 to $7
vinivici9586: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jh 8d]
Fathead27 leaves the table
Uncle Vlad: bets $7
vinivici9586: calls $7
*** TURN *** [Tc Jh 8d] [Jc]
Uncle Vlad: bets $12
vinivici9586: calls $12
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jh 8d Jc] [3h]
Uncle Vlad: bets $14 and is all-in
vinivici9586 said, "RUSSIA!!!!!"
vinivici9586 said, "VLADIMIR PUTIN"
vinivici9586 said, "VLADIMIR"
vinivici9586 said, "PUTIN"
vinivici9586 said, "RUSSIA!!!"
vinivici9586: calls $14
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Uncle Vlad: shows [3s Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
vinivici9586: shows [Ts Td] (a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
Uncle Vlad collected $77.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $80.50 | Rake $2.80
Board [Tc Jh 8d Jc 3h]
Seat 3: _salaz4r_ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tipner (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Uncle Vlad (big blind) showed [3s Js] and won ($77.70) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 7: vinivici9586 showed [Ts Td] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Jacks
Seat 8: Todox2pesos folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Witnessed this earlier when deciding whether or not to bumhunt the table rofl.

i had sit out next bb and close table on, so that should give you good info. didnt see results happen, and had a good LOL when i saw it come up in my hem. had to re-find the table and go through hh's to find that gem

hahaha tis is epic

Why is the name Vlad or Vladamir in about 30% of player's names from Russian? Yes I know it is a common name there, but myself, Eaglesfaan, Icepaw, Rvrmeadream, Tacuba, and more are all Mexican, and none of us have the name Uncle_Pedro or anything.

villain dude-whiteRU

7/5 shortie

called just for feel good EV

MP: $22.50 (90 bb)
CO: $32.99 (132 bb)
BTN: $6.08 (24.3 bb)
SB: $17.72 (70.9 bb)
Hero (BB): $92.18 (368.7 bb)
UTG: $11.01 (44 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3 5
UTG raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.75, SB folds, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.35) 4 3 J (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.50, BTN folds, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $2.75, Hero calls $2.75

River: ($10.85) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $87.18 and is all-in, UTG calls $6.01 and is all-in



Hero showed 3 5 and won $21.84 ($10.83 net)
UTG showed J J and lost (-$11.01 net)


cant find chat but he raged after i told him to get on his bike.

pretty sure i busted his account he didnt rebuy just sat there.

where's the slowroll?

so you slowrolled a fish? great job man

lol this.

he was a russian sweat shop shortstacker not a recreational player. Not a slow roll but i busted one thought i would get a victory cheer.

if he was a sweatshop player im sure he is not busted because you took 40bb from him
also if it wasnt a slowroll it doesnt belong in the slowroll-a-shorty thread

):

Its against a reg that just doubled up a few hands earlier (dont know why he stayed another orbit), and yeah I slowrolled him before calling

like a boss

PokerStars Hand #87462308254: Hold'em No Limit (€0.50/€1.00 EUR) - 2012/10/10 17:13:23 ET
Table 'Faina IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: vinivici9586 (€100 in chips)
Seat 2: volwebni4ek (€43.52 in chips)
Seat 3: Dante63s (€100 in chips)
Seat 4: denifce84 (€117.79 in chips)
Seat 5: SexyAngeline (€25.10 in chips)
Seat 7: BozsoK (€61.19 in chips)
Seat 8: walliwasya (€104.98 in chips)
Seat 9: caaal_meee! (€134.98 in chips)
caaal_meee!: posts small blind €0.50
vinivici9586: posts big blind €1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vinivici9586 [Ah Ac]
volwebni4ek: raises €1.52 to €2.52
Dante63s: folds
denifce84: folds
SexyAngeline: folds
BozsoK: folds
walliwasya: folds
caaal_meee!: folds
vinivici9586: raises €4.48 to €7
volwebni4ek: raises €36.52 to €43.52 and is all-in
vinivici9586 said, "first guess russia"
vinivici9586 said, "2nd belarus"
vinivici9586 said, "3rd is ukraine"
vinivici9586: calls €36.52
*** FLOP *** [5d Qh 3d]
*** TURN *** [5d Qh 3d] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5d Qh 3d Qd] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vinivici9586: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
volwebni4ek: shows [Qs Qc] (four of a kind, Queens)
vinivici9586 said, "mother****er. im such a bad slowroller"
volwebni4ek collected €85.39 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €87.54 | Rake €2.15
Board [5d Qh 3d Qd 6d]
Seat 1: vinivici9586 (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: volwebni4ek showed [Qs Qc] and won (€85.39) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: Dante63s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: denifce84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SexyAngeline folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BozsoK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: walliwasya (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: caaal_meee! (small blind) folded before Flop

i lol'd...

then i rofl'd.

lol

Cant believe I didn't see this earlier. Post of the year? Possibly