He's one of the worst of all shorties, I'd be shocked if he were breaking even after rb

Note on him now says

purple frame?
did tonna install ur tableninja?

believe that is the default colour for the priority table

Is it a bounty on SexyAngeline?

I wasn't going to participate in this but lately they've been getting to me. When I have to quit a session because all the tables running have half short stackers, things are a bit ridic.

Careful! Slowrolling KK is only for advanced players.

stacked that fool picka4u today but didn't slowroll him

Even tho I'm not qualifying for the SSFR topic I hate them scum**** 2.
Wasn't able to do it before, because I was always laugh/snapping when I got them, but today I thought about this topic:

PokerStars Zoom Hand #98129939568: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2013/05/05 10:57:26 CET [2013/05/05 4:57:26 ET]
Table 'Hydra' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ZXZ ($28.92 in chips)
Seat 2: aa11232 ($41.33 in chips)
Seat 3: Ekub ($12.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Beweb112 ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: shaofang1201 ($11.60 in chips)
Seat 6: AnGeoSeis ($38.04 in chips)
aa11232: posts small blind $0.10
Ekub: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZXZ [Ac As]
Beweb112: folds
shaofang1201: raises $0.50 to $0.75
AnGeoSeis: folds
ZXZ: raises $1.50 to $2.25
aa11232: folds
Ekub: folds
shaofang1201: raises $9.35 to $11.60 and is all-in
ZXZ said, "hmmmmmm"
ZXZ said, "hard to believe you have it again, let's see"
ZXZ: calls $9.35
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7h 7d]
*** TURN *** [Jh 7h 7d] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7h 7d Ah] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaofang1201: shows [Tc Th] (a flush, Ace high)
ZXZ: shows [Ac As] (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
ZXZ collected $22.49 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23.55 | Rake $1.06
Board [Jh 7h 7d Ah 6h]
Seat 1: ZXZ (button) showed [Ac As] and won ($22.49) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens
Seat 2: aa11232 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Ekub (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Beweb112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shaofang1201 showed [Tc Th] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: AnGeoSeis folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I already have the king of spades! But thank you!

*** RIVER *** [3d 8d Jd Qs] [2c]
Lext3R: bets $9.74 and is all-in
eYeLovErAgS said, "theres so much out there.. i dont know if i can fold"
eYeLovErAgS said, "i haven an ace"
Lext3R said, ""
eYeLovErAgS: calls $9.74
Lext3R said, "nh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lext3R: shows [Qh Kh] (a pair of Queens)
eYeLovErAgS: shows [Ad 2d] (a flush, Ace high)
eYeLovErAgS collected $42.79 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

*** RIVER *** [Ac Tc Js 8c] [Jc]
eYeLovErAgS: bets $4
Tarasio: raises $12.50 to $16.50 and is all-in
eYeLovErAgS said, "???"
eYeLovErAgS said, "your full house is good, but ill pay you off anyways... =\"
eYeLovErAgS: calls $12.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tarasio: shows [8d 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
eYeLovErAgS: shows [Qc 9c] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
eYeLovErAgS collected $38.20 from pot

that last one especially cruel. nh.

Haha, wp indeed sir!

Jason: lol you know how to do this dont you....

hehe






my attempt


PokerStars Hand #98446010934: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2013/05/11 21:52:16 ET
Dealt to TonnaMunz [Qs Qd]
mbk88: folds
zkr1985: folds
ValentjNN joins the table at seat #4
Darks89: raises $4 to $6
TonnaMunz: calls $6
TheCastinOut: folds
lolmode: folds
donkhamilio: folds
RudiTurbo: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d Qh Ad]
Darks89: bets $9
TonnaMunz: calls $9
*** TURN *** [6d Qh Ad] [3s]
Darks89: checks
TonnaMunz: bets $22
Darks89: raises $79 to $101 and is all-in
TonnaMunz said, ""
TonnaMunz said, "lalala"
TonnaMunz said, "slowroll"
TonnaMunz said, "etc"
TonnaMunz: calls $79
*** FIRST RIVER *** [6d Qh Ad 3s] [Th]
*** SECOND RIVER *** [6d Qh Ad 3s] [2c]
*** FIRST SHOW DOWN ***
Darks89: shows [Ac As] (three of a kind, Aces)
TonnaMunz: mucks hand
Darks89 collected $116.10 from pot
*** SECOND SHOW DOWN ***
Darks89: shows [Ac As] (three of a kind, Aces)
TonnaMunz: mucks hand
Darks89 collected $116.10 from pot

My first attempt. Kinda came up rly quickly so didn't have time to think up a good chat. Some of you guys are just way too good when it comes to this stuff.


PokerStars Zoom Hand #98645016240: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2013/05/16 0:58:01 ET
Table 'Triangulum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ThePro93 ($40.81 in chips)
Seat 2: ratitoBR ($111.44 in chips)
Seat 3: Kumaris ($120.14 in chips)
Seat 4: oubeeva ($191.30 in chips)
Seat 5: qazikm2000 ($184.19 in chips)
Seat 6: gertpalle ($29.92 in chips)
ratitoBR: posts small blind $0.50
Kumaris: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qazikm2000 [Tc Td]
oubeeva: folds
qazikm2000: raises $2 to $3
gertpalle: calls $3
ThePro93: folds
ratitoBR: folds
Kumaris: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd 2s 3d]
qazikm2000: checks
gertpalle: bets $4
qazikm2000: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Qd 2s 3d] [3h]
qazikm2000: checks
gertpalle: bets $8
qazikm2000: calls $8
*** RIVER *** [Qd 2s 3d 3h] [Th]
qazikm2000: checks
gertpalle: bets $14.92 and is all-in
qazikm2000 said, "ughhhhh"
qazikm2000 said, "54 no good?"
qazikm2000 said, "ahhhhh"
qazikm2000 said, "FOR MOTHER RUSSIAAAAAA"
qazikm2000: calls $14.92
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gertpalle: shows [Qh Ad] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
qazikm2000: shows [Tc Td] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
qazikm2000 collected $58.58 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61.34 | Rake $2.76
Board [Qd 2s 3d 3h Th]
Seat 1: ThePro93 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ratitoBR (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Kumaris (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: oubeeva folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: qazikm2000 showed [Tc Td] and won ($58.58) with a full house, Tens full of Threes
Seat 6: gertpalle showed [Qh Ad] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes

approved!

hahahahah omfg, not a slowroll but prob the best thing i have ever ****ing seen a shorty do OMFG

PokerStars - $1 NL - Holdem - 4 players

TonnaMunz (SB): $109.67
prominente (BB): $41.50
Edjka1987 (CO): $100.00
Mr.Ritz 04 (BTN): $40.00

TonnaMunz posts SB $0.50, prominente posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $1.50) TonnaMunz has J J

fold, fold, TonnaMunz raises to $2.00, prominente raises to $5.00, TonnaMunz raises to $10.00, prominente raises to $20.00, TonnaMunz raises to $30.00, prominente raises to $40.00,
TonnaMunz said, "see a flop"
TonnaMunz calls $10.00

**note he has 1.5$ behind**
Flop: ($80.00, 2 players) T 3 6 TonnaMunz checks, prominente checks

Turns: ($80.00, 2 players) 6
TonnaMunz said, "protect"
TonnaMunz said, "lol"
TonnaMunz bets $1.00, prominente calls $1.00

**0.5$ behind!!!!!**
Rivers: ($82.00, 2 players) 9 TonnaMunz bets $68.67 and is all-in,
he starts tanking
TonnaMunz said, "siq spot"
TonnaMunz said, "lol"
TonnaMunz said, "def slowrolling"
TonnaMunz said, "do it"
fold
TonnaMunz wins $80.50
TonnaMunz said, "asdgasdgfadfs"

hahahahahahahha

amazing

looooooollll

hah a++++++

tonna testing out his new nasa internet.