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BigFatUglyAngeline makes some horrendous pre-flop plays. He never has the near 40% equity he needs in the best case scenario here, and will constantly make similar errors or worse. E.g. UTG reg opens, MP 3-bets, SA shoves AQo or worse from the BB with 29.55 big blinds and zero fold equity.

This highlights the MASSIVE edge he derives from luring fish away from the tables as it's otherwise a mystery how he turns a profit.

He's such a dick:

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19481751

OMG! IM BOT (MP3): $102.70 (102.7 bb)
payback11 (CO): $149.45 (149.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $115.58 (115.6 bb)
looyoou (SB): $164.19 (164.2 bb)
SexyAngeline (BB): $40 (40 bb)
ColesyJJJJ (MP1): $47.71 (47.7 bb)
kobebry0824 (MP2): $38.50 (38.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

4 folds, Hero raises to $2.25, looyoou folds, SexyAngeline calls $1.25

Flop: ($5) 6

(2 players)
SexyAngeline checks, Hero bets $2.39, SexyAngeline raises to $5.92, Hero calls $3.53

Turn: ($16.84) A

(2 players)
SexyAngeline bets $5.94, Hero calls $5.94

River: ($28.72) 4

(2 players)
SexyAngeline checks, Hero bets $1.89, SexyAngeline calls $1.89

Results: $32.50 pot ($1.46 rake)
Final Board: 6

Hero showed 7

and won $31.04 ($15.04 net)
SexyAngeline mucked J

and lost (-$16 net)

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09-19-2013 , 12:06 AM

#402

SmbSmbSmb

HaxBallin'

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,290

haha, cool line bro.

09-19-2013 , 04:38 PM

#403

MeleaB

See my Commercial Software thread

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,395

This guy is a particularly unlikeable short-stacker, who has previously told fish what [he thought] I had during the hand to get the fish to fold. Unfortunately I have no chat...

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Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19482761

IsadoraXX (MP1): $31.97 (32 bb)
BOAYARSKIY (MP2): $44.50 (44.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): $101.50 (101.5 bb)
yanhai257 (CO): $47.39 (47.4 bb)
29igor28 (BTN): $40 (40 bb)
Excellent[8] (SB): $46.85 (46.9 bb)
MJE1982 (BB): $156.89 (156.9 bb)
bigje9999 (UTG+2): $150.37 (150.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

3 folds, Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Excellent[8] calls $1.75, MJE1982 calls $1.25

Flop: ($6.75) J

(3 players)
Excellent[8] checks, MJE1982 checks, Hero bets $3.22, Excellent[8] calls $3.22, MJE1982 folds

Turn: ($13.19) A

(2 players)
Excellent[8] checks, Hero bets $6.30, Excellent[8] raises to $15, Hero calls $8.70

River: ($43.19) T

(2 players)
Excellent[8] bets $26.38

*** Time Bank ***
Hero calls $26.38

Results: $95.95 pot ($2.80 rake)
Final Board: J

Hero showed K

and won $93.15 ($46.30 net)
Excellent[8] showed 2

and lost (-$46.85 net)

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09-25-2013 , 07:38 PM

#404

DanielLiu

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 862

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 2314362
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Pokamon06 (BTN): $103.30
Alocha18 (SB): $256.52
eDgeso (BB): $132.79
subarandrey (UTG): $45.28
ozone2003 (UTG+1): $61.72
Chuck8880 (UTG+2): $111.08
Di Rossi81 (MP1): $227.13
Hero (MP2): $533.95
eebse2009 (CO): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP2 with A

subarandrey raises to $2.17, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 4 folds, subarandrey raises to $14, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($29.50) A

(2 players)
subarandrey bets $10.99, Hero calls $10.99

Turn: ($51.48) T

(2 players)
subarandrey checks, Hero checks

River: ($51.48) 3

(2 players)
subarandrey bets $20.29 all in, Hero says "oh-dude-", Hero says "ur-puttingme-onaspot", Hero says "hows-russia", subarandrey says "(y)", Hero says "whatuhave", Hero says "tellme-i-fold", subarandrey says "A9", Hero says "srsly?", Hero says "a9??", Hero says ":O", Hero says "whatsuits", subarandrey says "ya)", Hero says "what-suit-A9?0o", subarandrey says ")))", Hero says "ace-heart?spade?diamond?", subarandrey says "heart)", Hero says "oh", Hero says "nice", Hero calls $20.29

Final Pot: $92.06
subarandrey shows A

(a pair of Aces)
Hero shows A

(three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins $89.26
(Rake: $2.80)

***** liar. where's the 9 ??? Ah9 no 9 :O !

09-29-2013 , 12:19 AM

#405

MeleaB

See my Commercial Software thread

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,395

We should have a "Slowroll a Shortie Weekend."

*Everyone puts up $10 (which is 40BB @NL25)
*Post every timebank slowroll HH with the nuts or near-nuts
*Most HH posts win the prize pool (or, say, 75/25 split for 1st/2nd)

09-29-2013 , 12:25 AM

#406

isunkurbttlship

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,659

tried to slowroll a shorty with KK aipf today and he rivered a set with 77

10-04-2013 , 03:43 PM

#407

ILUVTHRILL

adept

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,120

ok, 1st ever for me, but its fun

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $65.27
SB: $70.86
BB: $52.08
UTG: $38.74
UTG+1: $23.50
UTG+2: $50.25
MP1: $54.26
MP2: $37.74
Hero (CO): $50.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with A

1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 raises to $6.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($13.75) 6

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($23.75) 9

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets $12 all in, Hero says "oh man", UTG+1 says "KK\", Hero says "really kk??", UTG+1 says "yes", UTG+1 says "no lie", Hero says "wtf is going on here wiht my acc", Hero says "always those spots", UTG+1 says "ok", Hero says "always kk vs............", Hero says "AA", Hero calls $12

River: ($47.75) 8

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $47.75
UTG+1 shows K

(two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero shows A

(two pair, Aces and Eights)
Hero wins $45.60
(Rake: $2.15)

10-04-2013 , 06:10 PM

#408

13_Xerxes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,968

I never slowroll anybody (even the regz full stacks I hate), because the EV happiness to slowroll someone cost me probably a lot of EV (according to my €/hr and the fact than my poor connection can stop working at any moment).

The only exception will be in a 10 hours+ session, where I came back from hell and I got top full+ (or the nutz on the river) and a reg just pooosh all his stack (and with this pot, I come back even).
In this particular situation, I can slowroll for like 4 or 5 seconds !

10-05-2013 , 06:38 PM

#409

gutter23

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 459

PokerStars Hand #105083033871: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2013/10/05 18:34:33 ET
Table 'Frigga V' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: gutter23 ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Paf8844 ($291.60 in chips)
Seat 6: 06IVO06 ($99 in chips)
Seat 8: Demidova ($80 in chips)
Seat 9: Dante63s ($200 in chips)
Dante63s: posts small blind $1
gutter23: posts big blind $2
Shad2y`wow: sits out
fate_eyed: sits out
frosty012: sits out
06IVO06: posts big blind $2
Omrell: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gutter23 [Qc Kh]
Paf8844: folds
06IVO06: checks
Demidova: raises $4 to $6
Dante63s: folds
gutter23: calls $4
06IVO06: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Js Ah Tc]
gutter23: bets $10
06IVO06: folds
Demidova: raises $28.61 to $38.61
gutter23: calls $28.61
*** TURN *** [Js Ah Tc] [2d]
gutter23: checks
Demidova: bets $35.39 and is all-in
gutter23 said, "you have aa?"
gutter23 said, "fine, i call"
gutter23: calls $35.39
*** RIVER *** [Js Ah Tc 2d] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gutter23: shows [Qc Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Demidova: shows [2h 5d] (a pair of Deuces)
gutter23 collected $164.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $167 | Rake $2.80
Board [Js Ah Tc 2d 9h]
Seat 1: gutter23 (big blind) showed [Qc Kh] and won ($164.20) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: Paf8844 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 06IVO06 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Demidova (button) showed [2h 5d] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 9: Dante63s (small blind) folded before Flop

blahahaha

10-05-2013 , 06:51 PM

#410

woolly

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 3,107

52o is a good hand.

10-05-2013 , 06:59 PM

#411

RKi v2

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 663

god thats so bad

10-05-2013 , 07:31 PM

#412

SmbSmbSmb

HaxBallin'

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,290

haha, wow...

10-05-2013 , 10:00 PM

#413

13_Xerxes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,968

Don't slowroll the fishes

10-06-2013 , 06:55 AM

#414

Slugant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 7,137

he is not a fish, well he is, but he isnt

10-24-2013 , 03:31 AM

#415

horVeech

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 459

Lol @ mcdonald post in russian forum. What changes for shorties do u mean tho?

MeleaB very good idea. I would be in

10-26-2013 , 12:54 PM

#416

qazikm2000

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,677

Spent the majority of my 60 second timebank google-searching because I'm bad at computers.

Still managed to get a few comments in.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #20218801

BTN: $87.33 (87.3 bb)
SB: $49.14 (49.1 bb)
BB: $107.46 (107.5 bb)
UTG: $263.09 (263.1 bb)
MP: $106.37 (106.4 bb)
Hero (CO): $215.40 (215.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

UTG raises to $2, MP folds, Hero calls $2, BTN folds, SB raises to $8, BB folds, UTG calls $6, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($25) 5

(3 players)
SB bets $17, UTG folds, Hero raises to $207.40 and is all-in, SB calls $24.14 and is all-in

Turn: ($107.28) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($107.28) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $107.28 pot ($2.80 rake)
Final Board: 5

SB showed A

and lost (-$49.14 net)
UTG mucked and lost (-$8 net)
Hero showed J

and won $104.48 ($55.34 net)

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10-26-2013 , 02:25 PM

#417

MeleaB

See my Commercial Software thread

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,395

Very nice hand, but it goes in the "Hollywood-Raise-a-Shorty" thread.

The correct play here is to raise to an amount between $41 and $41.13.

10-27-2013 , 09:22 AM

#418

Hoooligan

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,448

didnt slowroll insanely much.. but you gotta do at least a bit of hollywood

i rarely laugh but i didnt see this one coming after he calls.. thought he had Tx, Qx or KK/AA, i think his comments were quite priceless, calling me a tard after he calls river shove with A high

10-27-2013 , 01:07 PM

#419

MeleaB

See my Commercial Software thread

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoooligan

Are you on drugs!? You realise the purpose of this thread, right?

[X] "didnt slowroll insanely much"
[ ] Any type of slowroll
[ ] Villain is a short-stacker
[X] Villain is playing with 80BB
[X] Villain is a recreational fish
[ ] Edits out all 12 occurrences of screen name
[X] Edits out 11 of the 12 occurrences of screen name
[ ] Doesn't out himself
[ ] Post is a success

Last edited by MeleaB; 10-27-2013 at 01:15 PM.

10-27-2013 , 02:20 PM

#420

x_ROSH125_x

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 6,071

Hi Blondi

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeleaB

[X] Edits out 11 of the 12 occurrences of screen name

10-27-2013 , 03:05 PM

#421

Viktor Hovland

Verified Coach NLHE

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,355

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeleaB

post of the year

10-27-2013 , 03:39 PM

#422

Hoooligan

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,448

lol, well, i live up to my name, checked pic 10 times through before i saw it..

and atleast i hopefully served one purpose, which is the [x]laughs

yeah i prob didnt post according to the purposes, but thought this was most fitted thread, and his comments were very funny imo.. guess my humor sucks if the hand was so bad you had to look for other flaws!

****ing bastard(s) in this thread, fu meleab

, now im gonna go on a huge tiltsw0ng..

think meleab knew it anyhow.. as i gave him easy hints after he quadded me on 100nl.. dats all dem pros do, sit around for quads and raise ;<

Last edited by Hoooligan; 10-27-2013 at 03:53 PM.

10-27-2013 , 04:32 PM

#423

qazikm2000

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,677

Well that didn't go according to plan... MeleaB is a prerequisite for posting here that one must also win the pot? Or is that just recommended.

PokerStars Zoom Hand #106123011997: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2013/10/27 15:53:14 ET
Table 'Triangulum' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: IsitBigP? ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: teholdway ($104.11 in chips)
Seat 3: Serga56 ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: ElasticSheet ($113.19 in chips)
Seat 5: qazikm2000 ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 6: MCTED101 ($75.66 in chips)
teholdway: posts small blind $0.50
Serga56: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to qazikm2000 [Ac Tc]
ElasticSheet: folds
qazikm2000: raises $2 to $3
MCTED101: folds
IsitBigP?: raises $4.50 to $7.50
teholdway: folds
Serga56: folds
qazikm2000: calls $4.50
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qd Td]
qazikm2000: checks
IsitBigP?: bets $7
qazikm2000: raises $34.49 to $41.49
IsitBigP?: raises $1.01 to $42.50 and is all-in
qazikm2000 said, "ugh"
qazikm2000 said, "you ahve AK?"
qazikm2000 said, "pair?"
qazikm2000 said, "dem aces?"
qazikm2000: calls $1.01
*** TURN *** [Ts Qd Td] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qd Td 5c] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qazikm2000: shows [Ac Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Fives)
IsitBigP?: shows [Qh Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
IsitBigP? collected $98.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $101.50 | Rake $2.80
Board [Ts Qd Td 5c 5d]
Seat 1: IsitBigP? (button) showed [Qh Qs] and won ($98.70) with a full house, Queens full of Tens
Seat 2: teholdway (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Serga56 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ElasticSheet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: qazikm2000 showed [Ac Tc] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Fives
Seat 6: MCTED101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

10-29-2013 , 12:23 PM

#424

PokerRon247

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 11,192

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #20285291

SB: $54.54 (109.1 bb)
BB: $60.45 (120.9 bb)
UTG+2: $50 (100 bb)
MP1: $19.10 (38.2 bb)
MP2: $18 (36 bb)
MP3: $47.84 (95.7 bb)
CO: $21.67 (43.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): $62.83 (125.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

2 folds, MP2 raises to $1.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1.75

Flop: ($6.75) 8

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $3, MP2 calls $3

Turn: ($12.75) 5

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

River: ($12.75) Q

(2 players)
MP2 bets $12 and is all-in
Hero said, "ffs russia"
Hero said, "what you got?"
Hero said, "you hit that Q?"
Hero said, "or you got the flush"
Hero said, "or some ****ing set"
Hero said, "i've only got AK"
Hero said, "oh well, i tihnk you're bluffing"

Hero calls $12

Results: $36.75 pot ($1.65 rake)
Final Board: 8

MP2 showed A

and lost (-$18 net)
Hero showed K

and won $35.10 ($17.10 net)

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