DEAR POKER I HATE YOU **** YOU DIE ****ING BULL**** SCUM **** ADSL FK:LA:LKSFK L:LKSDLKA :LKANGRY

If I look at my graphs from any time period, FTP one goes steadily south-east, but PS one from any same period goes steadily north-east and looks a lot like ones many of you big swinging dicks post for month end. Unfortunately I play more at FTP because of RB and free DC subsription, so net net it is a small negative, but unless FTP responds positively to my request to switch on the doomswitch for me, I might start to play more at Stars.

I play the same game at both sites, how can the results be a mirror image?


AND I CAN PROVE THE DOOMSWITCH. SINCE DAY ONE HEM IS SHOWING THE EV GRAPH WAY ABOVE THE ACTUAL. IN FACT, DIFFERENCE IS NOW 173% IE MULTIPLY THE "FAIR", NEUTRAL EV LOSS BY A FACTOR OF 2.73. THIS IS SAME AS IF I WAS A HIGH STAKES PLAYER AND SAID EV LOSS IS $470K BUT, HEY WAIT, YOUR ACTUAL LOSS IS ALMOST $1.3 MILLION.

HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE THIS UNLUCKY...

variance ldo

i've had -25bi downswings at 3/6 full ring while winning at poker due to my play in other games

so in theory its possible to have a -25bi ds at one site and a 25 bi up in another yeah?

It's because a lot of the people who are bitching about downswings are actually good players, so it's almost impossible to have a terrible month at midstakes if you're good, even with the worst luck possible.

Also, all the bads bitching about downswings (which is because they tilt and are bad, not because they get bad luck) usually don't post graphs.

BRAG : first time using concierge to get a baller mattress from SITnSLEEP where they match anyones advertised price or your mattress is FFFRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!! anyone know how long it takes for reimbursement of funds?

They reimbursed me within 3ish days after I sent in the receipts.

1-2 days unless Monday is part of the 1-2 days...concierge shows me how much i DON'T spend on the essentials

u shoulda got a sleep number, i concierged one in feb

<----- Never heard of SitNSleep

heres a good one...

PokerStars Game #18563496620: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/03 - 20:02:10 (ET)
Table 'Podarkes III' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Karashar ($1170.50 in chips)
Seat 2: dunnowins9 ($507 in chips)
Karashar: posts small blind $3
dunnowins9: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dunnowins9 [Jd 8d]
Karashar: raises $12 to $18
dunnowins9: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Td 9d Js]
dunnowins9: checks
Karashar: bets $24
dunnowins9: raises $76 to $100
Karashar: raises $176 to $276
dunnowins9: raises $213 to $489 and is all-in
Karashar: calls $213
*** TURN *** [Td 9d Js] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Td 9d Js Qs] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dunnowins9: shows [Jd 8d] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Karashar: shows [7s Kc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Karashar collected $1013.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1014 | Rake $0.50
Board [Td 9d Js Qs As]
Seat 1: Karashar (button) (small blind) showed [7s Kc] and won ($1013.50) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: dunnowins9 (big blind) showed [Jd 8d] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen

Sobraoboy no lucky and very very good

PokerStars Game #18567130514: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/03 - 23:11:13 (ET)
Table 'Thalia' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: JawsNFX ($394 in chips)
Seat 2: Weak Tite ($404 in chips)
Seat 3: fumbo420 ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: Alaton ($68.75 in chips)
Seat 5: SobraoBoY ($437 in chips)
Seat 6: Kelisitaan ($1468.60 in chips)
Seat 7: patakurko ($527.10 in chips)
Seat 8: counterfit17 ($411.85 in chips)
Seat 9: Senecady ($91.95 in chips)
SobraoBoY: posts small blind $2
Kelisitaan: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Kc Kd]
patakurko: folds
counterfit17: folds
Senecady: folds
JawsNFX: folds
Weak Tite: folds
fumbo420: raises $4 to $8
Alaton: folds
SobraoBoY: raises $36 to $44
Kelisitaan: raises $56 to $100
fumbo420: folds
SobraoBoY: calls $56
*** FLOP *** [Jc 2c 4c]
SobraoBoY: checks
Kelisitaan: bets $55
SobraoBoY: raises $55 to $110
Kelisitaan: raises $55 to $165
SobraoBoY: raises $55 to $220
Kelisitaan: raises $55 to $275
SobraoBoY: raises $55 to $330
Kelisitaan: raises $55 to $385
SobraoBoY: calls $7 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($48) returned to Kelisitaan
*** TURN *** [Jc 2c 4c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 2c 4c 3s] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SobraoBoY: shows [Ac Qc] (a flush, Ace high)
Kelisitaan: mucks hand
SobraoBoY collected $879 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $882 | Rake $3
Board [Jc 2c 4c 3s Qd]
Seat 1: JawsNFX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weak Tite folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fumbo420 folded before Flop
Seat 4: Alaton (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SobraoBoY (small blind) showed [Ac Qc] and won ($879) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Kelisitaan (big blind) mucked [Kc Kd]
Seat 7: patakurko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: counterfit17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Senecady folded before Flop (didn't bet)

anyone notice someone called sobraogirl playing lol

rofl no but that made me lol

mini-reraises preflop fishazo!!! thx my pot odds

nice raise from $8 to $44

god I have to start folding QQ to guys like ssssssytemssss and remymmemymy cuz ur all the biggest fkn nits ever and I always always pay off DONT KNOW WHY

lol @ thinking that is bad

you're good.

it's pretty horrendous...especially with AQ

oh,

thanks for the tip.

lol thanks you are wrong and it's not even close. I hope you are leveling and aren't that bad lol

I did a -20 at .5/1hu, +20 at .5/1fr in ~12k hands(something like 2.5k at .5/1hu lolol 9.5k at .5/1fr) last month, that was fun

you guys finally get a taste of your medicine...I'm new here so when I ask a question like who is TheLife on stars I'm gunna believe you guys =(

ugh wtf are you talking about?

I asked who TheLife was and someone told me it was MicroBob...

It's good because in effect he is treating minraise like it was a "normal" raise, forcing minraiser to face standard bet sizes, right?

Cartman voice *mostly right, mostly.*