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04-17-2012 , 06:34 PM
i guess that remains to be seen
04-17-2012 , 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by vaNq
i like my women like i like my microwave


Spoiler:
cold on the outside


Spoiler:
warm on the inside


Spoiler:
and she'll kill any baby i put inside her


condoms work great
04-17-2012 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by **********
lol you've never heard the saying "I resemble that remark"?? It's the funny way to say you resent that remark because you resemble the remark made.
I was saying it because of my age (which is what I resemble - to you 20 somethings), not because of how I am on the course.

Oh and I've been playing golf for only 8 years now and my gin score is 14.
04-17-2012 , 08:54 PM
i think theres "the pill" in the works for men
04-17-2012 , 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by gadolparah
i think theres "the pill" in the works for men
it will not help you for std's.
04-17-2012 , 09:02 PM
babies are the worst kind of stds, and it protects against them
04-17-2012 , 09:51 PM
kinda but you can get more free cheese from the govt teet
04-17-2012 , 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by gadolparah
babies are the worst kind of stds, and it protects against them
You live for awhile if you get AIDs, once you have kids your life is over.
04-18-2012 , 01:47 PM
how do you rabbit hunt?
04-18-2012 , 01:59 PM
is it possible on bcp? maybe only ppl on other skins do it
04-18-2012 , 02:01 PM
Depends where I'm at. If I'm in a location with a pack of rabbits I try to set up in a small grass opening right outside of the woods. Berry Patches are a plus.

If not so lucky, I use the walk 30 seconds stop for 30 seconds. This scares rabbits and the run thinking they've been spotted.

But ALWAYS, use a 20 ga shotgun.



How do you rabbit hunt waffe?
04-18-2012 , 03:19 PM
you guys may be happy (or if you don't like me, sad) to know that I got the lab results back from the doc, and my little man is A ok. STD FREE! Time to get back out there and snag some more whores.
04-18-2012 , 03:24 PM
def happy if it leads to moar TRs
04-18-2012 , 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaliceUW
Finally some sunnnnnn



(that's my house)
Beautiful place, where is this?
04-18-2012 , 04:18 PM
u have to turn off auto muck to rabbit hunt then it comes up as an option
04-18-2012 , 05:42 PM
Thanks. I hope mergekeys can auto-rabbit hunt.
04-18-2012 , 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BoterSmoter
Beautiful place, where is this?
Portland, OR
04-18-2012 , 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by **********
you guys may be happy (or if you don't like me, sad) to know that I got the lab results back from the doc, and my little man is A ok. STD FREE! Time to get back out there and snag some more whores.
that's good to hear
04-18-2012 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by thejuggernaut
You live for awhile if you get AIDs, once you have kids your life is over.
na.......I would say that's when it begins
04-18-2012 , 08:29 PM
random pus spewing from dickhole? hrm. Disco, did you get checked for everything? you have to actually tell them you want everything checked or they just do the 'big 5' or whatever. i just know i've never had a symptom like that.
04-18-2012 , 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by raradevils


condoms work great
ive actually turned down condom sex, i hate em. have trouble staying at attention if you know what I mean (especially if ive been drinking). guess this is why ive pretty much stuck to long term relationships.
04-18-2012 , 09:50 PM
Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek

Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...

Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair

Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.)

**** this bitch right here on the spot bare

Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there..

Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS?

Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!

Dre: ****, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

Em: Man, **** that, hit that **** raw dog then bail...
04-18-2012 , 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fouad
Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek

Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...

Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair

Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.)

**** this bitch right here on the spot bare

Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there..

Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS?

Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!

Dre: ****, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

Em: Man, **** that, hit that **** raw dog then bail...

HAHAHA
04-19-2012 , 03:00 AM


sigh, was feeling it
04-19-2012 , 03:29 AM
tilting how 2 minor imperfections crushes the score by 43 points. gg though

you said you play 100+ rounds of golf every year AND you bowl too? nice life fu

      
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