One fish, two fish,
three fish, four,
Give me your money,
I'll always take more.

why is it so hard for me to actually START my homework?

one pop. it was kinda an interesting experience too. she burned a bowl with me, then she got into a bathing suit she just bought and wanted me to take pictures of her in the shower and on the bed trying to look all sexy. so i became a part time photographer. then we got down to business.

just had a pretty ******ed experience at the borgata poker room. i sit there for like 30-45 minutes waiting to get on a 2/5 game (which is stupid to begin with). my name finally gets called and i go up to the floor woman, and she like has no ****ing clue what she's doing, dicks around for like 30 seconds, then by the time she points me to a table they already gave my seat away. then she was like ohhhhhhhhhh i'll put you back on the list and i was like no thats bull****, i don't want to play anymore. she goes ohhhhhhhhhh i'm sorry hunny and i was like no you're not and left. I mean wtf. The communication in the card room is really pathetic. They call your name and if you aren't in the seat within 15 seconds they call the next name on the list.

the floor woman wants to disco

LOL

We have a contest winner!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO K_2 FOR HIS SUBMISSION!!!!!! K_2 sent me a poem saying "yabbadabba doo there's a shoe on my foot. Under that's my sock, and then my foot"

In addition to his copy of CRUSHING SSNL IN 2006 he has been offered a spot in the prestigious NINJA CLAN! Congratulations k_2 =)

Why did I get a job

hahahaha

Cliffs?

Missing poker already?

what a miserable posting fail this has become.

pics or gtfo.*

















*seems ban worthy. don't even think I need to run a poll in the mod forum.....

I just don't know anymore juggs... Didn't even go into work today. No call in sick, just didn't show. I just don't know anymore....sad sad panda

more like depressedringer.

Need to buy 1-1.5k lock for a horse. PM me if anyones willing to help

Pretty sure horses are not allowed to play on lock. It's only humans.

just checked, i see that nowhere in the TOS.

loooool Just noticed the gimmick. wp.

omg ahahaha

Oh neat! I got a gimmick! I'm honored.

I do feel super removed from poker after just 3 months... its not bad, just didn't expect it. Have played less than 5k hands each of the last 3 months.

I could be playing 1/2, instead I gotta be wearing these uncomfortable dress shoes
I could be playing 2/4, instead I'm puttin in hours on the office floor
I could be playing 3/6, instead I got a boss whose a real dick
I could be playing 5/10, instead I'm excited over my new office pen
Why oh why did I get a job, when I could be playing 10/20 live with fat bob?
Why oh why did I give up on stacking noobs to sit in this cube, everyone must think I'm a total boob
How could I be so blind to give up on the grind, jesus christ I've lost my mind
I used to say things like raise fold or call, now on the weekdays from 9-5 I sit at my desk and bawl
I used to be able to spend time skiing the slopes, now one day you might find me in my cube hanging from a rope
I hope everyone enjoys these words from my brain, as I could no longer refrain, from giving the community a sad quatrain

A+ poem

I give you 3 more months before you start playing more like 20k hands/month. It takes a while to get use to a "real job".

lol @ getting a loan

A+ poem for sure

Forgot who was asking about Lock Wires but I got mine finally today. They said I would have it in my account a week and a half ago though. Also, I guess it cost $104 worth of wire fees and since their max withdrawal is $2500 per month (or else even more fees hit you) u may as well just sell funds when you want to cash out.

Pretty ridiculous how awful the sites left still operating in the US are about cashouts. PS and FT used to pay any of the fees and were much quicker about getting you the money (yea, I know FT eventually stole all our money, but doubt it will be too much different if Merge ever gets shut down by the DOJ).

it's better than nothing...

Legislation looks pretty dead too from what I can tell; idk how anyone grinding for a living online can still live in the USA