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03-16-2012 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MaliceUW
picked mizzou to win it all, weeeee
You and at least 20 other people I'm fb friends with.
03-16-2012 , 10:00 PM
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20 people I'm fb friends with.
solid brag
03-16-2012 , 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by **********
I'm still not sure why we haven't just dropped some nukes on africa and the middle east and just make it america East.
cuz then amurrica east would be radioactive, imo.
03-16-2012 , 10:07 PM
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cuz then amurrica east would be radioactive, imo.
I fail to see how that's a problem ^_^
Just do what the australians did and send the rapists, murderers and child molesters there. Wait 60 years, see what happens.
03-16-2012 , 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Jah Onion
not much oil in africa AFAIK
WUT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...oil_production

Nigeria, Algeria, Angola, Libya, there's some oil over dere
03-16-2012 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mpethybridge
cuz then amurrica east would be radioactive, imo.
It already is bra. Just google depleted uranium and Iraq. Gotta get rid of that **** somehow. Might as well drop it on brown people. A few birth defects never hurt anybody.
03-16-2012 , 10:14 PM
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WUT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...oil_production

Nigeria, Algeria, Angola, Libya, there's some oil over dere
BOMBS AWAY!
03-16-2012 , 10:19 PM
one down, three invasions to go
03-16-2012 , 11:46 PM
03-17-2012 , 06:52 AM
^A+

Happy St Patricks Day peeps!
03-17-2012 , 05:11 PM
Merge - $1 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP+1: $35.83
CO: $112.23
Hero (BTN): $100.00
SB: $88.71
BB: $166.39
UTG: $114.18
UTG+1: $87.39
MP: $112.45

SB posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has 6 6

fold, fold, MP raises to $2.66, fold, fold, Hero calls $2.66, SB calls $2.16, fold

Flop: ($8.98, 3 players) 9 6 3
SB checks, MP bets $5.98, Hero calls $5.98, SB raises to $19.90, MP raises to $109.79 and is all-in, Hero calls $91.36 and is all-in, SB calls $66.15 and is all-in

Turn: ($289.71, 3 players) 6

River: ($289.71, 3 players) 9

Hero shows 6 6 (Four of a Kind, Sixes) (Pre 18%, Flop 5%, Turn 98%)
SB shows 7 T (Flush, Ten High) (Pre 29%, Flop 37%, Turn 0%)
MP shows 9 9 (Four of a Kind, Nines) (Pre 54%, Flop 58%, Turn 2%)
MP wins $22.31
MP wins $263.90

7's and higher?
03-17-2012 , 06:54 PM
ul
03-17-2012 , 09:26 PM
Mother fackkkkkker. Just boutght fake tix to bulls game. Rageeee. Plz to b guessing skin color if said thief.
03-17-2012 , 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by conquistador28
Mother fackkkkkker. Just boutght fake tix to bulls game. Rageeee. Plz to b guessing skin color if said thief.
orange! orange you glad he didn't steal your whole roll.
03-17-2012 , 10:11 PM
cross posting from the live low stakes chat thread cuz i thought you guys might want to participate in my informal poll:

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Poll time:

Last night, I played the early part of my session seated to the right of a guy and a woman who were traveling together. The guy was young, sort of flashy, but not overly so, and pretty quiet. Decent looking young guy.

The woman was semi-hot. Very forward. At first they were seated apart from one another, and she asked for a seat change. When she got it, she sat next to him and remarked, "I just wanted the seat change so he could put his hand up my skirt under the table." (he appeared to do some of that).

She mentioned that they were traveling together on business. I asked what business, and she replied, "video production." I asked how long they were in town, and she said just for the night; that they had a shoot here, and then were going down to Florida for another.

I asked a few times what sort of videos, and she wouldn't say, but did try to brush off the question by saying that they made Internet content.

I'm pretty sure I was playing poker with an adult video actress. Agree or disagree?
03-17-2012 , 10:17 PM
agree, don't think it's particularly close.
03-17-2012 , 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by hurt
agree, don't think it's particularly close.
... this
03-17-2012 , 10:22 PM
5-Strongly Agree
03-17-2012 , 10:28 PM
i don't agree or disagree. i just want to know why you didn't immediately ask her for her porn name, and then ask her what her price is.
03-17-2012 , 10:41 PM
Pming all your students with that comment bisco they should know your thoughts on this manner
03-17-2012 , 10:44 PM
How do you not pretend to be reading a text and then snipe a picture in this situation?
03-17-2012 , 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SA16
Pming all your students with that comment bisco they should know your thoughts on this manner
gold

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Originally Posted by thanksb
How do you not pretend to be reading a text and then snipe a picture in this situation?
very true
03-17-2012 , 11:12 PM
Because most of the world doesn't think like you do, DB

over/under on this being a good thing?
03-17-2012 , 11:24 PM
What KS means is "most of the poker world enjoys cbetting > 50% of the time"

Edit: I should note that when I say KS I am of course referring to the king of the spew NOT the king of the stew.
03-17-2012 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mpethybridge
cross posting from the live low stakes chat thread cuz i thought you guys might want to participate in my informal poll:
tripple range merge

      
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