Yes. Ace is almost the 'glass is half full' now. Used to be a whiny bitc*.

Q: Why is the women always smiling as she is walking down The Aisle?
A: She knows she has given her last blowjob.

I was there...... all true

ooohh so much discussion about the hand I posted. I looked over it and ya I agree vs. me, its a call down every time, since I am pretty much spewtarded.

and bigkawik, i love busting your balls in chat, dont take it personally

dick

sucks

yea. cuz my of my huge ****. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNDu...elated#t=0m54s

Yes. In prison.

lol no

I mean there are definitely people that its true for, but as a standard probably not, and if its correct to fold QQ there its almost certainly wrong to have 3b QQ in the first place

Not sure how many of you guys remember the JustinTV SarahisNifty craze that went on in BBV4L back in May 2008, but Sarah is still filming on JustinTV and she's kicked it up a notch.

Link is totally NSFW and if you have a g/f or wife ask them to leave the room....

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/790...TV-Stream.html

Enjoy!

P.S. Yes she is the girl in my avatar.

i play bad

god, 24 minutes in and she's not even riding it yet

hurt I feel like we must have played a ton but I still have no idea who you are

wtf I fast forwarded 2 minutes and the dude busted already. PHAIL 4 THE NET 2 C

we haven't, i'm new to ftp.

prob 4-5 ppl have my sn but i don't want to out myself to everyone. i play bad and need every edge i can get.

It's amateur ****..... can't expect porn star stamina.....

She doesn't.....that's the problem

I am a lot more positive about poker these days - even when running like ass. TBH, humans are pretty adaptable and I've learned that poker is basically a pile of aids in much the same way that someone with actual aids learns to accept it and deal with their condition.

...and yeah, Rush is pretty much that bad. You really do have to make some pretty absurd folds at times. People generally don't balance well or at all meaning that certain conditions = 2nd nuts/pure nuts meaning you absolutely should fold anything else.

My bro has around 400k hands of Rush under his belt and he says he has confidently folded KK pre at least 5 times in that period - something he'd very rarely do in 'normal' games.

To me Rush is a compromise. I'm confident I can beat 12-14 normal tables for a higher BB/100 but I'm not yet sure where I achieve the best $/hr - need much more sample. The important thing for me is that I love the following about Rush:

1. You can sit in and out at will and play 5 minutes or 5 hours.
2. You rate of hands/hr is the same in a 5 minute session or a 5 hours session.
3. You don't need to worry about table selection as it is randomized. Everyone gets an equal shot at the fish and an equal shot at being to the left of them.
4. For some reason I find I can play longer without wanting/thinking about leaving and doing something else.
5. Rakeback/FPP's FTW

ASERSASDETADFG!!!!1!!§!
MFING MANIAC TOOK MY MONEY!!!

Disagree, tbh.

As someone said earlier in the thread Rush has given rise to a few new 'breeds' of poker players.

There are quite a few players that will do the following:

Raise pre.
Call a 3-bet with pretty much anything praying to hit 2p+
Fold to cbet if they miss.
Call cbet if they hit reasonably well.
Raise cbet if they flop 2p+

All in all they are pretty easy to play. 3-bet pre for value, bet flop for value, fold if they raise, evaluate relative hand strength if they call, laugh when they fold.

Got some back!

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $248.00
UTG: $200.00
UTG+1: $200.00
MP: $751.85
CO: $227.80
BTN: $213.95
SB: $308.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 2 3
2 folds, MP calls $2, CO raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero calls $5, MP calls $5

Flop: ($22.00) J 3 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $10, CO folds, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($42.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $20, Hero calls $20

River: ($82.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $30, Hero calls $30

Final Pot: $142.00
Hero shows 2 3 (two pair, Fives and Threes)
MP shows Q 4 (a pair of Fives)
Hero wins $139.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Oh, I should also add that Rush is waaaay more sensitive to 'time of day' than normal games IMHO. When I play during the British day time these folds are pretty close to standard against quite a lot of the opponents. However, if I play in British evening time (or right now for example) the dynamic is totally different. I'd need a VERY special read to make those folds right now as there is way more action at this time of day.

As I said a few pages back, I don't do myself any favours playing at the times that I do

My other rush favourite is: Hero raises EP with QQ/AK, folds to BB who 3-bets. Hero checks BB stats....7/4/3.x after 1000+ hands. LOL....do these guys thing they go unnoticed peddling the nuts?

Man this is like 07-08 all over again!
Ace and me every other post!

Ya but Ace's posts are about 1/20th as long as they used to be.

True.

Finally got all the monies from maniac back! 1-tabling FR FTW!

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $532.00
Hero (MP1): $566.80
MP2: $58.00
CO: $167.00
BTN: $201.70
SB: $191.00
BB: $365.65
UTG: $241.00
UTG+1: $492.80

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is MP1 with 7 A
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, BTN calls $6, 2 folds

Flop: ($15.00) A 7 K (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $27, BTN calls $23

Turn: ($69.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN raises to $168.70 all in, Hero calls $166.70

River: ($406.40) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $406.40
Hero shows 7 A (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
BTN shows 7 9 (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
Hero wins $403.40
(Rake: $3.00)

sick line

confirmed douchebag