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12-22-2010 , 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by juan valdez
vertical rush graph please

Spoiler:
now!
How's this?





44k 2/4
86k 1/2 (6max and FR)
127k .5/1 (6max)
11k .25/.50 (6max)

Garfs are fun
12-22-2010 , 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
I actually usually ch/f brick turns too. I mean we 4-bet preflop with the intention of taking it down or hitting a very well disguised trips or 2-pair. But we hit a straight. A disciplined poker player sticks to the plan no matter what and realizes that our plan was not to make a straight and he doesn't look like he is going to fold so we give it up and fold the hand. You can't lose what you don't put in the pot.

??? Don't know if you actually play poker or just post here to be impressive, but straight>2 pair last time I checked ???
+1 on the discipline tho.... One of my huge strenghs btw - but you already now that.
12-22-2010 , 11:25 PM
Well yeah but our plan was to make 2 pair or trips not to make a straight. Gotta stick to the plan, you know that.
12-22-2010 , 11:34 PM
Have been watching the big game with phill helmuth and I am once again offended by the lack of respect he gets. In a way, it's funny how ppl can be sooooooo jealous about him.... but it happens over and over and pisses me off in the long run.
12-22-2010 , 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
Well yeah but our plan was to make 2 pair or trips not to make a straight. Gotta stick to the plan, you know that.
no no no.... plan was to trap a fish with little cards on little board.
12-22-2010 , 11:36 PM
hey zachvac I feel bored, do u wanna play some HU SNG with me ? PM me if interested ....
12-22-2010 , 11:57 PM
[ ] straight up?

12-23-2010 , 12:20 AM
total freakshow newman
12-23-2010 , 01:05 AM
Everyones still waiting malice graph imo
12-23-2010 , 01:43 AM
meh, it's not that ridic, winrate dropped to 3.something after playing 6-8 rush tables + random mixed in reg tables

will prob post for yearly garf thread, but it's not thattttt epic
12-23-2010 , 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by hurt
if he has a hard time deciding between you leveling and you being an idiot, that might say more about you than it does about him.
if i cared?
12-23-2010 , 02:07 PM
what is going on with all the trash talkers this week.

Getting berated in chat is meh, but I am amazed on how persistent these guys are. I mean they have to look if I am at their table to continue the berate. Maybe they should pay attention the their cards.
12-23-2010 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SammyG-SD
what is going on with all the trash talkers this week.

Getting berated in chat is meh, but I am amazed on how persistent these guys are. I mean they have to look if I am at their table to continue the berate. Maybe they should pay attention the their cards.
at rush? If it's hat 100 it's likely waterisgood or w/e, i never see other regs chat box, unless it's like rockrollin's saying "sick" then folding
12-23-2010 , 02:20 PM
no it was xLxRxT68XX
plus a few other randoms.
12-23-2010 , 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SammyG-SD
what is going on with all the trash talkers this week.

Getting berated in chat is meh, but I am amazed on how persistent these guys are. I mean they have to look if I am at their table to continue the berate. Maybe they should pay attention the their cards.
I caught my flush and raised on that street.

Villain then berated me in chat and complained. Next, he called my raise.
12-23-2010 , 03:37 PM
i love talking **** in chat, I have a wide range of **** talking strategy to regs:

a) make "funny" changes to their sn's, best example comes to mind is calling "The Jizz" to that "The Jelxtz" fellow

b) saxrolling/rickrolling people in chat, I'll just copy paste the youtube link in chat by itself and then move on

c) continuously ignoring people who talk trash to me, this is by far the best response you can give to people who keep harassing you in chat (these guys will usually be spanish/russian/dutch and will often talk **** in their native language which is one of the reasons I ignore them in the first place, I can only understand spanish of those 3)

d) saying "I call" or "I fold" exactly before I do the opposite of what I just said, I picked this strategy up from a fish who tricked me (I posted this hand in the thread)


I am currently waiting for people to pick up to go get wasted so I dont really have time to elaborate on these strategies, but since I don't think most of them are funny at all (except changing sn's to something dirty/offensive, that always cracks me up) I probably wont even if I do have time

catchya l8r
12-23-2010 , 04:00 PM
I like to chat in rush for a number of reasons:

1) Only fish chat in rush, so I let them think I am a fish (and maybe I am)

2) It blows off steam for me

3) I'll often chat how dumb or stupid you are when you make a good play. It affirms the fishiness most people probably assume I am. Most rush regs would probably be shocked that I make money at the game. I'm all meta up in here. booyeah.

4) My chat amuses me. It also leads to some amusing back and forth

5) Sometimes I chat to be nice, and not a dick. This also can be entertaining.

6) If i know my chat tilts you, I do not let it go. Ever. I make notes about what tilted you, how it was said, etc. And I beat that dead horse until it is paste. Step 3 is profit.

7) My notes on Jij are "sn is apropos" . This does not fit on this list, but thought it was amusing. I am not worried about tapping the glass, because he wouldn't hear it anyway.

8) Chat relieves the monotony

9) I know that 90% of the time I chat, no one sees it, but sometimes they may upon HH review and laugh. In the end, It's all about having fun.

10) 90% of the time I do not chat. When I do tho it takes minimal effort and to me is fast an easy. I could probably increase my hands/hr a bit if I didn't chat, but I really do believe (and maybe it is a false assumption) that my chat does lead to a slightly higher overall ROI. I do NOT feel my game is respected much among regs (again, I may be wrong) and I use that to my advantage. See rule #1.
12-23-2010 , 04:18 PM
I am just more amazed people have the discipline to chat in Rush. I am usually too busy counting outs on my finger and toes to notice who else is at the table.
12-23-2010 , 04:21 PM
I chat all the time to relieve the monotony as well. No abuse involved as I think the fun is trying to keep the conversation going across hands. Actually I abuse shortstackers all the time by celebrating suckouts etc. A recent favourite was laughing at mixlanxdrea whilst he tanked after I 4bet his squeeze. Must've been a really tough fold.

Rush needs more chatterboxes.
12-23-2010 , 04:22 PM
chatting with shortstackers don't count since they are a subspecies.
12-23-2010 , 04:30 PM
Oh I taunt short stackers. Slowroll them. Make fun of their family. Whatever. But they do not count as a subspecies.

And nothing I say in chat to "real" ppl has much malice. It usually does end up as friendly banter across tables. With a few awesome notable exceptions.

I know I've lit into Malice a few times for Bad play even though he is 10x as good as me. This amuses myself.

One of my fav moments came other day against a short stacker who had JUST doubled up. He always goes south after, but the hand must have happened b4 he could sit out. So he had $180 in front of him (never saw him above $80 b4)

Standard opening I call with mid pp and flop quads. He bets 6 I dink to 18 and he lol shoves. I go on a beautiful diatribe about short stack ******ry and how he has one move and if I had ace high I'd call him and I am just pausing the game to keep him from his $34. At 2 seconds left I call and he shows kk and I say nh wp and he tells me to f off.

I jizzed myself.

Last edited by King Fish; 12-23-2010 at 04:43 PM. Reason: I have never slowrolled a "real" human.
12-23-2010 , 04:33 PM
chat can be fun. I actually tilted a player at a reg tabl because I was having friendly banter with a 2p2 friend of mine, just insulting his play. Some guy got pissed on me and snap 4bet my 3bet of the 2p2 with A5o.
12-23-2010 , 04:35 PM
what if SammyG actually was sammyxq on ftp at 100rush instead of sammyg?
12-23-2010 , 04:37 PM
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE TILT RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
12-23-2010 , 04:38 PM
scrabble4rollz?

      
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