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12-03-2010 , 02:00 AM

#1701

hurt

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

oh wow wtf why did no one tell me about this? Been manually converting posts from thehandconverter.com forever didn't realize you could do it right from 2p2...

i deserve Carpal \'Tunnel way more than you do

pm'ing mod

12-03-2010 , 02:13 AM

#1702

bottomset

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,261

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnRinger

Oh god more awful HH's that are super standard and/or bad. Urge to kill... rising...

god the simpsons used to be so good(that was from a great ep), its on at the gym every time I'm there and I never recognize the episodes(so basically never seasons 1-10) and it tilts me, though I probably wouldn't get much of a workout if last exit to springfield was on

Last edited by bottomset; 12-03-2010 at 02:35 AM. Reason: just convinced myself to watch last exit to springfield again, its comedy perfection

12-03-2010 , 02:16 AM

#1703

zachvac

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posted in normal FTP regs thread but super good. Call/email congressmen US players one timeeeee

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/57...mbling-930754/

12-03-2010 , 02:28 AM

#1704

isunkurbttlship

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dear vizer, ty for owning my soul

12-03-2010 , 02:35 AM

#1705

OoLethaLoO

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Immortal technique- dance with the devil

Just sayin goddamn I never get over that jam. Literally I can't listen to that **** without getting ridic chills, ever.

Last edited by OoLethaLoO; 12-03-2010 at 02:43 AM.

12-03-2010 , 02:43 AM

#1706

TheRenaissance

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Ok just threw up 7 times, have a 102 fever, and have to be at work at 5 AM tomorrow.

I guess I must officially bow out of the rush week race

Sigh...I feel like I just lit $125 on fire. But I am seeing 6 tables and I never more than 4 table...not good.

Me too! On my third day now with fever and ****. I was on a good roll too, and was gonna grind 5k+ hands every day. But no way I can play like this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

oh wow wtf why did no one tell me about this? Been manually converting posts from thehandconverter.com forever didn't realize you could do it right from 2p2...

lol what a total fish

12-03-2010 , 02:48 AM

#1707

isunkurbttlship

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YippeeKaeYay

New biggest pot for me!
Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

MP2: $485.00
Hero (CO): $1884.30
BTN: $443.00
SB: $400.00
BB: $127.30
UTG: $702.40
UTG+1: $612.00
UTG+2: $852.40
MP1: $400.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is CO with 9

9

UTG raises to $11, 4 folds, Hero calls $11, 3 folds

Flop: ($28.00) 4

9

J

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG raises to $60, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $148, UTG requests TIME, UTG calls $88

Turn: ($324.00) Q

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero checks

River: ($324.00) 7

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $240, UTG raises to $543.40 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $303.40

Final Pot: $1410.80
Hero mucks 9

9

UTG shows J

J

(three of a kind, Jacks)
UTG wins $1407.80
(Rake: $3.00)

I already had sick in my mouth when he c/r the flop. From there I think I played it terribly. I was all set to fold the river until I saw that there was 1k in the pot and he was from Taiwan. Asians open 44 utg right? right?

Really not in the mood to make an obligatory HH spoiler but it's a habit in the thread that needs to be reignited.
(Very NSFW at the end)

Spoiler:

me too!

Full Tilt Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

CO: $250.30
Hero (BTN): $774.75
SB: $305.85
BB: $351.15
UTG: $95.00
UTG+1: $433.90
UTG+2: $449.05
MP1: $376.00
MP2: $352.60

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 6

5

4 folds, MP2 raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: ($19.00) 8

4

7

(3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $14.00, Hero raises to $42, BB folds, MP2 calls $28

Turn: ($103.00) Q

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $68.00, MP2 raises to $136, Hero raises to $726.75, MP2 calls $168.60 all in

River: ($712.20) 7

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:

Last edited by mpethybridge; 12-04-2010 at 01:29 AM.

12-03-2010 , 02:49 AM

#1708

vizer02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship

dear vizer, ty for owning my soul

Oh you mean this? Standard no?

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

SB: $124.75
BB: $40.00
UTG: $108.05
UTG+1: $145.85
UTG+2: $124.90
MP1: $51.80
MP2: $40.00
CO: $429.20
Hero (BTN): $291.90

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 6

4

2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) K

6

J

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($17.50) 8

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $10, UTG+2 raises to $28, Hero calls $18

River: ($73.50) 3

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets $44, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $44

Final Pot: $161.50
UTG+2 shows Q

A

(Ace King high)
Hero shows 6

4

(a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $158.50
(Rake: $3.00)

12-03-2010 , 02:51 AM

#1709

hurt

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lol

12-03-2010 , 02:52 AM

#1710

isunkurbttlship

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Quote:

Originally Posted by vizer02

Oh you mean this? Standard no?

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

SB: $124.75
BB: $40.00
UTG: $108.05
UTG+1: $145.85
UTG+2: $124.90
MP1: $51.80
MP2: $40.00
CO: $429.20
Hero (BTN): $291.90

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 6

4

2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) K

6

J

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($17.50) 8

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $10, UTG+2 raises to $28, Hero calls $18

River: ($73.50) 3

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets $44, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $44

Final Pot: $161.50
UTG+2 shows Q

A

(Ace King high)
Hero shows 6

4

(a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $158.50
(Rake: $3.00)

lol this was so ******ed by me, i look and see that u float a ton and then i decide to be a moron and rep nothing and blah

12-03-2010 , 03:10 AM

#1711

TheGunslinger

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,193

Lol silly Zach.

Man, I love Rush week. I've recouped almost all of my horrible November losses already so far, there are sooooooooooo many fish out there.

12-03-2010 , 03:10 AM

#1712

hurt

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you shut your damn mouth.

12-03-2010 , 03:23 AM

#1713

zachvac

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Wonder if minr is better than call in vizer's spot to make him fold all his bluffs that you don't beat like 77/99/8x/Jx how soul-owned you feel if he had one of those turned into bluff?

12-03-2010 , 03:27 AM

#1714

hurt

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prob not if he has any respect for isunkurbttlship's game. all those hands are so bad to c/r turn with. Jx makes no sense to c/r turn with and 77/99 have so little equity when called. i guess isunkurbttlship could be bluffing with like 89/87, that's about it.

12-03-2010 , 03:38 AM

#1715

vizer02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

Wonder if minr is better than call in vizer's spot to make him fold all his bluffs that you don't beat like 77/99/8x/Jx how soul-owned you feel if he had one of those turned into bluff?

Meh I don't think so b/c I don't think he has those types of hands very often but he could definitely have a real hand sometimes so I felt it was better just to call.

12-03-2010 , 03:57 AM

#1716

zachvac

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I mean I have no idea how he plays (is he even outted or is 2p2 name = FTP name?) but generally when regs decide to bluff it's more like "well I can't win if I call anymore and I'm not in the mood to fold so I raise". Or at least that's how I think when I'm spewing.

edit: and yeah vizer I didn't think about it at all but pretty easy to do some math he's gotta be bluffing with worse like 1/4 of the time vs. when you minraise he has to be bluffing (with better or worse or even somehow thin value raise/folding but doubt that ever happens) 40%ish?

12-03-2010 , 04:04 AM

#1717

zachvac

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oh and I'm the last one to ask about bluff raising just tried to bluff-raise two nitregs live. One just sorta shrug-called A6 on A-high board (thought I could get AK to fold lol) saying "I got da ace" and other tanked forever with top 2 lol he's like I put you on a set funny part is if he had A6 in that hand he tanks forever calls anyway and says "phew put you on a set" same exact way he does with top 2 lol how to lose 4 buy-ins in an hour to the worst players imaginable but w/e that was only 5/5 and apparently 5/10/20 gonna run tomorrow gonna make it back yo.

12-03-2010 , 04:32 AM

#1718

OoLethaLoO

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I'm wasted and don't want to endure a hangover.....$20 on ftp to anyone who suggests something that allows me to wake up tomorrow w/o a wicked hangover....seriously I need a proactive remedy.

12-03-2010 , 04:36 AM

#1719

O0Brian0O

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,123

urban detox

Last edited by O0Brian0O; 12-03-2010 at 04:57 AM. Reason: add image

12-03-2010 , 04:48 AM

#1720

H0NEY BADGER

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by OoLethaLoO

I'm wasted and don't want to endure a hangover.....$20 on ftp to anyone who suggests something that allows me to wake up tomorrow w/o a wicked hangover....seriously I need a proactive remedy.

simple has always worked for me. eat a pizza and drink plenty of water

12-03-2010 , 04:49 AM

#1721

OoLethaLoO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by O0Brian0O

urban detox

Idk what this even means

12-03-2010 , 04:51 AM

#1722

OoLethaLoO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER

simple has always worked for me. eat a pizza and drink plenty of water

I just ate but right now I'm going to drink 2 gallons of water and if I wake up not hungover you win.

12-03-2010 , 04:52 AM

#1723

MaliceUW

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,490

lol gl with that

12-03-2010 , 04:53 AM

#1724

TheRenaissance

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,588

here is what you do:
1. shove finger down throat and puke
2. eat something
3. drink loads of water
4. smoke spliff

good to go

12-03-2010 , 04:55 AM

#1725

OoLethaLoO

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I feel like I'm gonna puke now....not even from drinking but from all this water

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