only +87 cents a hand for me. Damn this doomswitch!

Yea I'm up 6.5 buyins in my first 3K hands, rush is ez yo, bluff the nits off the third nuts and fold everytime one of them raises.

FM i suk only +41/hand

you play a ridiculous amount of hands though, so you probably owned me for the day.

xxSpadxesxAmexricxax thanks for the slowroll you god damn ******, if you were seriously thinking at any moment here just kill yourself


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $108.60
UTG+1: $102.35
UTG+2: $136.50
MP1: $35.45
MP2: $171.95
CO: $125.75
BTN: $215.35
SB: $100.00
Hero (BB): $187.30

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q Q
6 folds, BTN raises to $3, SB raises to $11, Hero raises to $23, BTN requests TIME, 1 fold, SB raises to $100 all in, Hero calls $77

Flop: ($203.00) 5 9 A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($203.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($203.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $203.00
SB shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
SB wins $200.00
(Rake: $3.00)

but he wasnt even the one who requested time

lol, what? he didn't even request time, first of all. so how long could he have been thinking for?

second, he wasn't even closing the action, so it's reasonable to think that he took a little bit of time to appear weaker and widen your calling range (unlikely, but it's still higher EV to wait a few seconds than to snap-shove).

I wins again... in less hands...

u guys convinced me, dropping down to 1/2 for the duration of the rush week

great ****** job guise!

tonz stacking off JJ pre like a boss!

BTN folded, so it's HU now, and he didn't use time bank pool but he waited the full 10 or w/e seconds to shove.

lol it's not a slowroll to time bank with people still left to act.

That's not a slowroll at all bro. You cold 4-bet. He certainly could have been thinking about folding.

omg, the full 10 seconds!!!

could have been playing 3-4 tables too, in which case he might have had action on other tables and was really snap-shoving when he had the time to.

I'd be fine with 5 seconds to balance and not snap shove or w/e, but 10 seconds come on

Dude no way that's a slowroll not even close. He either legit thought you had the AA or thought about flatting.

Rush Week = Everyone Flops a Set Against You Week

That's p normal activity actually

fyp

im sure if he saw this hed say something like this

rofl owned

and who cares about slowrolling anymore? do u one table or something?

P sure the board texture and my decision being on the river and not pre makes my "slow roll" barely comparable.

I had a reason for taking a long time too, there's zero reason to slow roll you in the spot i did so logically it was accidental.

slowrolling is pretty much the one thing that'll always piss me off in poker no matter where or how many tables i'm playing, it just pisses me off for some reason... tbh it induces so much tilt that I actively seek revenge against the person that did it lol


Full Tilt Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BTN: $1255.00
SB: $300.00
Hero (BB): $458.00
UTG: $396.00
UTG+1: $994.20
UTG+2: $292.50
MP1: $400.00
MP2: $416.50
CO: $204.80

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with K Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $12, 1 fold, MP1 calls $12, MP2 calls $12, 3 folds, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($50.00) A 3 4 (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $30.00, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, Hero calls $30

Turn: ($110.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $55.00, Hero raises to $125, UTG+1 calls $70

River: ($360.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $291.00, UTG+1 calls $291

Final Pot: $942.00
Hero shows K Q
UTG+1 shows A A
UTG+1 wins $939.00
(Rake: $3.00)

like this hand for instance, the guy slowrolled me on the river call for like half his time bank so I made it my priority to win every single pot he played that session (and every session since then fwiw)

lol what does pre and on the river matter?

and the board texture? so you call a raise on flop, c/c turn w/ an overpair, then when texture doesnt really get worse on river you consider folding topset?

also i like how now it wasnt cuz you were on other tables since that could easily explain why guy "slowrolled" you for 10 seconds. now you were concerned about board texture