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12-17-2010 , 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockrollins
Gets 3-1 on prop to play 30k hands at 200nl 6-max and make a profit.

Things start to go south late in the bet, gets caught and eventually admits to chip-dumping scheme with friends.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2784
Damn thanks
12-17-2010 , 05:36 PM
I bet Gary is a curly haired ****!
12-17-2010 , 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by RapidEvolution
I am sick and tired of getting all in OTF against worse OPs and getting sucked out on. I'm supposed to be thrilled when I see QQ vs my KK or KK vs my AA but they ALWAYS RIVER THEIR ****ING 2 OUTER!
2 outers ???? ; for your information, there are 4 Queens and 4 kings in the deck....
12-17-2010 , 09:52 PM
lollll chip jett
12-17-2010 , 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Gary_Neville
Don't know why you guys would mention it over and over again as if I'm not transparent about my past. It even says in my Location...
Dunno about others, but for my part, I mention it simply because I have no respect for guys like you. Just stop posting here and embarrassing yourself.

Being proud of what you did makes you even worse btw.

Cliffs : Gtfo dude.
12-17-2010 , 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jij452
2 outers ???? ; for your information, there are 4 Queens and 4 kings in the deck....
i can't tell if this is a joke or not
12-17-2010 , 11:35 PM
Quick check up please. Fold standard here? Raise the flop?

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BB: $594.65
UTG: $344.45
UTG+1: $572.40
UTG+2: $173.00
MP1: $608.80
MP2: $268.05
Hero (CO): $247.45
BTN: $80.50
SB: $164.20

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $6, 2 folds, MP2 calls $6, Hero calls $6, 3 folds

Flop: ($21.00) K 9 Q (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets $14, Hero calls $14, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($49.00) A (2 players)
MP2 bets $32, Hero folds

Final Pot: $49.00
MP2 wins $46.55
(Rake: $2.45)
12-18-2010 , 12:11 AM
dead salxdin222,

sorry for the nitroll. ive been running so bad lately i was actually considering folding since everyone always has the nuts. then i realized if i did fold i would have to castrate myself so i called. my bad.

love,
dabaac
12-18-2010 , 12:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jij452
Dunno about others, but for my part, I mention it simply because I have no respect for guys like you. Just stop posting here and embarrassing yourself.

Being proud of what you did makes you even worse btw.

Cliffs : Gtfo dude.
Being transparent has nothing to do with being proud?!

edit: fwiw the mods and I were in the discussion of giving me an undertitle for what I did in the past, but decided on having me put it up in my Location instead. Has nothing to do with me "showing off".

Last edited by Gary_Neville; 12-18-2010 at 12:21 AM.
12-18-2010 , 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary_Neville
Being transparent has nothing to do with being proud?!
ive got some respect for you in a weird way. atleast you didnt just go make some new screen name like most would have. you're actually owning up to your mistake. obv i wouldnt trust you for ****, but ill give you some credit for being a man about it.
12-18-2010 , 01:13 AM
lol

like a 65/40 something over 27


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG+1: $100.00
UTG+2: $31.10
Hero (MP1): $130.75
MP2: $109.45
CO: $26.50
BTN: $22.60
SB: $175.40
BB: $247.40
UTG: $64.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP1 with 8 8
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.50, 3 folds, SB raises to $10, 1 fold, UTG+1 requests TIME, UTG+1 calls $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

Flop: ($31.00) Q 9 T (3 players)
SB bets $10, UTG+1 requests TIME, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($51.00) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $20, Hero calls $20

River: ($91.00) T (2 players)
SB bets $135.40 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: $91.00
SB shows A 4 (a pair of Tens)
SB wins $88.00
(Rake: $3.00)
12-18-2010 , 01:26 AM
looks like he crushed you sir
12-18-2010 , 07:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChoiceAsBro
Quick check up please. Fold standard here? Raise the flop?

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BB: $594.65
UTG: $344.45
UTG+1: $572.40
UTG+2: $173.00
MP1: $608.80
MP2: $268.05
Hero (CO): $247.45
BTN: $80.50
SB: $164.20

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $6, 2 folds, MP2 calls $6, Hero calls $6, 3 folds

Flop: ($21.00) K 9 Q (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets $14, Hero calls $14, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($49.00) A (2 players)
MP2 bets $32, Hero folds

Final Pot: $49.00
MP2 wins $46.55
(Rake: $2.45)
WTF, don't fold turn. Unless he runs like 7/2, he obviously barrels with worse.
12-18-2010 , 09:21 AM
I know this has prolly been asked before, but I'm just curious what you guys think is a standard hourly in rakeback when 4 tabling rush 100? I'm assuming its below $15 per hour but not sure. Thanks
12-18-2010 , 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xplore111
i can't tell if this is a joke or not
??? Just buy a deck, counts the queens, and u'll know....
Amazing.
12-18-2010 , 11:15 AM
CAB, I think I call turn and evaluate (depends on villain tho)

Xplore, I can't tell who the fish is on that hand. :-)

Gary, people are going to think you are a douche for a looong time. But over time people seem to have forgiven Vick, Clinton, etc. So hang in there.
12-18-2010 , 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by journeyman54
I know this has prolly been asked before, but I'm just curious what you guys think is a standard hourly in rakeback when 4 tabling rush 100? I'm assuming its below $15 per hour but not sure. Thanks
I get about $14/hr
12-18-2010 , 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jij452
2 outers ???? ; for your information, there are 4 Queens and 4 kings in the deck....
This was your response to RE getting his OP AI against a dominated OP and the guy hits a set on the river. This is a 2 outer, because the villain has QQ/KK and hits the 2 cards in the deck to make him WA of the OP that was previously dominating him.

So you say 2 outers? Then reference some ******ed fact that their are (OMG THIS IS THE CRAZY PART) 4 Kings AND 4 Queens before the hands are dealt!!! Which is obviously completely useless and implied that the hand has been dealt etc


Quote:
Originally Posted by jij452
??? Just buy a deck, counts the queens, and u'll know....
Amazing.




Quote:
Originally Posted by DoubleFly
Xplore, I can't tell who the fish is on that hand. :-)
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12-18-2010 , 02:27 PM
Xplore, just out of curiosity, but have you ever had your IQ baselined against a turnip?

If not, would like to put $10 on the turnip.
12-18-2010 , 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
Xplore, just out of curiosity, but have you ever had your IQ baselined against a turnip?

If not, would like to put $10 on the turnip.
So clearly I missed the joke
12-18-2010 , 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xplore111
This was your response to RE getting his OP AI against a dominated OP and the guy hits a set on the river. This is a 2 outer, because the villain has QQ/KK and hits the 2 cards in the deck to make him WA of the OP that was previously dominating him.

So you say 2 outers? Then reference some ******ed fact that their are (OMG THIS IS THE CRAZY PART) 4 Kings AND 4 Queens before the hands are dealt!!! Which is obviously completely useless and implied that the hand has been dealt etc










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12-18-2010 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by citizenwind
HOW DO I POST BOOBIES I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE
find desired boobie pic on interweb. take polaroid camera and take picture of boobie image on ur monitor. send polaroid picture through US mail to 2p2 headquarters attn: skalansky. when he receives it he will scan ur polaroid and then upload it to the 2p2 rush regs thread. should take about 2 weeks.

while u are waiting for pic to appear take a few seconds to turn off ur Caps Lock.
12-18-2010 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by porkroll
find desired boobie pic on interweb. take polaroid camera and take picture of boobie image on ur monitor. send polaroid picture through US mail to 2p2 headquarters attn: skalansky. when he receives it he will scan ur polaroid and then upload it to the 2p2 rush regs thread. should take about 2 weeks.

while u are waiting for pic to appear take a few seconds to turn off ur Caps Lock.
lmao solid
12-18-2010 , 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by porkroll
find desired boobie pic on interweb. take polaroid camera and take picture of boobie image on ur monitor. send polaroid picture through US mail to 2p2 headquarters attn: skalansky. when he receives it he will scan ur polaroid and then upload it to the 2p2 rush regs thread. should take about 2 weeks.

while u are waiting for pic to appear take a few seconds to turn off ur Caps Lock.
+2 so much win.
12-18-2010 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER
Quote:
Originally Posted by porkroll
find desired boobie pic on interweb. take polaroid camera and take picture of boobie image on ur monitor. send polaroid picture through US mail to 2p2 headquarters attn: skalansky. when he receives it he will scan ur polaroid and then upload it to the 2p2 rush regs thread. should take about 2 weeks.

while u are waiting for pic to appear take a few seconds to turn off ur Caps Lock.
Im not sure which made me laugh more. Lot of win on this page.

      
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