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12-02-2010 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by MaliceUW
for some reason my rush hud is only working on 200nl, not 400nl...anyone know why? I'll ship some monies or something if you can tell me how to fix it =/
if you haven't figured this out yet, you can pm me your aim/skype and I can help you fix it.

go to do something really quick though, will be back in 10-15
12-02-2010 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by luvinurmoney
Ok first of all this thread is not called "Hey guise let's post the most ******ed hh's ever w/o tits".
Second of all, wtf is everyone doing giving advice to a f**king shortstacker? The way I see it is, he is not a human and is ruining our winrate by not letting us play in as many pots with fish as we should, so I don't understand why you guys are ******ed enough to give him advice?

I thought this thread had a lot of potential to go somewhere but now I kinda of don't see a point in reading this thread anymore since so much ******ed stuff gets posted.
I, for one, am not interested. Farewell!
12-02-2010 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by porkroll


<3 this
12-02-2010 , 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porkroll
hey guys...can u give me some advice so that i can tell u each to stfu...thnx.
Exactly. It's like nslosh's short-stacking cousin registered.
12-02-2010 , 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luvinurmoney
if you haven't figured this out yet, you can pm me your aim/skype and I can help you fix it.

go to do something really quick though, will be back in 10-15
pm'ed
12-02-2010 , 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by speedle
I, for one, am not interested. Farewell!
not interested in what?
12-02-2010 , 06:34 PM
I hate myself every time I decide to look at this thread.
12-02-2010 , 07:12 PM
Hey, I'm a 6m reg but I'm adding tables of FR to my grind. Would someone mind telling me what "normal" stats people run?

What's considered a nit, what's considered a LAG?

Thanks!
12-02-2010 , 07:15 PM
nit = 8/6
LAG = 10/8
hyper LAG = 13/11
12-02-2010 , 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
Potential rush week pool for sexiest (or dirtiest) BB swing? Graph must show legit valley/mountain formation. Swing based oin adjacent peak/valley and not an overall peak/valley wager.

Keep side bet friendly since cheating too easy and do it on honor system. Would suggest $5/per person winner take all?

Note: I have roughly 0 chance of winning this (I plan on playing bare min to qual for gold promo) but thought it could reduce some pain and would gladly donate.

12-02-2010 , 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NL__Fool
8ptbb,
Holy 5h17

Do you stake higher than 400nl?
12-02-2010 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by slowlane123
Holy 5h17

Do you stake higher than 400nl?
If I could win at 8ptbb at 400 Rush I wouldn't bother with staking, coaching or going outside for a few years.

I don't stake anymore:

Last edited by NL__Fool; 12-02-2010 at 08:07 PM.
12-02-2010 , 07:48 PM
lol
12-02-2010 , 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NL__Fool
If I could win at 8ptbb at 400 Rush I wouldn't bother with staking, coaching or going outside for a few years.

I don't stake anymore:
Hehe

Was kinda hoping I could level you into backrevealing

Fail
12-02-2010 , 09:08 PM
std

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

CO: $392.00
BTN: $160.00
SB: $552.50
BB: $1288.10
Hero (UTG): $402.00
UTG+1: $428.50
UTG+2: $136.40
MP1: $300.70
MP2: $619.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is UTG with 5 5
Hero raises to $12, 3 folds, MP2 calls $12, 4 folds

Flop: ($30.00) J 4 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, MP2 calls $20

Turn: ($70.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $48, MP2 calls $48

River: ($166.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $83, MP2 requests TIME, MP2 raises to $166, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $322 all in, MP2 calls $156

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $810.00
Hero shows 5d 5h (four of a kind, Fives)
MP2 shows 2s 3s (a straight flush, Five high)
MP2 wins $807.00
(Rake: $3.00)
12-02-2010 , 09:11 PM
at least you got $32 in good
12-02-2010 , 10:01 PM
Ok just threw up 7 times, have a 102 fever, and have to be at work at 5 AM tomorrow.

I guess I must officially bow out of the rush week race

Sigh...I feel like I just lit $125 on fire. But I am seeing 6 tables and I never more than 4 table...not good.
12-02-2010 , 10:10 PM
New biggest pot for me!

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

MP2: $485.00
Hero (CO): $1884.30
BTN: $443.00
SB: $400.00
BB: $127.30
UTG: $702.40
UTG+1: $612.00
UTG+2: $852.40
MP1: $400.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is CO with 9 9
UTG raises to $11, 4 folds, Hero calls $11, 3 folds

Flop: ($28.00) 4 9 J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG raises to $60, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $148, UTG requests TIME, UTG calls $88

Turn: ($324.00) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero checks

River: ($324.00) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $240, UTG raises to $543.40 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $303.40

Final Pot: $1410.80
Hero mucks 9 9
UTG shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
UTG wins $1407.80
(Rake: $3.00)




I already had sick in my mouth when he c/r the flop. From there I think I played it terribly. I was all set to fold the river until I saw that there was 1k in the pot and he was from Taiwan. Asians open 44 utg right? right?

Really not in the mood to make an obligatory HH spoiler but it's a habit in the thread that needs to be reignited.
(Very NSFW at the end)
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
This nudity got an infraction; I am flat out temp banning the next person to post a nude. jesus ****ing christ, you all know this is not allowed.















Last edited by mpethybridge; 12-04-2010 at 01:20 AM.
12-03-2010 , 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by porkroll


where can i find this fight? this is hilarious
12-03-2010 , 12:22 AM
i think i'm in love with eliza dushku, true story
12-03-2010 , 12:44 AM
Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
DukeMuscle (SB): $408.60
gxlobaldominate (BB): $1063.70
mxadrabiddemon (UTG): $488.00
BxRS23 (UTG+1): $400.00
Jxuli-Ho (UTG+2): $630.70
Axston Villa (MP1): $586.50
FxISHYFISH21 (MP2): $799.90
mxoronforce (CO): $143.70
TxurboFish (BTN): $880.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) DukeMuscle is SB with 8 6
6 folds, TxurboFish raises to $12, Hero raises to $40, 1 fold, TxurboFish calls $28

Flop: ($84.00) 2 6 3 (2 players)
DukeMuscle bets $45, TxurboFish raises to $136, DukeMuscle raises to $368.60 all in, TxurboFish calls $232.60

Turn: ($821.20) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($821.20) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

TxurboFish shows J Q (a pair of Sixes)

12-03-2010 , 12:50 AM
made it w 11 mins to spare tonight vizer...improvement
12-03-2010 , 01:48 AM
Where is it that I go to get the doomswitch turned off of my account?
12-03-2010 , 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TheGunslinger
When you hit Post Reply, at the very top it says "The Two Plus Two Hand Converter: Powered by DeucesCracked.com". To the right of this it says "click to expand", with an arrow. Click the arrow and go to town.
oh wow wtf why did no one tell me about this? Been manually converting posts from thehandconverter.com forever didn't realize you could do it right from 2p2...
12-03-2010 , 01:59 AM
7,144 posts zero 2p2 hand conversions

      
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