Anyone else think that they should add an autofold option where you could select junk hands that you wouldn't have to click the fold button. You could spend more time in interesting spots where you could gain an edge rather than folding junk thousands of times a day. Not sure if theres software out there but I wouldn't want to risk loosing my funds anyway. My finger hurts..... I think it would go perfectly with rush and improve the game for players and get the site more rake.

Also anyone else notice 100nl has been super nitty the last few days ?

Kind of makes me want to make a bottomset33 sn.

3rd party soft for auto-folding based on a hand strength is against TOS

I'm pretty certain he wouldn't have paid even if it was shown at the table. So typical for ppl to talk **** on the Internet. But for them to then come in and turn it around is even worse. Still acting like he would have paid if it was shown to him on table. Bleh. And for those who said, the info is only useful if shown real time.....LOL @ you. Why the hell pay 500 when he can just call and get the same info which in your opinion is so valuable for less than half the price.

This. Which goes back to my original point of don't say stuff you don't mean - it only makes you look like a douche.

I just wanted to say that I was typing in chat today, "give you $1 if you sho me" and then noticed I was AI with garbage. It had a happy ending. Nice angle shooting by table ninja. Good to see this thread paying for itself already.

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How do the 7/5 nits make any money? Their RB must be awful too with the recent changes. Can a 7/5 nit please let me know if you are making any decent money? Tables infested with them today.

They're likely happy with $5/hr or something

You are thinking way too far into this. How I am supposed to type a full out contract of what I want from someone in like 20 seconds? I asked him to show me something other then QQ, which I wanted to be shown right then obviously like any other sane person, and he didn't do it so no problem. Had nothing to do with hand reading it was all in good fun and a lot of you are taking this WAY too far. I also had no idea he was a regular on these forums by the way. A buddy of mine told me to check out this thread in which I never read because he posted that.

+1

ok I agree maybe I overreacted in calling him a toolbag, but some of the things he was saying were pissing me off? Once again I didn't know he was a reg, so seein this posted here was very amusing to me. Also, I know its not easy to show your cards at the table, but its just as hard to type over and over to him what I want while playing my other hands as well. He has to hit ctrl M and show cards is all. I gave him a fair shot by timering, this is just a useless convo. was just a random callout for laughs on to be a random player because a friend was at my house damn?


Enough with the angle this and that. You could easily be said to be doing the same thing trying to pull a guilt trip on me for something clearly known to want to be shown at the table. All this stuff is lame as hell I am not argueing over petty things that keep life fun. No hard feelings man NH well played and I couldn't make the call there either way. Was just a well timed shove... see you at the tables for round 2 :-)

why don't you just invent a bot then?

We were in a skype study group together a few months ago. You definitely did know who I was at some point because I remember talking to you about it. Plus, I've been outed on 2p2 for a while now.

There are plenty of things I could pick at and rehash but I really didn't want this so I'm going to leave it at that. Everyone else is welcome to continue the guilt trip angle on my behalf and I shall continue to watch amused.

Man my memory about those skype groups are rather sketchy. One of them there was so many people I have no clue who everyone was. I really didn't know you were a reg on the forums I just know I have seen you at the tables a little bit is all. I don't troll these forums all the time trying to remember who everyone is and things like that. Either way I have gotten a lot of laughs out of this, so def worth it.

Ypky, let it go. Obviously this guy is all talk. But when it comes to putting it on the line, he shrivels up. It's ok not to pay. But at least man up to the fact that u were talking ****. The way you are approaching this is sooo sad.

That's a lot of money in Russia.

I kinda wanna fold. Anyone have thoughts? Villain is aggressive reg. 17/14 w/ 77% flop c-bet

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BB: $486.70
UTG: $406.00
UTG+1: $305.00
UTG+2: $414.00
MP1: $291.00
Hero (MP2): $658.30
CO: $402.00
BTN: $509.50
SB: $345.10

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is MP2 with 8 8
UTG raises to $12, 3 folds, Hero calls $12, 4 folds

Flop: ($30.00) A 8 2 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $20, UTG calls $20

Turn: ($70.00) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $48, UTG calls $48

River: ($166.00) K (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $84, UTG raises to $326 all in, Hero ???

well, you can't buy a good quality jar of mango chutney for that in the UK. Now I want to eat curry.

I call and get shown KK everytime.

if he's been bluff catching you down w/ JJ type hand id be pretty suprised if he decided to turn it into a bluff.

in theory i could see him thinking youd fire 3 streets in this spot and not be able to call his c/r hardly ever, but i just dont think many people have the guts to try to pull that off.

edit: if im on my A game i fold cuz he's got it way more often then he's bluffing or spazzing AK, if im on my B game i call cuz ive got a set and **** him, if im on my C game i fold cuz fml everyone always has a set i cant win. usually im on my B game

great play, sir.


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BB: $135.00
UTG: $114.35
Hero (UTG+1): $154.55
UTG+2: $138.85
MP1: $172.65
MP2: $71.95
CO: $100.00
BTN: $120.10
SB: $100.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with A K
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, UTG+2 calls $3, MP1 calls $3, 4 folds, BB calls $2

Flop: ($12.50) 3 3 A (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $9, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $9, BB folds

Turn: ($30.50) K (2 players)
Hero bets $22, MP1 raises to $160.65 all in, Hero calls $120.55 all in

River: ($315.60) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $315.60
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MP1 shows 4 A (a flush, Ace high)
MP1 wins $312.60
(Rake: $3.00)

I vote that the next person to post a bad beat in this thread gets a 2 day ban.

Because maybe 99% of the time he has QQ so in reality offering $500 to know if he has the nuts or air in this spot only costs you $5 on average whereas a call costs a lot more. That said if his range is 99% QQ I highly doubt knowing what he had is worth $5 to him but I'm not standouts maybe he has a genius reasoning behind it.

Wow, new angle.

New cliffs

Standouts took a sick beat ITT and other dude runs like god.

dont outlevel yourself, his reasoning is "well, since my word counts for ****, I'm freerolling no matter how much I offer because I'm never going to pay"

Wow this is such a standard cooler, GTFO out, we only post nits flopping sets in 4b pots in this topic