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Originally Posted by offTopic
I guess I've taken a major hiatus without even realizing it (kind of like poker). Went out to Shoreline in Mountain View yesterday (thus missing the end of the Ryder Cup) and had the following sequence on 9-10-11:
9: Hit drive, ball lands in huge pool of goose crap, don't finish hole
10: Drive into trees into goose crap, punch out getting goose crap on my shirt, approach in water (at least ball is clean now), drop into goose crap, approach in water (clean ball again), drop just avoiding goose crap, hit green, 3-putt through more goose crap for 10.
11: Draw an 8-iron into a stiff headwind about 15' past the pin (25' if the goose crap hadn't stopped it on a par-3. Roll in birdie putt. threw disgusting goose crap covered ball into garbage can
Golf is stupid.
fyp and will never play that course again in my life