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05-14-2013 , 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by tzwien
Most guys who have a hot wife that puts out whenever they want a piece and is great at it don't actively pursue Perkins waitresses.
Hey man he felt entitled.
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05-14-2013 , 03:14 PM
I don't think cheating has anything to do with how hot your wife is or isn't.
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05-14-2013 , 03:36 PM
Exactly. Do you mean to tell me a prime Elizabeth Hurley was not good in the sack? How hard is it to be good in the sack when you've got that body?

Hugh slummed with a $10 crack whore.
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05-14-2013 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by UCBananaboy
I don't think cheating has anything to do with how hot your wife is or isn't.
Hugh Grant pretty much proved that theory.
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05-14-2013 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TimTimSalabim
Hugh Grant pretty much proved that theory.
agreed we all shaked our heads at that one
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05-14-2013 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by tzwien
Most guys who have a hot wife that puts out whenever they want a piece and is great at it don't actively pursue Perkins waitresses.
You have to stop thinking of the woman as a "Perkins waitress" and start understanding that guys in a randy mood looking to jump off aren't analyzing the woman's career choice.

Again, men aren't immune to the idea of cheating because they're getting it good already at home.
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05-14-2013 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tzwien
Most guys who have a hot wife that puts out whenever they want a piece and is great at it don't actively pursue Perkins waitresses.
You clearly know very little about human sexuality. The best research puts make infidelity rates at between 15-30%.

Infidelity has nothing to do with the primary mates physical looks and little to do with thier libido. .

The fact that a billionaire, highly attractive, world famous athlete, 30-something man is sleeping around is as predicable and shocking as a coin flip coming up heads.
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05-14-2013 , 09:18 PM
Like Dave Chappelle said,

"It's not you vs that girl...it's you versus EVERY girl"
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05-14-2013 , 09:21 PM
^^^^ This.

Nobody ever held infidelity against any other pro athlete, many of whom were at or near Tiger's lofty status. Ali, Bryant, Tyson, Mantle, ARod, etc etc etc.
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05-14-2013 , 09:22 PM
well that waitress is a lil bit too much but the thrill prob gets addicted
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05-14-2013 , 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
You clearly know very little about human sexuality. The best research puts make infidelity rates at between 15-30%.

Infidelity has nothing to do with the primary mates physical looks and little to do with thier libido.
And you think of those 15-30% that their wife at home is putting out as much as their male libido dictates? I think libido plays a major role. Another major role is males getting progressively more desensitized the more they have sex with the same partner.

So maybe Elin was doing Tiger 24/7 and Tiger finally had to start looking elsewhere to satisfy his GOAT needs.
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05-14-2013 , 10:39 PM
Clearly she either wasn't satisfying him at all or they were ****ing 24/7. No way could there have been a middle ground.

In either case it's important that we assign the character flaw to Elin and not to Tiger. She's not even good at golf ffs!
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05-14-2013 , 11:11 PM
The male evolutionary optial fitness strategy is to sleep with as many females as possible. Now it's not that simple, monogamy evolves for a variety of reasons and has certainly evolved to a fair extent in humans, but from a male biological standpoint there doesn't have to be a reason more specific than "Tiger wanted to sleep with a bunch of women." There's no reason that "Elin satisfied Tiger sexually" and "Tiger wanted to sleep with a bunch of women" can't both be true. But, I tend to see things from a biological point of view rather than a sociological/psychological one.
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05-14-2013 , 11:12 PM
Tzwein,

I feel awful for your present/future female companions.
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05-14-2013 , 11:28 PM
I feel awful for those stuck with companions. Just another reason Tiger is GOAT for playing the field.
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05-15-2013 , 09:22 AM
As a side note, I always wonder what percentage of athlete's wives know they cheat and just accept it as a price to pay for the lifestyle they live (and how many also just try to play dumb and act like they don't know it happens).

It'd also be interesting to see infidelity rates from all the Professional sports. Golfers are probably lower in frequency, largely because many of the spouses travel with their husbands.

Reminds me of two funny stories:

1. Cart girl I worked with back in the early 2000s hooked up with Adam Scott during the Memorial Tourney in Columbus (she was at Ohio State). He texts her every year that the event comes in town.

2. Kid I know interned for a NBA team. One of the players specifically tells him "these are my two phones. This one NEVER leaves my locker unless we're on a road trip."
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05-15-2013 , 09:59 AM
Another story I coached ladies soccer and these girls were crude as heck at practice. We are doing a passing drill in a circle and the one girl blurts out "guess who I bagged last night" She than told the gals she had slept with a Star Edmonton Oiler. I said but he is engaged and she says what do I care I bagged Dougy Weight. Girls are high fiving her.

Woman will cheat just as much as men. They cheat because its stale or their not getting something.
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05-15-2013 , 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by lozen
Another story I coached ladies soccer and these girls were crude as heck at practice. We are doing a passing drill in a circle and the one girl blurts out "guess who I bagged last night" She than told the gals she had slept with a Star Edmonton Oiler. I said but he is engaged and she says what do I care I bagged Dougy Weight. Girls are high fiving her.

Woman will cheat just as much as men. They cheat because its stale or their not getting something.
What does this have to do with cheating on her part? Unless there was a boyfriend/fiancee/husband you left out of the story?
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05-15-2013 , 10:58 AM
Wtf are yall talking about.
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05-15-2013 , 11:01 AM
Where is the tour this week?
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05-15-2013 , 11:11 AM
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Where is the tour this week?
Dallas
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05-15-2013 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by tzwien
I feel awful for those stuck with companions. Just another reason Tiger is GOAT for playing the field.
You said like a day ago that "Tiger settled down with Vonn". Now you are saying he's GOAT for playing the field.

This must be causing some terrible dissonance within you. Hope you work it out such that the result can't be anything other than pro-TIGAHHHH
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05-15-2013 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by lozen
Another story I coached ladies soccer and these girls were crude as heck at practice. We are doing a passing drill in a circle and the one girl blurts out "guess who I bagged last night" She than told the gals she had slept with a Star Edmonton Oiler. I said but he is engaged and she says what do I care I bagged Dougy Weight. Girls are high fiving her.

Woman will cheat just as much as men. They cheat because its stale or their not getting something.
Reminds me of a friend who started a limo service several years ago. He said after driving for several bachelorette parties and listening to some of the conversations his trust in women went way way down.
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05-15-2013 , 01:23 PM
Please tell us the stories.
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05-15-2013 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
You said like a day ago that "Tiger settled down with Vonn". Now you are saying he's GOAT for playing the field.

This must be causing some terrible dissonance within you. Hope you work it out such that the result can't be anything other than pro-TIGAHHHH
I'm conflicted. I meant he was the GOAT for playing the field. Now he's behind Derek Jeter. But he's winning so much now that I overlook his decision to get in another relationship. Sadly now he's just the GOAT of golf. His sexual prowess is being restrained.
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