Played my member guest the last two days and my guest did 2 things today I have never seen before. On day 1 he was putting terrible on the greens, but doing very well putting from off the green, sometimes from way way off the green because he was afraid to chip. So today he put his old putter back in the bag to use on the greens, but kept the other putter for putting when off the green. On the first hole he is short of the green and instead of taking a wedge and a putter he takes 2 putters. He puts the first one close and then uses the other putter to save par. I've never seen someone use two different putters on the same hole, let alone do it to get up and down.
Later in the day he hits one way left off the tee and drills a house. A lady pokes her head out and yells something at him, and then goes bag inside. He's super upset because this lady is mad at him and he may have done damage to the house. He tees up another one and then proceeds to hit the same house again. He starts freaking out and I'm laughing hysterically. He gives me this pissed off look and says this isn't funny that lady is really pissed off, and all I could get out was "I'm trying not to laugh but I can't...."
Fortunately the lady didn't come back out again. The cart girl was coming up and saw the second shot and said it bounced off the roof back into play and told us what bush it was by. His ball was in deep crap and he tried to chop it out. The chef's kiss part of the hole was he then shanks it and hits our cart. I told him I'm giving you the hook and you need to pick it up.