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Originally Posted by golfnpoker
A rod write the script.
Setting: Friday evening, the 3 are inexplicably rooming together at some condo near their tour stop. It's sundown and a bit of a drizzle outside. There is a bearskin rug on the floor and a fire in the fireplace. The "O'Reilly Factor" can be faintly heard throughout the open floor plan, the sounds of GOP-brewhaha echo off the wood flooring. The dead bear on the floor does its best to absorb the non-romantic voice. But it does about as well as it did against the fatal rifleman circa bear season 2011.
Paula enters the kitchen with an apron on and is mixing some cupcake batter. When I said apron I meant apron and nothing else other than some tight white panties. She turns a bit and sideboob is visible. This is when you know the movie will be good, despite the complete lack of bassline groove. Her hair is in a ponytail and she looks a bit forlorn, after shooting a 74 and missing the cut.
Enter Sandra Gal:
"Hello Paula! I shoot 68, yes? Please to be making me how you say celebratory cupcake, no?", beams the buxom Bavarian.
"Hey, Sandy. Sure, I will make you some. You played great today and I loved your tight white pants. You're so tall and awesome.", says the 2010 US LOL Female Open champ.
"You are very tall, too, no?", replies Sandra.
"I guess so.. hey look at you, girl, you got all wet in the rain. Let's get you out of that shirt before you catch a cold. You got a tournament to win, sweetheart.", directs Paula, while brushing Ms. Gal's hair off her shoulder.
"Oh, yes, danke.", says the appetizing aryan.
Moments later Aza Munoz enters the condo, right at the moment Paula Creamer is lifting Sandra Gal's shirt off.
"Aye, Dios Mio!" says the shocked Spaniard, before cracking a coy smile. "Ay, aye, aye, me encanta!
Then the 3 of them fist eachother, but not before turning the TV off. After that, Paula finishes the cupcakes, and Sandra goes on to T5, while Aza plays valiantly but WDs on Sunday hole 6 with "a prolem ehhh, walking". Paula's fist is a bit manly, fwiw. It was a memorable weekend for the tasty trifecta. Ms. Gal finally said "auf wiedersehen" to her anal fistginity.
Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 03-22-2014 at 01:19 AM.