Dustin Johnson - Rut Roh - Page 4 - Golf and Golf Tournament Forum

Two Plus Two Forums Sports and Games Golf

Dustin Johnson - Rut Roh

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 4 of 9

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Page 4 of 9

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

08-01-2014 , 03:35 PM

#76

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

He's such a tool. I know him personally. He sold me fake extacy once a long time ago. And I banged his sister. Can't say I'm not laughing a little on the inside at him being so stupid.

if ever there was a time to post pics...

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:36 PM

#77

UCBananaboy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,171

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyB66

Also, mentioned that's why he was wearing long sleeves at the BMW.

In reference to Rory.

Heh NFW if true. Wow

This is why we need more NVG from PGA Tour from those of you "in the know."

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:36 PM

#78

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Pretty damn sleazy to bang the wives of what amounts to a co-worker. Also, pretty despicable of the wives (and DJ of course) to cheat period, but especially to do so with one of their husband's peers.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:36 PM

#79

Spottswoode

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

if ever there was a time to post pics...

what if she has the same soul patch as DJ?

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:38 PM

#80

EddyB66

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,790

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

I mean I get it if you are a factory worker who hasn't gotten laid in 3 years and you finally have a shot, but christ if you are a celebrity athlete, do you really need to go after your coworkers wife? There are millions of single girls ready to throw themselves at you. Really weird.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:42 PM

#81

DrOldSchool2

veteran

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,536

Busted Coverage got a vague interview with Allie MacKenzie about their alleged hook-up. Says there's a rumor he tapped a nanny of a PGA pro too. Wayne Gretzky's gonna stab him with his skate.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:48 PM

#82

BreakYaNeck

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 8,186

David Zoller ‏@DavidZollerNBC 3m
Reports coming through that Dustin Johnson has quit golf indefinitely. #golf

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:54 PM

#83

DisGunBGud

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 23,708

This thread just keeps getting better and better, my god!

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:56 PM

#84

UCBananaboy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,171

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyB66

Yeah, I wonder this too. Why **** where you eat (is that the saying?)?

Same goes for these women. Granted, I don't really know the mentality / motives of people generally cheating, but why wouldn't they just find some other guy who ISN'T a PGA TOUR player? Maybe the convenience of them always being in the same town where a tournament is played or something?

Quote

08-01-2014 , 03:57 PM

#85

Tom Ames

Thinks outside the bots

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 48,546

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

Dustin Johnson: The Beacon of Good Judgment

Quote:

Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

David Zoller ‏@DavidZollerNBC 3m
Reports coming through that Dustin Johnson has quit golf indefinitely. #golf

lol. About what you'd expect from a pissed-off dumbass. Has as much likelihood of happening as Phil's "threatening to quit" due to high taxex.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:00 PM

#86

Tom Ames

Thinks outside the bots

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 48,546

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCBananaboy

Yeah, but I'd guess it isn't that rare. I recall a report 10-15 years ago where Couples physically carried Billy Ray Brown's wife out of a bar and back to BRB's room to keep her from hooking up with some other player.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:02 PM

#87

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,360

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

Yep. If he had any class he would have stuck to washed-up porn stars and Perkins waitresses.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:06 PM

#88

KrazyKris

GOAT PEEHS Drehpehs

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 14,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

Yep. If he had any class he would have stuck to washed-up porn stars and Perkins waitresses.

Don't forget Natalie Gulbis!

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:06 PM

#89

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,368

Lol - and suddenly Tiger is looking like one of the more reserved guys when it comes to sex on tour.

Man, I hope the Rory and glass-table story is true

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCBananaboy

Same goes for these women. Granted, I don't really know the mentality / motives of people generally cheating, but why wouldn't they just find some other guy who ISN'T a PGA TOUR player? Maybe the convenience of them always being in the same town where a tournament is played or something?

I guess it makes sense to do someone who won't go around bragging about having nailed a pga-tour wife.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:06 PM

#90

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Ames

is that how Freddie hurt his back initially?

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:09 PM

#91

DWetzel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 42,349

On the plus side, the Dustin Johnson/Will Mackenzie/Jimmy Walker pairing at the US Open next year should be awesome.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:16 PM

#92

Spottswoode

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everlastrr

Thread needed some pics.

Walker's wife is pretty minxy.

She looks like a rectangle

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:20 PM

#93

DisGunBGud

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 23,708

Tiger gonna read all these stories and get his mojo back

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:24 PM

#94

Wondercall

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,270

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spottswoode

She looks like a rectangle

LOL this is good.

A+ thread.

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:28 PM

#95

ArcticKnight

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 21,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazyKris

Apparently, Jimmy Walker's was the other.

I loved him on "Good Times"

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:28 PM

#96

ship---this

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,288

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spottswoode

She looks like a man-rectangle

FYP

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:29 PM

#97

EddyB66

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,790

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWetzel

On the plus side, the Dustin Johnson/Will Mackenzie/Jimmy Walker pairing at the US Open next year should be awesome.

Lol

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:31 PM

#98

ArcticKnight

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 21,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

David Zoller ‏@DavidZollerNBC 3m
Reports coming through that Dustin Johnson has quit golf indefinitely. #golf

Whatever. I quit golf indefinitely 15 times.......lol

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:32 PM

#99

DWetzel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 42,349

I quit golf indefinitely twice in the same round once

Quote

08-01-2014 , 04:37 PM

#100

golfnpoker

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,160

Antiquated PGA drug policy is antiquated. Weed BFD

cocaine being water soluble means he was extremely unlucky the two times he did coke or he snorts a lot. It's water soluble takes three days not using at the most to test clean.

What's really wrong is banging a co-workers wife.

Tiger now on Ryder Cup.

Quote

Page 4 of 9

First

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 4 of 9

First

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Last