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Old 06-17-2017, 05:22 PM   #126
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Re: The 117th United States Golfing Open - Erin Hills

8' for history.
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Old 06-17-2017, 05:29 PM   #127
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9 birdies and an eagle seems like a good round at a US Open
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Old 06-17-2017, 05:31 PM   #128
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resort course for US Open, embarrassing
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Old 06-17-2017, 05:34 PM   #129
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63 strokes over 7818 yards. The mind boggles.
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Old 06-17-2017, 05:35 PM   #130
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Na bitches and usga goes "hey - let's make the us open the easiest course of the season instead of the hardest! That would rule!!

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Old 06-17-2017, 05:37 PM   #131
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Na bitches and usga goes "hey - let's make the us open the easiest course of the season instead of the hardest! That would rule!!

FU.
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Old 06-17-2017, 05:39 PM   #132
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resort course for US Open, embarrassing
Yeah they have been saying that about Oakmont for 46 years.
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:26 PM   #133
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This John Deere Classic is embarrasing. Whoever wins should have an asterisk next to their name.

*Not a real major champion
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:30 PM   #134
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The only thing that could salvage this U.S. open would be for like 5 guys to break Johnny Miller's record tomorrow so we never have to hear about his final round 63 again.
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:34 PM   #135
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Need 30 mph winds tomorrow. Maybe some alligators.
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:37 PM   #136
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The greens at my home course were like 3x firmer, and slicker than these greens are today. Pretty easy to score if you can hit it straight in no wind conditions, and stop the ball right on the pitch mark on every hole.
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:39 PM   #137
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The mix of up-and-coming players and established vets at the top of the leaderboard has me thinking that this tournament will not only give viewers the chance to see the PGA Tour's next Charley Hoffman, but Charley Hoffman as well.
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:43 PM   #138
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:57 PM   #139
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Could that white dress of Holly's be any tighter and accentuate her curves more?
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:01 PM   #140
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Not unless she strips naked and you have a can of white paint and a roller. Even then, not so sure.
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:10 PM   #141
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Awesome. Look up Elks career stats. Have another cocktail Elk...sheesh.
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:11 PM   #142
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*super casual thought*

I mean, now you have a super long course where the ball doesn't move when it hits the ground. This might take a while.
Yea, as the best single round in US Open history is shattered...lol
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:13 PM   #143
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If an amateur wins this, does he get the prize money?
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:14 PM   #144
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This John Deere Classic is embarrasing. Whoever wins should have an asterisk next to their name.

*Not a real major champion
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Old 06-17-2017, 09:09 PM   #145
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Johnny Miller just blasted the 9 under round.

Erin Hills is not Oakmont
50 yard fairways are not 25 to 29 yard wide fairways.
Erin Hills is setup like a regular PGA tour event.

Note: if these fairways were 25 yards wide, even with the soft conditions and no wind, what would the low score be right now?

SO GOOOOD
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Old 06-17-2017, 09:42 PM   #146
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They just showed a graphic of lowest US open scores thru 54 holes, Rory at congressional was the lowest at -14, the next four guys were all from this year.
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Old 06-17-2017, 09:48 PM   #147
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Justin Thomas may now be my favorite golfer

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Old 06-17-2017, 09:49 PM   #148
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On a positive note, thanks to Trump getting elected, this years US Open is only the second most embarrassing thing to happen in the US in the past 12 months.
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Old 06-18-2017, 09:42 AM   #149
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from what we can see on the set of " Live from...", the wind is whipping today. let's see how many 63s and 65s are fired today. this is the way the USGA envisioned this tournament/course.
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Old 06-18-2017, 12:07 PM   #150
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This is gonna be fun now.
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