Tupac was the only presidential candidate that represented my views decently (require a public high school class taught on scams for example), though id like to see anyone but hilary in office, which will hopefully rock the boat

so will someone please tell me why he writes 'robbed at birth with a measly 5"er..."

what does he mean by that? (assuming theFly wont actually respond bc hes just too selfish and prefers talking **** instead)

hes admitting i was robbed, or hes engaging in a slight satiracal farce almost trolling me bc i was not robbed? clearly i was, so.... i think hes saying im NOT actually robbed bc it would make his point about wanting free chit for no reason like bernie haters say his social programs would do?

ladies and gentleman, are we dealing with a republican?

halllp meh, tell me MOARRR of the truth

@YellowFever ya ive got a solid 8.5 (slightly worn out **** tho) dating site girl (one of my hottest non pros) who i banged for about 10 hours (multiple 1.5 horu **** sessions) last week and i just banged a ****ing 6.0 just for the ****ing NOVELTY, need different pussy

my dream life WRT to thai chiks is to have a GF and get lots of unique side action

buuut im sure i just simply smoke too much 'good herb' [bob marley said herb heals] to even feign caring about another human being after i cum, as would have to happen in an LTR, that just sounds ****ing annoying to me, but its free consistent pussy so its obv got tradeoffs

also i think it bothers me knowing im not the best sex the chicks had bc i usually go after the most HOTTEST AND SLUTTIEST chicks in the country, meaning they prefer 9 to 5, so i have zero emotional connection to an alpha widow thats been pumped and dump more than i could imagine

learning thai in bkk sounds good bc of the insane pussy, but **** all i hate that high traffic city, smoggy year round

Ive figured this out

I'm unhappy

dong size is the only problem

im not getting laid as much as i could be, should be, and will be, that will probably make me happier

im banging true 8s and 9s which is a dream cum tru, but ill go over a week or 2 wo banging a solid 8.4 and thats gotta change

I believe BGP is referring to delusions of grandeur...

I think BGP should give Swimmin an undertitle: Dong Scholar

If I had to guess between Trump and Sanders which of them was more likely to have insecurities about their penis size, I'd snap guess Trump. And I'd be pretty confident I was right.

Also lol if you actually think Trump, Cruz or Clinton would be better for the country than Sanders. Doesn't matter if he ain't perfect he's the only serious candidate running who could possibly leave the U.S. in better shape 4-8 years from now than it is in right now. All the others would leave office having made the country at best marginally worse, if not significantly worse.

They all have micros. We haven't had a big dong in office since Bill.
Swimming,
Please advise president dick size to economic success for the last 30 years or so.

How about Nixon.

I don't know how big or small he was, but he was certainly a dick.

i saw less then 10 girls in 2 months that i would rate 8s or 9s in thailand

swimmmin is banging that quality on the regular

damn chiang mai must be nice

You would of seen alot of 9s if you walk around Siam Paragon and Central World mall on the weekend. All over the place. I'm guessing your malling didnt take you to Siam malls. Not that any of the hisos there would be going for the piece of paper anyways though.

emporium and terminal 21 have a no 9s allowed policy?

i was out and about for hours every day for 2 months, pretty sure i have a good grasp of what the girls in thailand look like

Term 21 doesnt have that hot of Thai girls. Youll see a few but its not the same quality as the other malls. Its better then like central ladprao or something but you dont get many of the top notch hiso girls here. Emporium/Emquartier usually is solid but not as good as the Siam malls. When Emquartier first opened last year it was packed with hiso hotties though. MBK is complete balls for Thai girls as well the hisos dont go there. Central embassy can get some banging girls for sure worth checking it out not as busy as the other malls. For whatever reasons paragon seems to get the hottest Thai girls on a consistent basis. Central world would be 2nd even even though its right next to paragon seems like paragon still is a notch above central world. I spend most my weekends at malls in Thailand eating/movies/shopping with the GF so have a good grasp on this.

you also probably find thai girls more attractive then i do

Most likely i dont find Phils girls attractive at all. I like the light skinned Thai Chinese girls alot which you'll find at the nicer malls. I also like the taller dark skin Isaan girls. Not really into the short dark skin big nosed Isaan girls though. Thai girls come in diff variations so should be at least a style you like of them.

Aweosome to hear man, im 30ish and would have preferred coming here straight out of high school!

Question though, Ive worked really hard and sacrificed 30 years of blood sweat and tears to be where im at today, but i only have one apspect of life holding me back, my below average 5.8 x 5.3 inch D size, every woman calls it smaller than avearge/small, and i can feel their pussies have much more room in them and are used to a bigger sized D so i feel less friction/sensation/pleasure than most guys, so i pay the same outlay but get less reward so its upsetting i get less value/penetration/meaning/pleasure from sex, it makes me want to be asexual so im not getting pimped out/raw deal on the sexual experience/transaction, can you please advise? I love women and enjoy banging even worn out slags but faaack i feel bad and unhappy much of the time

Is swimming posting anything worth reading?

spammed women i have a big dick and got 20 wanting to meet me up immediately, had 1 cum over last night, having another set up for tonight after midnight lolol, last nights chick REEKED of alcohol lol it means i have all night before midnightish to score another chick

im using fake pics and say i have a big dick (sporting a healthy 5.8 x 5.3 dick to do my best beating it up)

not one chick has said a word about either(sample size over 10 w fake pics), like they didnt even notice or care

read a TR on another forum about a hooker freaking out at a guy's size, and refusing to bang once in the room, he had to resort to a HJ

so there's that

I find the kamagra to be very beneficial. Go for younger girls? This 22 thai/indian girl im seeing is tight as all hell.

Confirmed, all thai girls are monkeys.

Swimming make money and no girl will give a **** about your cock.

The thread has nearly reached 1,500 posts and Swimmin is still in the exact same situation except for 0.05 inches.

Pretty sure I found Swimmin on 9gag

http://9gag.com/gag/aBY4yMz?ref=android

needs 1000x more barely coherent crazy to be Swimmin