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Old 02-13-2016, 02:31 PM   #126
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great thread bluegrass well done
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Old 02-13-2016, 02:33 PM   #127
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Saves the micro peen and asexual tripe from cluttering up the Thai thread.
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Old 02-13-2016, 02:46 PM   #128
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Silver lingings inlcude but are not limited too;

Spooning

massages

back scratched

feet tickled

back scrubbed in shower

sexual relief on tap (unless you have a fridged gf then wtf anyway)

cleaned house/room/cloths/dishes bedding etc.

meals cooked

shopping done

Mundane chores done, such as calling true to find out when the repair man is coming, for example or going to buy snacks, or meds from the pharmacy when you have a ragging hangover

someone to hang out with rather than going to the cinema or sushi buffet alone or with male friends (i.e homosexual behavior)

Drive you around when you're drunk as ****.

Longer term benefits;

Bare and rear offspring.
Meals cook is always nice. Spooning and sexual too, but those get old fast always with the same partner.
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Old 02-13-2016, 02:48 PM   #129
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Thats why god invented whores.
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Old 02-13-2016, 02:53 PM   #130
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Isn't cheating on your wife against all the marriage and god principle?
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:00 PM   #131
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Depends on your god.
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:04 PM   #132
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My higher power says cheating ok as long as their hotter then my gf or I'm drunk.
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:06 PM   #133
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My higher power says cheating ok as long as their hotter then my gf or I'm drunk.
Amen!
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:25 PM   #134
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All the silver linings listed by Pooter except maybe raising own offspring* can be done by hiring professional workers, which is possibly cheaper (in terms of money or emotions spent or time stolen from poker grind hours) than gf maintenance.

* That said, those who care about leaving their mark can donate semen anonymously, it's so much cheaper as well.
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:32 PM   #135
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professional workers are more expensive in some country
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:39 PM   #136
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We're talking about ****ty countries here, like Thailand, Phils, Cambodia, Belarus, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Bolivia and so on. I.e. ones where an expat from the first world would hate to pick a wife but can easily afford said services.
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:41 PM   #137
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We're talking about ****ty countries here, like Thailand, Phils, Cambodia, Belarus, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Bolivia and so on. I.e. ones where one would hate to pick a wife but can easily afford said services.
than i'd say that your premise is right
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:43 PM   #138
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True dat ****, but i guess it is easier to have it all on hand whenever you need it.

Having a gf is basically having a worker on hand at all times without the need/hassle of booking in multiple workers for the myriad of chores they undertake at the drop of a hat.

Of course you being asexaul just can not grasp the extra added attraction/connection bonus.

Like how normal men can't understand why you don't have sexual desires for females at all times.

It's horses for courses my friend.
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:49 PM   #139
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I can imagine emotional connection being a bonus, but I can't believe that 99% of people settle for barely compatible partners just for the sake of being with someone.

It's not that I have the attachment mechanism disabled totally, it's just that 7 billion are too few, a person with whom I'd feel comfortable living hasn't been born.
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Old 02-13-2016, 03:55 PM   #140
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So that means you're an 'asexual' that fapps and is super fussy about who he would get emotionally attached too but would if the, all be it ultra rare person came along.

Not very asexual imo
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Old 02-13-2016, 04:04 PM   #141
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'Extremely celibate romantically and sexually' is a more accurate description of me, but as said, that person is such an ultra rare unicorn that they likely don't exist at all, so for all practical purposes, I'm indistinguishable from an aromantic asexual. Maybe 'fictoromantic' is the right term, though I don't even have fantasies about existing fictional characters and haven't bothered to design an ideal character on my own.

Anyway, my intimate fantasies never revolve around genitals, they're more like having abstract fun under a blanket, more like playing blindfold blitz chess or whatever enjoyable intellectual game, or eating cake together, than an actual physical contact.

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Old 02-13-2016, 04:06 PM   #142
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So when you fapp is it to straight or gay porn?

I'd say you are nothing more than a OCD fussy as **** bi-sexual who feels more at ease with himself proclaiming to be an 'asexual'.
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Old 02-13-2016, 04:15 PM   #143
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It's well know that most people are in relationship be cause of the social standard. Society really judge you in the bad way if you don't conform to their norm. Just look at the Sytian refugees trying to get into Canada. They accept women, children, familly. But no unmarried men are allowed.
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Old 02-13-2016, 04:15 PM   #144
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So when you fapp is it to straight or gay porn?
It's 'to my imagination', more like meditation or daydreaming. The vast majority of the time, it involves females only (my own body is not present in my fantasies). I'm turned off by 'standard' porn.
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Old 02-13-2016, 04:16 PM   #145
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Do you imagine men or women or both or neither? or does the gender change from fapp to fapp?
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Old 02-13-2016, 04:29 PM   #146
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As said, it's based around adult women like 99.9% of the time.

And I think that watching or listening to any non-interactive content (incl. porn) would reduce the quality of my orgasms. I'm better off constructing the needed images and sounds in my mind. It's like The Sims (with no 'explicit content' whatsoever) but with no mouse clicks needed (any kind of interaction with a computer or whatever external object would throw me off focus).

Likewise, I think that interaction with another person would only reduce the quality, even if they were reproducing my fetishes diligently... it's way faster for me to reprogram the characters in my imagination than to tell that other person what to do.

To clarify, when talking about an 'ideal person' above, I meant platonic / romantic interaction in order to improve each other's lives in general; physical interaction (cuddling etc.) would be a necessary evil to please the partner, but it wouldn't maximise my own pleasure.

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Old 02-13-2016, 04:38 PM   #147
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Thats fine i get that. Best fapps are from mind/memories than porn for me too.

So glad you have admitted you are not really asexual, and from what you have said you seem to be heterosexual for the most part. Obviously got an issue with men in your life/past somewhere.

Curious to know if your 0.01% of male driven fapps are as vivid sexually as the female ones?
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Old 02-13-2016, 04:46 PM   #148
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None of my faps is vivid 'sexually'.

I'm hetero-something, but as said, I don't like any kind of genitals.

What I've admitted is that I'm not totally aromantic. Whether I'm asexual or demisexual is unclear / undefined because I haven't really experienced romantic attraction and I don't think I'm capable of this with a real person.
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Old 02-13-2016, 07:43 PM   #149
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cooon fapping discussion are worst than Swimmin small dong story
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Old 02-13-2016, 07:58 PM   #150
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That's why the thread exists

But Swimmin has been unwilling to talk lately, so Pooter has made an attempt to fill the pause up by questioning my orientations once again.
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