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Originally Posted by Swimmin
can anyone please just tell me what exactly im missing out on during sex, could you imagine only having a 5 incher
I can't really imagine it but I'll try
As you've posted I expect it would slip out while they're riding me, and since some girls can only cum in that position, that'd really suck. I'm guessing I'd have to sort of hold onto them more to stay inside them.
I'd be doing a lot more prone bone / doggy / frog position to get deeper
I'd be asking every girl for anal, asking if they know they have a g spot up the ass too, giving a full sales pitch on how it won't hurt with me and having KY jelly with me wherever I go, I'd have one of those fashionable man bags
With enough bareback anal (I'd carry a copy of HIV checkup in man bag) and cum inside, I think that'd cheer me up
[x] I already learnt Thai to meet more girls that haven't had many farang partners, that'd be coming in even more handy with a 5 incher
[x] Already pretty much got the body of an NBA point guard, so as well as speaking Thai I'd not be living in Chiang Mai with 200k population, I'd be in BKK with 10 million
[x] In a nice condo too. Basically making every other aspect of me as appealing as possible
I'd get really good at oral, start with DATY try to make them cum from that, then flip them over and eat out the ass, all the time I'd be in boxers, then I'd start and finish the bang with prone bone, I like that anyway, and they wouldn't see my erect dick at any point at all for the first bang
If it's only going to be a ONS then I don't want them seeing it erect and reacting to the size / gossiping. I don't like BJs anyway. If there's going to be a second bang they can see it, hopefully at that point they appreciate the other things I did, and let me down gently, and agree to anal if they didn't the first time
I'd start my days as I do now with ginseng coffee and bananas, they're good for erections. 6 of the short half sized bananas from Tops, those ones don't give me gas as much as 3 full sized bananas.
Jelqing, kamagra, saving up for surgery, etc. I'd explore all the options
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Originally Posted by Swimmin
what exactly do thai girls say about your bigger than average D in person? what am i missing out on?
They just say 'yai maak!' once it's starting to get erect and keep going on about it when it's inside
And afterwards playfully admonish me, saying 'juk'. There's no word for this in English but it's like saying you've had something big inside you and can sorta still feel the sensation of it - it kinda translates as 'plug', or 'cork', or like a choking sensation but inside the body
Every regular GF has joked 'oh james all my friend at work ask me if you have big dick, when they find out i have farang BF' and it's like it's the funniest thing ever to them, almost seems like it's the number one thing for them about dating a farang, the fact they get asked by their girly friends about D size, making them the centre of attention
The cock carousel girls from thaifriendly that speak English, will use lines they've seen in pornos, like 'omg yeah **** me with your huge cock', standard stuff