So girl value #1 career and #2 dick size ?

If by career you mean money, then yea girls value money #1, they can always get dick size on the side if need be. (Obv assumption is you don't look like a total troll with leprosy)

19/20 thai girls said my 5.8 inch dick is small, many unprovoked! These thai girls are killing me, maybe im better off in china

i enjoy sex but theres no way you can say a 4 inch D is a similiar sex experience to a 9 inch D, likewise 5 to 8, i think 100% guys w 5 inch Ds are at least partly pissed off at life or feel defeated by life

its ****ing soul crushing and causes suicidal thoughts in many

can anyone please just tell me what exactly im missing out on during sex, could you imagine only having a 5 incher, what exactly do thai girls say about your bigger than average D in person? what am i missing out on?

I'm 5.8 x 5.3, instead of being a selfish c*nt troll why dont you share your measurements?

i banged 30ish chicks before coming here, had a few LTRs, not a LOT of sex...

I never thought my D size was a NEGATIVE thing, but since moving here every girl ever has assured me it is, literally using the exact words 'not too bad' and 'not so bad' and 'small'

women in usa just chose to not talk about it with me and i never asked them, unlike here, where i asked every chick from last summer until earlier this year (20 size queens/females)

Its funny how everyone who reads this except jspill is a selfish c*nt who literally refuses to do 1 thing in travel forum life,share length and girth measurement, cant share dick size, thatd be non politically correct and non prude!!!
just read every sentence swimmin writes but never say the number, continue consuming my vitriol lol

@ TheFly, what size of D is medium and small exactly?

This month I've had 2 hookers ask to come over again for no money (paid them the first time), I'm putting it mostly down to my D size, cos I haven't been particularly nice to them, and I live quite far from them. One from thermae, another a Nana gogo. The nana one has been over 3 times so far

I hear alot of "So Long" when i first bang a hooker. Also seemed like it was really hurting this dirty whore when i was sticking it in her bum over the weekend. "Slow baby slow" with a look of pain on her face. I imagine with your dong size you can just lube it up and jam it in there and it doesnt faze a slutty girl like her in the anus.

Sounds like a keeper. You can send her off to the gogo to pay the bills while you go cheat on her at night. The power of the big D right there.

swimmin keep your small d posts to this topic. Next time is a temp ban.

This might be a bit OTT but i would like to beat the **** out of swimmin.

I've had a few PM's of certain members asking to buy my 2+2 account. Is this allowed BGP? If so what's a good figure to ask?

Lol who the *** would wanna buy a 2+2 account. Pokerspiv?

lol69 still pesters me asking if i still have a six pack. wtf

Only reasons I could think of would be to scam people.

Had that too, this is a common scam. They go to the marketplace or other sites with it and want to use your reputation

Careful. Remember what happened to spiv?

I'll meet you anywhere, name the time and place

But Pooter could use his 9"er as a billy club and knock you the f*ck out, your 5" twig is no match, don't bring a knife to a gunfight as they say....

Girl just called me her 'robot'. Thought of you swimmin and couldn't resist asking about dick size

If I recall robot is their word for vibrators / dildos

I can't really imagine it but I'll try

As you've posted I expect it would slip out while they're riding me, and since some girls can only cum in that position, that'd really suck. I'm guessing I'd have to sort of hold onto them more to stay inside them.

I'd be doing a lot more prone bone / doggy / frog position to get deeper

I'd be asking every girl for anal, asking if they know they have a g spot up the ass too, giving a full sales pitch on how it won't hurt with me and having KY jelly with me wherever I go, I'd have one of those fashionable man bags

With enough bareback anal (I'd carry a copy of HIV checkup in man bag) and cum inside, I think that'd cheer me up

[x] I already learnt Thai to meet more girls that haven't had many farang partners, that'd be coming in even more handy with a 5 incher

[x] Already pretty much got the body of an NBA point guard, so as well as speaking Thai I'd not be living in Chiang Mai with 200k population, I'd be in BKK with 10 million

[x] In a nice condo too. Basically making every other aspect of me as appealing as possible

I'd get really good at oral, start with DATY try to make them cum from that, then flip them over and eat out the ass, all the time I'd be in boxers, then I'd start and finish the bang with prone bone, I like that anyway, and they wouldn't see my erect dick at any point at all for the first bang

If it's only going to be a ONS then I don't want them seeing it erect and reacting to the size / gossiping. I don't like BJs anyway. If there's going to be a second bang they can see it, hopefully at that point they appreciate the other things I did, and let me down gently, and agree to anal if they didn't the first time

I'd start my days as I do now with ginseng coffee and bananas, they're good for erections. 6 of the short half sized bananas from Tops, those ones don't give me gas as much as 3 full sized bananas.

Jelqing, kamagra, saving up for surgery, etc. I'd explore all the options

They just say 'yai maak!' once it's starting to get erect and keep going on about it when it's inside

And afterwards playfully admonish me, saying 'juk'. There's no word for this in English but it's like saying you've had something big inside you and can sorta still feel the sensation of it - it kinda translates as 'plug', or 'cork', or like a choking sensation but inside the body

Every regular GF has joked 'oh james all my friend at work ask me if you have big dick, when they find out i have farang BF' and it's like it's the funniest thing ever to them, almost seems like it's the number one thing for them about dating a farang, the fact they get asked by their girly friends about D size, making them the centre of attention

The cock carousel girls from thaifriendly that speak English, will use lines they've seen in pornos, like 'omg yeah **** me with your huge cock', standard stuff

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She also might have meant this:

I never thought i use to be into this so much but I really love a girl sticking her finger in my azz when im banging her. Also a girl who rotates sucking my balls,rimming, to penis sucking mixed is so great.

Thanks Jspill, thats quality

Copied this from the flys post as have micropeen on ignor

"Originally Posted by Swimmin View Post
I'll meet you anywhere, name the time and place"

Ok meet me at Liverpool Street Train Station, London at 17.00pm Saturday 2nd of April.