Serious question Swimmin:

I assume you are a smart guy. I'll give you a 125 IQ. You graduated from college?

Would you give up your intelligence, your degree and have to work menial labor and basically be just above a 'moron' level to have a 9-inch penis?

"Drunk club skanks" are going to be pretty much the same as your "tinder sloots" you've just replaced tinder with a club/alcohol.

Stalin wasn't 100% wrong either, it's a terrible metric.
Dude those actors just have small penises. Those women are cheating on their A-listers with pool cleaners with 9 inchers.
Serious question: why do you assume that?

Swimmin, I have no operatic voice nor an ear for music but I'm not disappointed by this and don't consider myself shortchanged.

If you think you can't bang mutually satisfactorily in the missionary position, try doggy style or 69 or something else - do some research!

Or stop worrying altogether, celibacy is not an obstacle to happiness. It's all in your head, not in your tool.

yes i would as degree and menial labor is preferred, workin some contruction in the mountains during summer would actually be good for me, i could do like the burmese fisherman do, those cut bastards lol crab fishing in the arctic sounds great as well, not sure if thats menial but yes menial and degree for sure id sacrifice
intelligence would be hard but yes I could as im able to give my life meaning through my intelligence however i wouldnt know what i was missing if i had less cognitive capacity

the fun is just robbed from one of lifes central most activities and it crushes my soul

the sad thing is i cant really think any genuinely logical negative thought about my dick as its technically a 100% positive enjoyment experience giving tool

but itd be hamstering to think theres little to no difference between a 4 inch D and a 9 inch

white guys Ds usually range from 5 to 8 and i simply got tossed the bottom quartile, whats worse is most guys are 6.5 so my 5.5 is on the wrong side of the bell curve meaning its the ****ing 80/20 rule, 80% of dudes EXACTLY are ****ing bigger than me and ruin every piece of pussy i get my grubby hands n dong on sadly....


fortunately the good ole lord poseidon has made me a boss in every literal other aspect of life

(yes i still DOMINATE the competitive world as im able to somewhat compartemnentalize my only perceivable problem (THE FIVE INCH DONG CURSE OH WOETH MEEEEE

No one has it all, so stop grumbling at Poseidon, or he'll strip you of some of your gifts.

Kinda hard to have sympathy for you Swimmin when you treat girls like complete ****.

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Being a canadian I totally approve this post.

lust em but never trust em

I think a lot of you know these guys. I m not really into freerunning but seriously their videos are dope. For those that don't know they come from 4 different country (poland, germany, austrialia and thailand) and they are living in bkk most of the year. Apparently they are making a living with this they are sponsored by red bull + their clothes business, gg.





Tokyo Drift (dat music)

First video you posed they are actually getting sued by the owner of the building.

^^^ ya thats cool **** i do **** like that navigating the mountaineous rainforest jungle at high speed

I'll make yo azz a bamboo hammock so we can thrive in the jungle if we want, someone just meet me up im tired of being alone all the time trapped in my own mind 55555555


so I just took a personal best measurment of 5.8, i did injure my dick on the side by pulling way too hard, ugh, but i gained a solid .1 inch so im truly only 1.2 inches from where i wanna be

I just know MOST SLUTS prefer 9 inches and packing a solid ONE soft lolol

**** bitches get money

Poor thing, I guess you won't be able to bang without pain for a couple of weeks until it heals

Perhaps he will find more pleasure threw pain.

indeed i embrace the swelling as my mind releases excessive dopamine upon discovering a swollen cock

many a tribesman stung their own peters w wasps n watnot for the swollen size



I just matched and messaged my old ex gf from dating site same night lay turned 3 month LTR, used a diff pic/profile of course, said i had a big dick on teh very first message and she said she wanted to meet but had a special party tonight

dayum these hos be so loose always prefering 9 inches, thats why 7 is so key bc its only 2 from 9, its plenty big

i grew to 5.8 so im only 1.2 inches from where i wanna be, i really gotta embrace thats only 1.2 inches


but thats exactly 20.7% more DICK than ive got

god dam poseidon thats the bloddy EIGHTY TWENTY RULE again jspill you big dick facker lol

That sounds more like rejection.

Plus maybe she wanted to meet your new profile just out of curiosity, thinking that it would be a new guy.

Or maybe she wanted the big d

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Something for you to save up for swimmin

Ho's cannot cum in my studio with this weak dick
Ho's cannot cum before my funeral with this weak dick
Ya'll better off realizin' there's nothing' y'all could do with me
All I ever ask for, Give me 4 more than 5.2 give me 9 inches
Bangkok bitches be the sluttiest, 9 inches
All I ever ask for is 9 inches
BKK BKK bitches be the sluttiest, yeah, 9 inches
All I ever asked for is 9 inches

I'm not so sure if that and money is all that women generally want.

I've noticed that many authors, especially in the self-development field, like to thank their spouses for being a very supportive life partner.

Of course they can't mention that one of the spouses' function is collaboration in 'earthly leisure', but the fact that romantic couples are first and foremost life partners is true nevertheless, otherwise none of asexuals would want to get married.

Swimmin only needs to find an LTR-able childfree woman once or, at worst, a few times throughout the life. His income gives him a lot of room for this. Alas there are not too many childfree heterosexual women out there, though - 1-2% of all women at best (many of whom are closeted, i.e. don't take part in designated communities).

It's definetly because they have big D

Swimmin' were you a complete virgin before you moved to Thailand? Surely you must've heard about your microdick before you moved to Thailand unless you never banged in your home country (assume its USA).

Thailand by the way is supposedly one of the shortest D countries there is LOL. So if Thai girls are calling you "shortdick", you must really be short!

Back then, the main concern of the girls not deeming him bf material must have been not his size but that he was studying poker instead of trying hard to get promoted at one of his real jobs.