Pooter tried to get a stray dog to f*ck a whore once right? LOL

I can come. Insomnia in Pattaya or bkk?

Pooter might of trained her now that I think about it!!

I'm in pattaya till Monday then back to bkk. U can PM me your line if u wanna meet up.

Well he posted about it once. Who knows how many times he has tried.

Yellowfever I thought the purpose of this poker trip was to bang the magical hooker that made your pee hurt. Why are you now trying to find a new girl every night?

im in pattaya right now

will you point her out to me if i come down to insomnia?

Already fcked her first night. Now I'm over her. You hit a point with a hooker where it's like OK sex is great but that's all we got I need something diff. I might *** her one more time though will see

I'm in the middle of a cocktail cart with some whores itonight if u wanna meet up tomorrow u can PM me.

Every time you post about sex I want to smash my face into my keyboard. I know you think being asexual makes you detached and analytical, but you just don't get sex and never will.

I thought it was the other way around, trying to get the whore to **** a stray dog?

This chick im banging is so hot, just came inside of her, shes young too, her sweet skin and face plus tight yet slightly soft body mmmm those sweet labia walls and puss

gave out 8 numbers yesterday, only 3 added me lol

but these are the hottest women in the city for sure

sometimes i hold their hand for wayyy too long when meeting them, feel up their arm, then, only speaing thai i compliment their body for being healthy and fit and grab their waist (and feel the blood rush to my dong) as these girls are pettie

sure some girls 'jump' backwards, others dont move at all and i get a SEMI so its FREE action

no 'creepy' police are gonna take me away tho i have been taking stock of when i do it when others can see

tho some girls arent fully grown so..

#SHESTOOYUNG4UBRO



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You see, the problem is not that yours is 5'' long, but that you somehow prefer to be posting in length on 2+2 when you're supposed to focus on the partner's orgasm instead.

In b4 Swimmin gets picked up by Interpol for banging underage girls......

Yeah i misread that as "too young" first and did a double take, not "young too" haha.

co0n giving swimmin' sex advice: The blind leading the heavily short-sighted.

just splooged in 2 diff petite hotties raw lovely skin on skin contacting 2w@@@t$

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Hell yeah bro. I creampied this isaan monkey this morning. Took her to pizza company after buy 1 get 1 pizza and as we're waiting for food she says "your cum much" guess she didn't clean it out of there after. Would love to take her home to meet my mom.

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What happened to that guy that was living with the old ugly lady in Taiwan after hooking up with her in Cambo? Shark or something?

The old lady was that shark, I guess.
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Does anyone else here find it not weird that it may be more net satisfying to get an 'unrequited attraction certificate' from a pretty girl - that she'd give me a BJ (or whatever biggest token of appreciation her sexual identity allows) for free is she were allowed to - than to actually get in intimate contact with her?

So u like to know a girl would give u a bj just to know she would and the idea if knowing that is better then u rec the bj itself? If that's what u mean it's not weird cause u said it but your a weird dude so.

Yes, that's what I meant, and the idea is to exhibit dominance without risking my body parts being bitten (or infected if rubberless).

thread dominated by 13 yo virgin, closing now

I'm at least 18 years old - my passport has been verified by all the poker sites where I have more than $10.

Do you talk about sex this much in your blog coon74?