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Old 02-10-2016, 11:57 AM   #76
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Sorry Swimmin, we're not nearly as alike as you think

Someone else answer this for me, is YellowFever serious or trolling? (In reference to his entire argument)
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Old 02-10-2016, 11:59 AM   #77
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Just to clarify:

Just because it's spoilered and it should be obvious that the spoilered item is going to be a penis pic doesn't make it ok to post your penis.



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Old 02-10-2016, 12:01 PM   #78
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Seems more plausible than guys adding an inch or two to their length when they discuss it
So Swimmin is in fact 4.75 ?
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Old 02-10-2016, 12:18 PM   #79
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Also I'm 5" , so smaller than Swimmin. In my hole life I had plenty partner and gf. Only one said / complained I was small and it was a Thai domminatrix.
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Old 02-10-2016, 12:26 PM   #80
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Thai dominatrix? Now this sounds like a story.
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Old 02-10-2016, 01:28 PM   #81
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Also I'm 5" , so smaller than Swimmin. In my hole life I had plenty partner and gf. Only one said / complained I was small and it was a Thai domminatrix.
Yea but I assume you are Asian, 5" is monster dong size for Asians, am I right?
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Old 02-10-2016, 01:33 PM   #82
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Yea but I assume you are Asian
No im not.
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Old 02-10-2016, 01:54 PM   #83
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Black?
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Old 02-10-2016, 02:16 PM   #84
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Probably the best person to ask would be a doctor/nurse, at least that person would have a decent sample size and some sort of 'proof.' Hookers work too, I suppose. Feel like there might be an issue with the population of Johns, though I'm not sure which direction it'd be skewed.
Or, you know, the dozens of medical studies on the subject.
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Old 02-10-2016, 02:19 PM   #85
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Black?
No.

And seriously no story to tell with thai domminatrix. Was much better in China or with jap one.
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Old 02-10-2016, 02:23 PM   #86
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many nurses say the average (the hundreds of flaccid dicks theyve seen/touched(catheter etc)) they project the average to be 6 -7

anecdotal online accounts of course
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Old 02-10-2016, 02:27 PM   #87
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Or, you know, the dozens of medical studies on the subject.
Well obv
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Old 02-10-2016, 02:37 PM   #88
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it limits the pleasure I can receive, it literally cheapens my life, but i do belive INTENSE REALISM is one of the most imporant 'things' in life so im literally forced to divert more effort attention and resources into my hobbies/career, less to women

i know where all the local brothels are that it would be nearly impossible for any other farang to know unless they lived here for at least a month or 3 AND were a serious monger WHO SPOKE THAI as well


i just went to a 100% burmese brothel and they had 2 amazing stunning hotties in there, hot faces too, i was staring at her camel toe for long time..., no one but the owner knew any english, all the girls lol'd at every single thai phrase i uttered, admittingly i purposely do it to be funny like chawwwwp etc and other stupid ****....

only 2 girls out of 10 were willing to bang me for 1000 baht, the owner said they dont like farang and never go w farang, its up to them and thats wat they say

i was wearing one of my best 'outfits' and to answer spivs trolling accusation, i have the body of nba point guard (mugsy bogues jk lolol)
i take out all my life stress (my 1.25 to 2 inch shorter D than id like) in the weight room and eat healthy


my literal life slogan (im not kidding this is why i was broke for 10 years)

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE TO TRAIN LIKE ONE



anyways
stunners wouldnt ****, supposedly zero farang ever, mind boggling
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Old 02-10-2016, 05:26 PM   #89
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good to see this thread is continuing with the usual content of the travel forum
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Old 02-10-2016, 06:46 PM   #90
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it limits the pleasure I can receive, it literally cheapens my life, but i do belive INTENSE REALISM is one of the most imporant 'things' in life so im literally forced to divert more effort attention and resources into my hobbies/career, less to women
Does posting a lot on 2+2 fall into your hobbies category? Though I'm guilty of it too, I find it a rather strange hobby.

Also, 1K baht ($30) looks a bit cheap for stunners, at least by Russian standards... did you try to offer them 2K?

You're not the only one who puts the best outfit on when going to a brothel, so they must have figured out anyway that you're on a tight budget.

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Old 02-10-2016, 07:52 PM   #91
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Need more info about this 100% burmese brothel
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Old 02-10-2016, 09:46 PM   #92
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Or, you know, the dozens of medical studies on the subject.
Its obv the medical studies are just trying to make everyone feel like they have a average-above average dong size. I could put up a article on a website say its a medical study and show the average dong size is 7 inches if i wanted to as well. Brainwashed by the studies to make you feel good!

Like the medical field is gonna do a study and tell everybody oh by the way you all are really average dong size. They rather go dont worry about your size EVERYBODYS 7 inches are huge and if you got 5 its average!
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Old 02-10-2016, 10:13 PM   #93
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It's not an obligation for a human to reproduce (leave alone to have recreational sex). It's just that 99% of people have the reproduction instinct, whereas the rest have it turned off at least partially.

Swimmin has every right to avoid doing what he's not fit for, in his opinion, and focus on what he's fit for.
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Old 02-10-2016, 10:21 PM   #94
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Still, it's gotta be pretty damaging to one's pysche when Thai whores repeatedly laugh and call you inchworm short dick.....
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Old 02-10-2016, 10:50 PM   #95
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It's not an obligation for a human to reproduce (leave alone to have recreational sex). It's just that 99% of people have the reproduction instinct, whereas the rest have it turned off at least partially.

Swimmin has every right to avoid doing what he's not fit for, in his opinion, and focus on what he's fit for.
This is a very kind way to say that Swimmin shouldn't procreate
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Old 02-11-2016, 12:27 AM   #96
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I meant 'doesn't have to', which is different from 'shouldn't'. By 'what he's fit for', I meant sex as a recreational activity; of course he's capable of producing offspring with 5'' and he knows it.

I have a neutral stance... let him do any legal thing that he wants to do.

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Still, it's gotta be pretty damaging to one's pysche when Thai whores repeatedly laugh and call you inchworm short dick.....
He can just stop contacting Thai whores... easy game, isn't it?

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Old 02-11-2016, 04:30 PM   #97
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Regarding Swimmin's criticism of the female gender...

I keep being told by the media that a woman loses interest in a man if he becomes less secure than her...

I hate it if it's usually true, because I've always thought of a civil partnership as of, well, a partnership - something akin to action swap in poker, meant to reduce the variance for both while maintaining a dynamic equality of EVs, give both the objective to be not worse than the partner.

If a woman takes a share of her man's profits when he's running better than her, but dumps him when she starts running better, that sounds like a dishonest stakeroll.

I'd rather 'play overrolled on my own'- I'll still earn more than if 'being staked' (donating a significant part of the EV to the 'staker' for the sake of variance reduction).

Femininity is of little use to me, especially because my fetishes are reproducible easily and cheaply even without others' participation (because 'my porn' is not regarded as porn at all and thus isn't overpriced, and I'm not using even 10% of its potential so far).

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Old 02-11-2016, 05:23 PM   #98
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Femininity is of little use to me, especially because my fetishes are reproducible easily and cheaply even without others' participation (because 'my porn' is not regarded as porn at all and thus isn't overpriced, and I'm not using even 10% of its potential so far).
We want to know more about this.
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Old 02-11-2016, 05:43 PM   #99
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Some examples of 'my porn':
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Old 02-11-2016, 06:01 PM   #100
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Not a girl singing but still

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