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Old 02-10-2016, 05:36 AM   #51
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YF has put another level to this whole troll conversation. Its making my head hurt
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Old 02-10-2016, 06:27 AM   #52
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It's like you don't understand how statistics work
Think this is directed at my post.

When almost every whiteguy I've talked to has a 7inch dong, I've got a 7inch dong, and most the guys i find trustworthy on this forum have a 7inch dong it makes me thing the average size penis is 7inches. Now clearly we have bigger dongs I knew a guy in high school who had a huge pecker and would show it everytime we had a big party and walk around FE. Porn stars you see have huge dongs as well. We know some people have smaller ***** like Swimmin and some people could be lying but its not like 7 inch cock is some achievement. So we know of bigger dongs and smaller dongs but we know most people are packing 7inch dongs which seems to be the middle ground.

All these facts make me question the internet stats saying the average size white cock is 5inches. You hear what Swimmin is going through with what is called a "average" cock size. I've had Thai girls comment my dck is big but never did any white girls at home tell me i had a big penis. I actually had a white GF tell me mine was small once and my cock is 7inches. So to Thai girls we might have big ***** because Thai guys have a bit small ***** then us.

What this leads me to believe is the internet stats are lies. Its not like somebody is measuring everybodys cock for the stats to be viable. So basically the internet cock size stats are a big conspiracy to make guys with small ***** feel better about themselves for being average and us average guys to feel like we got big *****.

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Old 02-10-2016, 06:34 AM   #53
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Seems more plausible than guys adding an inch or two to their length when they discuss it
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Old 02-10-2016, 06:44 AM   #54
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Think this is directed at my post.
It is. I'm not taking issue with your conclusions, I'm taking issue with the methods that got you there. I have no idea what the average size is and normally I'd rely on medical journals/science/etc rather than locker room conversations.

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i think 7 is actually regular size...

When you read online stats they say 5.5 or whatever is average but thats all BS to make the average guys feel like are 7inches is big. Turn on porn guys with big ***** are 9inch+. Look at the reactions your 5.5 inches gets from girls.
Using your logic, half the people in the world can dunk a basketball. Because there are people on TV in games who do, and people who don't.

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When almost every whiteguy I've talked to has a 7inch dong, I've got a 7inch dong, and most the guys i find trustworthy on this forum have a 7inch dong it makes me thing the average size penis is 7inches. .
It's a poker forum, are you familiar with the concept of sample size? In addition the data you've collected isn't exactly confirmed.

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So we know of bigger dongs and smaller dongs but we know most people are packing 7inch dongs which seems to be the middle ground.
You took faulty premises and made a faulty conclusion, bravo.

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What this leads me to believe is the internet stats are lies. Its not like somebody is measuring everybodys cock for the stats to be viable.
You're relying on a collection of data that is almost obviously inflated (i.e. Guys are going to err on the side of lying to make themselves bigger).

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So basically the internet cock size stats are a big conspiracy to make guys with small ***** feel better about themselves for being average and us average guys to feel like we got big *****.
What could possibly be the point of this? The Illuminati or w/e is tricking guys into thinking they have larger dicks because, uhhh, why exactly? If anything I'd expect it to be the other way around, to make guys feel inferior in an effort to sell them more clothes, watches, cars, etc.
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Old 02-10-2016, 06:51 AM   #55
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I dont even get what you mean by me saying by my logic half the people in the world can dunk a basketball in relation to anything i said. I didnt say half the people in the world have a huge cock. Cock size isnt distributed by athletic ability like dunking.

You're saying that everybody whos saying they have a 7inch cock is trying to inflate it which im saying i find the people trustworthy and have no reason to lie. Why would people lie about it to people they'll never meet. The people on these internet surveys who might not even exist are less trustworthy to me.

What are you talking about the illumaniti? The point is to make humans feel better about themselves. You can see the way Swimmin has girls react to his what they say is a average size penis.

Do you have a 5inch penis? Does anybody else in this thread have a 5 inch average sized penis? Why would it matter what someone on here thinks about your penis size. Really who has a 5inch penis outside of Swimmin here? This is the average size penis by what the internet says. We should have plenty of people with the same size cock posting as him. I think its BS like alot of things on the internet from what I gather by talking to people the average cock size is not 5inches.
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Old 02-10-2016, 06:52 AM   #56
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I dont even get what you mean by me saying half the people in the world can dunk a basketball in relation to anything i said. I didnt say half the people in the world have a huge cock.
You took 9 and 5 and divided by two, supplemented that with 'Every white guy I know says'

If you don't see the flaw in this, not much I can tell you.
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Old 02-10-2016, 06:58 AM   #57
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Probably the best person to ask would be a doctor/nurse, at least that person would have a decent sample size and some sort of 'proof.' Hookers work too, I suppose. Feel like there might be an issue with the population of Johns, though I'm not sure which direction it'd be skewed.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:01 AM   #58
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I'm taking the in real life data from what i feel are more trustworthy sources then random grapths and posts on websites. I'm combining this with Swimmins experiences and reactions hes getting to form a conclusion. Hes posting chats where girls laugh at his 5inch "average" penis. It makes me think 5 inches is not average combined with people i talk to who are adults who have no reason to lie about this.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:05 AM   #59
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You could be right that it's 7. But your methodology is beyond terrible.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:05 AM   #60
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Guys never bluff because after I asked them if they were bluffing, they said no
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:07 AM   #61
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Guys bluff to win a pot that has money in it. The reward is nothing here. It would be just as easy for the internet grapths and articles to be "bluffs".

Its not like people are saying they have a 10inch cock here which people have. My ego would not be raised at all by telling 2+2 my cock is king kong sized.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:12 AM   #62
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No, the reward here is to not be the guy with the 5 inch penis on the internet.

I believe people lie. They want to be accepted or feel good about themselves. So they tell everyone 'I have a 7-inch penis.' Why pick 7? Because it's not absurdly large like saying you are packing 9, 10, 11, 15 inches. Because who would believe that?

Maybe we should just all post pictures of ourselves and have some scientist provide measurement.

People worry way too much about something you really have no control over.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:17 AM   #63
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We already have the guy with 5 inch penis on the internet. Hes having girls laugh at his penis everytime they see it. Nobody else is posting to relate to him. Nobody is laughing at him saying 5 inches LOL everybody has been trying to comfort him for months actually. So either everyone else is in on a big quiet lie or its not as common as we have been told to have a 5 inch cock.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:34 AM   #64
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So you are taking a sample size of 1 for people who want to talk about their small penis anonymously. Then you are assuming that all statistics are made up because the Internet is a nice place where anonymous people try to make strangers feel good about themselves.
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:40 AM   #65
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I mean you got guys like this dude with 5 inches just from a quick search. Women in his life are ripping on him for his "average" penis as well. I'm sure theirs other guys posting on reddit with 5inch "average" dongs who get made fun of my females for how small it is as well if u look.

Its clear to me 5inches is not average white guy dong size whatsoever but you guys can go with the internet charts and websites that tell u it is to make it feel like your 7inches is HUGE. I'm done with the penis talk for the day though boys.

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comment...s_and_ashamed/
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:47 AM   #66
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Maybe we should just all post pictures of ourselves
Finally! Man, I've been waiting for this to get started.

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Old 02-10-2016, 07:48 AM   #67
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The reason for the '5 inch average internet conspiracy' is to infantalize men with 5 inch dicks, its so women can cheat on them behind their back so they would have less reason to suspect it, bc there 'avg' so why would they cheat? lol

im actually a firm 5.75... no b*ll****... i was taking a conservative and depressive 95% chub measurement when i got 5 flat, at peak arousal im solid 5.75

ive actually seen a few guys dick hard (we were both getting our dicks sucked in the same room by diff chicks) those 2 guys had 7 and 8 respectively, and ive seen MOST of my friends flaccid, often by accident in underwear etc, and they are all bigger than me

its also a conspiracy bc this is such a soul crushing issue that cheapens life itself so theres just no reason to tell guys that the real average is 6.5. women strongly prefer bigger dicks, that is a fact, no woman wants a tiny dick... Ive spent about 3 hours per day f
or the past 9 months becoming a dick size scholar, the average for a white guy is 6.5, possibly 7
ive taken all the best notes from those 3 hours per day of research, and am writing a book, i think it will sell good bc its about penis + penis size....

i just went to get a 500 baht handjob and it was great but at the end i was negotiating for 'boom boom come my room' and she said she wants 'big man'... wtf... now ive got hookers talking down to me?!?!

literally the only thing that keeps me going, well it helps me stay sane and confident, is that i am a legit 5.75, that means all this is over 1.25 inches, those 1.25 inches reach deeper in her c*nt, its more for her to play with... the reason there are siteslike '7orbetter.com' isbc girls want at LEAST 7, there are normal lookin white guys w 8 everywhere, super common

i havent given up on females and p*ssy, im no quitter acabrone

sex just has less value for me, less vaginal friction, so it would be foolish to expend the same effort/resources as a bigger dick dude when im only getting a fraction of the profit/value

its ****ing sad but true, so i cant spend too much time/energy on women, fortunately ive got a dream career and hobby and my life is now a dream life if i can simply get past the D size issue....
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Old 02-10-2016, 07:53 AM   #68
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Also i know jspill is a black guy with that monster dong but ive seen white guys with dongs just as big. If you take a guy with a micro 3inch dong which is rare and the footlong dong porn star which is rare that averages out to over 7inches as well! This 5inch dong average is a complete joke. Your as bad as the guys on the flat earth forum if you think 5 inch average dong is real.
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Old 02-10-2016, 08:07 AM   #69
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Heres further evidence that my 5.75 is below average
ive asked the last 10 chicks (thai sluts) ive banged about my size, every single one of these women were in love with me, i had never indicated in ANY way im insecure about my size, it was all good vibes and good relationship and good loving rapport and trust etc.... (lets ignore the first girl to dump me explicitly over size recently for the purposes of this discussion)

EVERY. SINGLE. GIRL. (except 1) said im small, many said im the smallest they have ever seen or the 2nd smallest

i made them PROMISE not to lie to me before i broached the subject, i was looking in their eyes, they didnt lie bc they knew i would kick them to curb if they lied, we had ALWAYS been 100% honest, these women wanted to have my baby
(it only takes 30 min a week for her to cheat w a thick 9 inch FWB or tinder guy) so of course they wanna tie me down as im like acabrone, the 'perfect' guy except ive got a lil better body and hes got a lil (LOT) more money, but no big dick

women dont analyze sh*t like guys, youve either got the TOOL (7 or better) or you dont, its 1's and 0s for women, big/alpha or not big/beta

so i asked 10 women, 9/10 said small
1 did say big bc i think i grew to about 6.0 or possible 6.4 idk i didnt recognize my own dick being so turned on w an ed drug too, she was 4'11 asian petite massage girl


bigger D guys have more partners statistically and 'big dick promiscuitiy' is a 'thing' so those do inflate the average D a girl sees...
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Old 02-10-2016, 08:33 AM   #70
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can you really suddenly be 3/4 of an inch bigger of the girl is hot enough? lol
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Where did 5 is average come from? Thought everyone said 6 was.
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Old 02-10-2016, 09:03 AM   #72
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http://www.bestinfographics.co/hard-...ut-penis-size/

https://www.searchlock.com/mirror/p?....com/MDE73.jpg


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Swimmin should move to South Korea. He'd be a monster.
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Old 02-10-2016, 09:58 AM   #74
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Don't believe hookers, they generally deem males inferior horny creatures and are amused by trolling their clients subtly when they sense weaknesses. Asking them about their opinion on the size, and especially asking them to promise not to lie, is a dead giveaway of insecurity. The fact that they claim to be willing to have children from their clients, especially poor ones, doesn't count, it's their customer retention ploy.

But misogyny / misandry is often a manifestation of total misanthropy. I'd likely dismiss the possibility of a romantic relationship with a man the same way as with a woman if I gave the former possibility a thorough thought.

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Old 02-10-2016, 10:34 AM   #75
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I seen that dong picture that got deleted! Solid 7INCH AVERAGE dong mate.
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