Return to country of origin, see a head doctor.

Last words before i hit the ignore button.

Good luck.

What gives Pooter, u got Bluegrass to create Swimmin's own micropenis thread, then you come to it and express exasperation and declare "ignore" lol 😀😀?!?

the odd comment can be funny/fine...but it is just way OTT atm.

Firstly I just wanted his penis talk out of the Thai thread.

I would have preferred swimmin has his own penis containment thread.

This thread is titled 'low content' and we should be able to post about any old nonsense in here and not just read the same old **** from swimmin about his 'issues' and fantasies about flying figther jets.

He is boring at best but more often than not simply frustrating to read and doesn't fit in with my idea of guys out here living the dream and saying **** you to the world, his insecure drivel is the exact opposite of YOLOing in Asia.

Messaging thai hookers crying about his micropeen his about as sad as i have ever seen any 'man' get. What a ***** pussyhole, lol69 is a better poster and human being than swimmin, that's the nut ***** low right there lol

Anyway there should have been a proper 'swimmin micro-peen containment thread' imo

i bet she was a good girl before p00ter pissed on her

I bet it's a ladyboy.

Pooter. .. Jfc man

You got what you got swimming. I'm not hung either.

If you're with a non-pro, then just double down on the oral sex. If you're with a pro, then who cares? She's a prostitute. They exist for your pleasure not the other way around.

I want to change career, do you have any suggestions for me Swimmin?

just to add to this........... its been 6 months

it was old after a month

Nobody noticed that he is recycling his older post?

thats because there will never be a new development to this

he sent me basically the same email 50 times in october and november


i dont know why you guys keep feeding him.....

Your bad beat stories were old 10 years ago

ive actually made a lot of progress, ive reduced my problem down to one issue

the fact that i get less friction/penetration/pleasure/pressure/surface area contact/ less sensation/less value/less meaning

spiv is actually right here, its k2d whose being the selfish insensitve pr1ck refusing to even acknolwedge the problem that ruining/consuming my life

99% of people on this forum are 'mean spirited' (like k2d who readily embraces and says its a dog eat dog world etc)

good people are like jspill n yellwofever and some others

What do you think Swimmin? Are you ok with Bluegrass changing this thread title?

smoking weed before amplifies everything for me

Pretty sure that smaller means more sensation not less. Nerve endings compressed into a smaller area.
I'm probably 5.5 or so and I've never had a girl say I'm small.
Probably you have no skill either, making your size a bigger problem that it actually is.
Or perhaps I don't message them insisting my penis is small and that they must want bigger, Yeah that's it.

when someone kindly asks you to stop filling their email inbox up with emails about a topic they have no interest and you continue......... and then they kindly ask you again and you continue again........ and then they not so kindly ask you and you still won't stop........ its not them thats the *******

thanks guys... i actually banged two of the hottest 3 pros north of bangkok last night, came inside them both multiple times, took TWO kamagras last night (mmMMm candy) {different drugs for different things}

she actually said i was big and both these pros were noticeably tighter than my club slut tiny ex

granted the pros were also tiny and slightly younger

I did actually rip tha J when she was in the shower and i was especially into the sex after that

btw the cops arrested every farang(who didnt have their actual passport on them) at zoe 2x in the past 2 weeks, results: no over stayers no criminals of any kind 5555, good job pigs

one pro said i was big size etc lol, standard **** she always says for sure....

she also said that she works bar for years so i should wrap it up... she said last night the condom broke w her customer (job hazard?) 55555

such tight amazing bodys w cute faces, i cant imagine what itd be like if i could give them that deep filled up feeling they ALL crave...as patrice oneal said, if i had a big dick, women would be lined up outside the door... id get more sensation/friction as well.... but oh well i guess i gotta enjoy what i got


so the first stunning pro i had always seen around, she ALWAYS demanded 2k for her sweet p*ssy... last night i finally got her down to 1k... thats where GAME comes in (see SMV value (pre sex pre nude (no dick size factoring into my smv at this point so im 'firing on all cylinders')

other pro also demanded 2k and i broke her down w by calling her out on 'wanting me' etc


so i snapped a few pics of her in the shower, its like she thought i was just messing w my phone and didnt notice

then when she was getting changed i took more and she caught and started crying saying id post them on the internet lolololol and begged me to delete

(I didnt delete) 555555

ya but if were friends you should be able to give me a complete sentence and some real advice instead of just ignoring me about this, this has nearly ruined my life... smaller dick inch than almost every other man, f*cking terrible problem

Congrats!!!

See, all you needed was to find tight pros. Every key has a matching keyhole

Haha yes c0000n, thank you,

on that note, i love 'lips that grip' soooo much
most chicks pussys are too big/my D is too small but this chick last night!!!! i got to see her darkish meat flaps gripping my cock as i pulled out, the sensation was incredibly pleasurable as well

#TRUELOVE 5555

Please don't tease us like that , post'em baby! (or PM me )

Congrats Swimmin, that's a beautiful story!