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Old 02-05-2016, 12:29 AM   #1
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travel low content thread

This thread is for all small talk or micro talk which doesn't fit in any of the location specific threads.
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Old 02-05-2016, 10:41 AM   #2
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Hi Swimmin
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Old 02-06-2016, 03:38 AM   #3
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One huge dick buddy is surprised i do so well w the ladies, he said its bc im 'working ALL the angles'

its true i did get hired at a professional modeling agency in college where they pay u 15 an hour to stand around at events on teh weekends

only slightly above avg face imo

dont feel too bad for me lacking 1.25 inches of love, thats 22% more dick jspill has not counting girth, i do think it adds exponentially to pleausure tho

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Old 02-06-2016, 03:41 AM   #4
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k2d knows i dont do that well, well thats only bc i was a 'no lifer' who just smoked and watched **** and went mountain instead of 'putting myself out there'

i quit all drugs and alcohol and i had to stand up an amazing petite yung yung beauty... funny thing is... she still wants to meet me, i think it made her want me more bc i stood her up TWO F*CKING TIMES lolololol

(first time was for guranteed sex) GOOD IS THE ENEMY OF GREAT


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Old 02-06-2016, 04:26 PM   #5
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dont feel too bad for me lacking 1.25 inches of love, thats 22% more dick jspill has not counting girth, i do think it adds exponentially to pleausure tho
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Old 02-06-2016, 06:39 PM   #6
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Hi all, I guess the LC status of the thread allows me to post here, but I swear to behave well, not seek too much attention and not post nonsense, and actually be mainly in the read-only mode (which will be usually enough for a good laugh)

Dear BGP, you've said in the Thai thread,
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Next time Swimmin gets banned for discussing for his dick I'm giving everyone else who was discussing it with him a temp ban as well.
Does this rule apply in this thread? I'm not going to engage in Swimmin-related talk, am just trying to figure out if there will be room for other topics itt or if following it is a waste of time (I hope to see some 'Latinos' post here as well eventually and LatAm and SEA experiences to be compared in detail, though it's probably a pipe dream).

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Old 02-06-2016, 07:01 PM   #7
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Anyone got any degen stories to post as of late?
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Old 02-06-2016, 07:03 PM   #8
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My casinoments hardly qualify as a degen story, they were a bit risky due to $10 bets on slots, but that was totally standard bonus clearing...
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Old 02-06-2016, 09:35 PM   #9
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Post whatever you want **** as long it wouldn't get deleted or be ban worthy elsewhere on the site.
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Old 02-07-2016, 02:09 AM   #10
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Old 02-07-2016, 09:38 AM   #11
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The lack of info about Fiji on this forum is a bit frustrating... I'm not sure if it's threadworthy, as it's not in my shortterm plans, but has anyone else here considered or visited it as a temporary grind location?

It looks as though Internet connection options seem to have improved there in the recent years - there are affordable services by WiMAX (Unwired, Kidanet), FTTH (TFL) and ADSL (Vodafone) ISPs.

And there's no visa barrier for 'tourists' from a long list of countries, for stays up to 4 months extendable by 2 more months. (Proof of sufficient funds is required for the visitor permit, though.)

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Old 02-07-2016, 04:02 PM   #12
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A one-way flight from Europe costs US$900-1300*, though , that's a significant addition to rental expenses that are US$250-350/month for 1 bedroom (non-baller) incl. utility and internet access.

Hence the trip will only be worth it iff it increases my hourly winrate by $3 (due to a better sleeping schedule).

* Pro tip: flying to Nadi is usually cheaper than to Suva. Americans are lucky beasts - there's a direct flight from LA for $500.

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Old 02-07-2016, 05:03 PM   #13
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Went to Samoa, Internet was ****ty.
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Old 02-07-2016, 05:19 PM   #14
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Was it not up to advertised reliability and speed, or are there just no good ISPs there yet?

Well, it's quite natural that island states are bound to be behind mainland ones in telecom development, but it seems that the situation is going to improve soon there because a high speed underwater cable is coming from Fiji. (The article is about the independent state of Samoa; I'd rather be there than in American Samoa, obviously, because the Russia-US immigration policy is tough.)

When the cable comes, it will actually become a nice idea to switch between Fiji and Samoa, as the latter allows visa-free stay for 60 days to all non-EU nations and 90 days in any 180-day period to the EU. (It looks as though EU citizens have actually got the short end of the stick because other nations can do visa runs, if I've understood the situation correctly.)

I'm not sure if poker rooms are able to distinguish well between Western and American Samoa IP addresses; if not, that might cause problems with ROW sites (it doesn't matter for WPN, obviously).

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Old 02-08-2016, 09:14 AM   #15
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All you need is street food and a bed.
Actually Im asexual now so everything else besides p*$$y matters much more to me like having good city infrastructure

A guy w 11 inches said hookers charge him double

inversely k2d said hookers will love me (5 inches)

well i refuse to be on the dumb end of that transaction getting less value than every other guy, same goes for whatever time/energy/resources we expend trying to bang, i simply get less value so im opting out

its great tho bc my life still has meaning being asexual, i can travel the world etc, fly a fighter jet etc, create awesome and revolutionary software, turn the system upside etc, start a revolution etc (if only in my own mind by living as if the apocalypse has already happened)

and IF i decide to bang some chick i may just derive pleasure out of it
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Old 02-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #16
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That's not how it works, you don't just decide to be asexual
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Old 02-08-2016, 10:18 AM   #17
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Actually Im asexual now so everything else besides p*$$y matters much more to me like having good city infrastructure

A guy w 11 inches said hookers charge him double

inversely k2d said hookers will love me (5 inches)

well i refuse to be on the dumb end of that transaction getting less value than every other guy, same goes for whatever time/energy/resources we expend trying to bang, i simply get less value so im opting out

its great tho bc my life still has meaning being asexual, i can travel the world etc, fly a fighter jet etc, create awesome and revolutionary software, turn the system upside etc, start a revolution etc (if only in my own mind by living as if the apocalypse has already happened)

and IF i decide to bang some chick i may just derive pleasure out of it
I'd like to be asexual but I don't know how.

Swimmin you can be my Socrates and I'll be your Plato.
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Old 02-08-2016, 11:57 AM   #18
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@acabrone I decide to opt out entirely of wasting my precious time/resources on the female gender, thats an asexual lifestyle, im effectively asexual, im asexual

@LonelyBox just realize how deep complex rich life is, you dont need your lizard brained drive satisfied by a vapid c*nt, its taking the power away from females, i love my motorcycle more than ANY man could love ANY woman.

So i am a serious outdoors lover but not your standard adrenaline junkie, the dual sport motorcycle is the only material possession i give a **** about

how about getting into comedy and laughter, no women are funny, there are some jokes by sara silverman but for the most part, women are just not as good as men, plain and simple, and offer nothing except their tw@t

WERE BETTER THAN THEM

Theres so much to do explore and expeirence that has nothing to do with stuffing your junk in some chicks hole

hahah yes, Plato was amazing, HES the philosopher for which every other philosopher is but a footnote of

he said he 'lay with the good (not women btw) [good is abstract too and iffy[
the true [all women cheat, will smith said u can sweep ANY woman off their feet, u just need the right broom] women will cheat on the guy w the thick 7 just the same


i am a truth seeker, seek to understand

but even the truth is iffy in that we often attach a perspective to our truth...

and the beautiful, that can be visibly withheld, like a dream shown in 3d animation, or a sculpture, or more specifically, ART, ive never been into art so i can explore that

its about having PEAK HUMAN EXPERIENCES and none of them involve a f*cking **** except getting your nut ok ya watever its not that PROFOUND or life changing to bust a nut in some gash

lets strenghten our minds, grow, learn and change for the better,


AS OBAMA SAID

LETS MOVE THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD
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Old 02-08-2016, 01:31 PM   #19
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So wait, if you are asexual, does that mean you've fully committed to Rosy Palm and the Five-Knuckle Shuffle?
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Old 02-08-2016, 01:56 PM   #20
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So wait, if you are asexual, does that mean you've fully committed to Rosy Palm and the Five-Knuckle Shuffle?
I'll engage the troll, the guy whose life sucks but he has a big dick so hey!

nope ive gone months wo orgasming before ( no sex no masturbation)
ive only jacked off twice this whole year and the last time was immediately after a chick left that didnt give it up!!!! but i did feel her up...

by removing women (and of course masturbation ) tho i may consider it 1x per week for prostate health)
[i quit porn long ago]

by removing women every other facet/aspect/dimension/part of my life IMMEIDATLEY gets wayyyyyyy better!!!!!!!!!!!! yay im suddenly better at work and my hobbies, **** ya, i have more money, hellz yes
YOU ARE THE SUM OF THE 5 PEOPLE U SPEND THE MOST TIME W
ur spending ur time w vapid sluts u CANNOT tell me that has no effect on you, i dont care if your marcus aurelies our environment ****ing matters

tell me why there are no female standup comedians (that arent butch dyke or lezzie)
tell me hy there are no female mega rich people
tell me why the greatest people i have ever known were men (noh00m00)

as method man said
f*ck the pussy, give me the MONEY AND THE WEEED
tho i did give herb up too as its negative effects began to grow and its positive ones shrank as i wanna say a very young steve martin said (before he went PC and mainstream

main stream is the pain stream


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my pole could be both literal and figurative


as the only worthwhile thing ive heard a MGTOW guy say, if a 19 yr old nubile fell in my lap, would i have sex w her, sure, but im not wasting a single second of my time, its not my perogative, my drive, my MO

that made me think like he cant get pussy easily...
thats simply not the case
i have model looks w a bad boy image ive earned by an adulthood of 'tough times' and challenging myself beyond my preconceived limits at every turn


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That's not how it works, you don't just decide to be asexual
Ditto. The correct term for someone who abstains from sex for rational or religious or economical reasons is 'celibate'.

But actually, different wording is possible. When someone says 'I'm asexual now', it elicits an unanimous LMAO in the asexual community because asexuality is perceived as a permanent orientation that can only change if some dramatic external change happens to the brain or the endocrine system (e.g. during hormonal replacement therapy in transgender people).

The acceptable wording is 'I've been asexual for the entire life, but have realised my true nature only know, was thinking for N years that I was sexual'.

P.S. Asexuality-related talk is obviously something I'll engage in regardless of whether Swimmin is involved, that's a kind of an exception.

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So wait, if you are asexual, does that mean you've fully committed to Rosy Palm and the Five-Knuckle Shuffle?
No. Though being asexual is correlated with not having sex with other people, there's no causality.

Asexuality is defined as not experiencing sexual attraction.

E.g. I'm not attracted to oatmeal porridge, and I wouldn't appreciate being encouraged to eat it to conform with the society, and I actually dislike eating it, but I can still make a voluntary decision to boil and eat it right now because I want to be healthy.

Likewise, ~60% of asexuals intrinsically want to have children (I'm in the other 40%), and some of them even agree to make them the natural way (though many only agree to reproduce by artificial insemination), but they're still asexual because they never desire to make the act with any specific person, the vast majority of them wouldn't do it with anyone for recreation.

And no, most asexuals don't even want to date Rosy Palm (are so-called non-libidoist), though some do (are libidoist). I belong into the latter category.

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Old 02-08-2016, 04:52 PM   #22
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how about getting into comedy and laughter, no women are funny, there are some jokes by sara silverman but for the most part, women are just not as good as men, plain and simple, and offer nothing except their tw@t

WERE BETTER THAN THEM
Every man has known that for 200,000 years. No reason not to **** them though.
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i have model looks w a bad boy image ive earned by an adulthood of 'tough times' and challenging myself beyond my preconceived limits at every turn
My image of you is some skinny wannabe Justin Beiber lookalike ******. I doubt it's your cock that turns women off you. It's that you're a tryhard.
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Swimmin what are your tought on monastic life and buddhist?
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Swimmin what are your tought on monastic life and buddhist?
He might look good in orange, begging for his daily bowl of rice
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