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04-01-2016 , 07:53 AM

#1376

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

LOL wanna see the brawl. Small penis young dude with napoleon complex vs late 30s? confident large cocked British dude.

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04-01-2016 , 10:21 AM

#1377

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

British are overrated

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04-01-2016 , 10:49 AM

#1378

Pooter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,907

I really like fish & chips.

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04-01-2016 , 11:08 AM

#1379

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

Fish & Chips are great but I dont get the beans and tom with breakfast. Thats just strange.

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04-01-2016 , 11:10 AM

#1380

Bluegrassplayer

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,819

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Originally Posted by Pooter

Ok meet me at Liverpool Street Train Station, London at 17.00pm Saturday 2nd of April.

Are you guys meeting at Hogwarts to duel with your wands?

K so this epeening contest was cute, but stop it. Next post about it gets infracted and maybe banned.

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04-01-2016 , 11:11 AM

#1381

Bluegrassplayer

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,819

Fish and chips is pretty boring and bland. Really the only decent British dish is shepherd's pie.

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04-01-2016 , 12:10 PM

#1382

TheFly

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,993

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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

Fish and chips is pretty boring and bland. Really the only decent British dish is shepherd's pie.

Even that is pushing it, stale mashed potatoes on top of slopped mystery meat....me thinks no thanks!

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04-01-2016 , 12:13 PM

#1383

Pooter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,907

ohhh i dont know, fish and chips with tarter sauce soaked in salt and vinegar is never bland, bang some mussy peas on the side with a dollop of brown sauce and you my friend are in realms BETTER than sex!

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04-01-2016 , 12:19 PM

#1384

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

I dip my fried fish in ketchup. I know its weird been doing it since I was kid!

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04-01-2016 , 12:26 PM

#1385

Pooter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,907

Ketchup certainly has its place (55555) on fish & chips.

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04-01-2016 , 02:07 PM

#1386

Bluegrassplayer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,819

Sounds like something bland dipped in sauce. Little known fact: England outlawed flavor in the middle ages with the Magna Carta or something like that so they went around colonizing other countries in order to have something decent to eat.

Fly: Every time I've had it it's just been ground beef.

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04-01-2016 , 02:23 PM

#1387

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

GF caught me using a Thai word she didnt teach me tonight. Drinking some vodka watching daredevil on netflix. Said Mao Krap and she starts spazzing out for like 20mins saying "I learned it from whores". Had to explain to her " I must of picked it up from the guys at the poker game in Pattaya". Obv she just wants to believe i wouldnt learn such a word from a whore.

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04-01-2016 , 02:38 PM

#1388

TheFly

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Mao Krap means??

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04-01-2016 , 02:40 PM

#1389

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

Means drunk.

Now GF has decided she needs to change the PW on her phone since i wont let her have my PW for my phone. I've known her PW for along time. Shes asked multiple times to see my line chat over the past couple weeks as well.

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04-01-2016 , 02:50 PM

#1390

yellowfever

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Shes now went into insane Thai girl mode. Spazzing out hitting me and throwing stuff. Then slamming the door and screaming "you dont even need me". This is why i dont even drink liquor with ThaiGF. Actually having a Thai GF in the first place is just annoying and not needed.

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04-01-2016 , 03:00 PM

#1391

TheFly

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Bitches be cray-cray

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04-01-2016 , 03:23 PM

#1392

Bluegrassplayer

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,819

lol I'd be more sympathetic if you actually went to Phuket to play poker.

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04-01-2016 , 03:52 PM

#1393

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

It was Pattaya not Phuket. Yeah I really dont deserve the sympathy I'm the scumbag here.

We were about to have some drunken makeup sex for the first time since I've been home since Tuesday. Right when I was about to do her she says "you have condom" I just LOL. Then she says "I can trust your clean now?" I go "I havent been tested in awhile". This leads to a huge crying spree and no sex obv. So just for the record despite how scumbag I maybe I still wouldnt tell her I was 100% clean when I've just had massive rawdog sex with hookers and rawdog anal with one super dirty girl. I imagine this relationship is on its last legs.

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04-01-2016 , 03:57 PM

#1394

Pooter

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,907

I'd say the relationship is just settling in. Soon she will just tell you to promise to wear condom if you sex lady.

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04-01-2016 , 04:02 PM

#1395

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

You might be right mate. I go in the kitchen to make some spicy ramen and jam some tunes while playing on here and shes crying. I go "hey you want some noodles" She goes "I just want you in here with me". The things you can get away with Thai women. How could you ever go back to a white women after a couple years here?

Guess this would be a bad time to tell her I'm going back to Patts for a week at the end of the month right?

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04-01-2016 , 04:04 PM

#1396

Bluegrassplayer

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,819

I thought you said your gf was down for the cause and told you if you ****ed other girls just use a condom.

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04-01-2016 , 04:10 PM

#1397

yellowfever

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,026

Nah she has said if you do "*** other girls be safe" Never have I said "I'm going to *** other girls" and she accepted it. I've banged +40 at least since I've been with her though. Like I said I'm a scum bag.

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04-01-2016 , 06:51 PM

#1398

FoldEqu1ty

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,747

I'm having a really hard time following this. "Mao" is probably in the first couple dozen words the average expat here learns.

"OMG, my alcoholic expat boyfriend who's lived here for a long time knows the word for drunk, he's definitely cheating on me!!"