so this chick from Tinder wants to meet up, straight to the point wants to pick me at the hotel.
I lie so I don't get mugged and meet her at mcdonalds. Gal shows up on high heels, jeans, fuarking perky tight ass, beyonce ponytail.
Outstanding ass for a Pinay. Still not good as the brazilian ones though, I swear
So we started by playing pool, I got my ass kicked, then she plays another guy. I'm like dayum this aint going well.
Next stop is a local karaoke where I try to perform Purple Haze and All Along the Watchtower, love the songs but never sounds good in a Karaoke setting
Then I'm tipsy and she wants to stop by this club, we dance all weirdo and convince everyone to join. She's got some moves and alcohol makes me into Carlinhos de Jesus
Then we hop on the bike(that's actually her sisters). She's got no license, no helmets, weights 88lbs 40kg, is under tbe influence of alcohol, with a passenger, and we need to cross the highway LOL
Get to the hotel, she says good bye
I say no way you ****.ing bish you come to my room right now
Took 30min to get past ASD,not even kissing in the beggining. havent had this in ages srs (except virgin chick who would suck but not bang)
Eventually gave her a massage, push/pull and banged her. She came in 2 minutes , THANK GOD cause I busted in 5. Knowing the best moves for your **** shape pays off, boys
Hottest girl I've had on the Philippines so far. 1st day was good enuff