Epic story, can't wait for the next one. You should consider leaving your organs at the hostel too, just in case.

****in legend, you planning to hit thailand anytime soon?

absolute savage. love it.

When in Rome...

Sam, tita was trying to give me a handy, I had belly up and completelly naked. Why did I go there? I guess I still don't have much of the "this person is ugly" filter that usually comes with age

lonelybox, I'd rather have one of the chicks but they require too much goddamn effort. Once I have them walking on the street and just two of us, it's easy, but to get there from the club? Ugh, such a boring routine. I see guys that listen to the girls' bull**** or keep making out with then for HOURS in hopes to take them home (like 10% success rate?)
LBs on the other hand, want to fuark in the bush.

I'm actually trying to quit LBs. Theres a bunch of them on Tinder Cambodia, but the poop tunnel is never as fulfilling as sugar walls.

Great idea, Bkkyolo. I just need one kidney if I drink plenty of water, right?!

Thanks, Big Boris

Torg0th, I was planning not to go, but now probably yes. Jspill said a lot of good things about Thailand, and also Vietnam (and even worse China and Taiwan), have harder Visas and I hate that. Meanwhile I get 90 days for free on Thailand and can go by bus

Still am sad for not visiting Boris, Problemeliminator, BGP and Beef Pho

One of only a few nationalities to get 90 days free in thailand, I'm jelly

Should be living there at least 6 months a year imo on your budget, it's the cheapest country for western quality apartments and food, has the most online dating sluts because 3G is strong and every girl has a smartphone, imo easier than filipinas for NSA sex as long as you don't dress like a bum which you don't. Many filipinas ask for a loan at a later date so then it isn't NSA in retrospect

Way less flakes cos of the infrastructure (skytrain and subway), and the most trannies, you will absolutely clean up there

Just stay at Liberty place on Sukhumvit Soi 22, only $350/mo on a month to month contract, 1 month min, and only one month deposit. Walking distance to big parks and lakes (benjasiri and benjakiti, even lumpini too), next to a bunch of beer bars and special massages, short walk to soi cowboy (between soi 23 and 21), medium walk to soi nana (soi 4), or you will be able to get a lot of white tourist girls on soi 11

LOL cant believe he aint been Thailand yet, then again once he gets there he'll prolly never leave.

Liked the story, but I feel i should remind you that; If this was your first time seeing a a post op transsexual, then i'm afraid to say this was actually your first ever ladyboy experience.

I don't get it Pooter. Are you saying that real ladyboys have pussies?

Anyone would recommend me going to Sihanoukville? I remember the good ol' dante stories, but the place might not be for me

Haven't made good friends in PP yet, thinking about fuc.king off to Siem Reap then Thailand soon

Sihanoukville is my favourite place in Cambodia, but it changed since first time I went there. Still I would definitely recommand snooky over Angkor wat.

Snooky is so boring, seriously PP is calling out for your degeneracy... drink a bottle of spirits from mart... $8-10... go down street 136 from 12am+ and report back.

Correct, a real ladyboy is transsexual.

A man with a fully operational penis wearing a dress and make up is a transvestite. So to date you have been ****ing men.

Remember there is no such thing as 'chicks with dicks', only 'men with tits'.
-Ted 2

Not hating on ya at all. If you enjoy looking at said mans erect penis while your banging, him then more power to you, live your dream.

I only wish there were more guys like you about as it makes my job easier picking up real chicks. The fact your good looking, and should be getting chicks in asia without putting in any effort at all, only make me happier lol.

No, that would be a post-op transsexual. G2A's affinity is for pre-op transsexuals, who still identify as women, even if they still have their male anatomy and usually take a ton of hormones to appear feminine. A transvestite is just a dude who throws on a wig and dress.

snooky is kinda boring but thought the ladyboys there were the most girl looking of anywhere, this dude might love it

but so many options for him in bangkok and pattaya they are hard to argue against

Pretty sure all thais think of pre-op transexuals as ladyBOYS also. "Kathoey or katoey (Thai: กะเทย; rtgs: Kathoei [kàtʰɤːj]) is a Thai term that refers to either a transgender woman or an effeminate gay male in Thailand" .
Speaking of which, had a nice conversation with an old thai lady in the BTS yesterday about soi cowboy and kathoeys. Love this place

I'm going to Siem Reap now, then Bangkok. I can stay for long in Thailand, gotta choose a place. Besides the capital, I'm considering : pattaya, chiang mai/Rai or some city like Phuket but not so overpriced in the gyms

So you're in BAngkok now T0r? Lemme know if you want to meet

And I don't care much about 'how hot are the ldyboys at X'. As said before, they are plan B in case the girls flake

Chiang Rai is super boring.
Do you ride motorbikes at all? If you go to the north I highly recommend doing any of the mountain loops up there.

A dude with a dick is a dude.

A dude without a dick is a dude.

The latter just makes it slightly less gay.

The end.

no they arent lol, you can lie to yourself but not the rest of us lurking cool:

Kinda wish you guys would stop needling this issue considering its such a moot point to begin with. Let the man degen and post about it in peace

Obsessing over it is a bit strange imo... and it clearly is an obsession. Not hating at all, if someone wants to obsess over what is gay then live your dream I guess.

Amen BGP, amen.

Got drunk at the hostel, danced on top of tables and woke up with a khmer girl in a hotel. Done it raw twice, one creampie cause I didnt have a condom and I was too drunk to go buy one. She doesnt have my contact so unless it burns when I pee tomorrow then I'm good

Disagree with Pooter there (if he's not just trolling).

Ladyboy is a SE Asia specific term, some are really really hot (top 0.1% and there's so many that you come across them fairly often). Transvestite is a western term, and they look like a man in a dress because there's a requirement in the West to dress like a woman for 2 years before being allowed to take hormones. Plus a minimum age. Some ladyboys in SEA take them as very young children (the ones that end up hot), and no restrictions on their boob / butt surgery either like the West.

I'd rather bang a top tier LB than a 300lb western chick that in pooter's words from an old post, 'looks like a man with makeup'. When they're that hot the only thing that makes them male is their chromosomes, and dick, you can only see one of those and usually it's really small you can just do them in prone bone and it's all good (I would imagine). There's just no need to with so many biological girls around.

And Thais still call them ladyboys or kathoey when they have a dick. If they are post op they'd say ladyboy or kathoey then go on to clarify that this particular one also has a 'jiim' (pussy).

The only thing that makes this man i'm ****ing a man is his DICK!

This defiantly makes it seem way less gay than i originally thought. Thanks for clearing that up.