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04-18-2019 , 09:27 AM
Yes I have, like I said earlier, I want to do a little bit of travelling first, then I will start working on poker. Now, Im not starting all from scratch when It comes to poker, so the road to making some decent money, is hopefully not too far. After I have been to to Bantayan Island I will go over my expenses and find out where I can live and start focusing on poker, a bit more easy after I have spent some time here. This is what you ment? Or more like day to day rutine on how to become better in poker?

I can also go back to Norway and make 6500 dollars tax free in less than two months, this is something I can do every year. Kinda like a plan B if I need some more time to make it in poker.

If everything goes to ****, I guess it back to school.
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04-23-2019 , 05:08 AM
Had an awesome time in Bantayan Island, maybe the best in my life with the hottest chick Ive ever been with. She took great care of me, really fun to sit behind her on the motorbike driving around on this Island.

Met some of her family and friends, she didnt want anyone to know that we lived togheter there or was ****ing, so she just told all that we stayed in the same building but not same room, not sure if people would believe this. Ons or short term relationship was kinda looked down on and seemed like she had only had sex with her two exes from earlier.

On saturday we was out drinking with her friends in true Filippino style, we was about 8-10 people sitting on the beach drinking from ONE glass(wtf), this was just how it was done. One person starts drinking from this plastic glass, the next one continues with the same glass after refill. A friend of this chick I was with, started talking to me and seemed very interested, telling me we should smoke weed togheter in Cebu city and so on(She lived there).

Everyone got pretty drunk since we sat from like 12-6 drinking all the time, after this we went eating and I decided to go home since I was ****ing tired. The others wanted to keep drinking somewhere else, so we all hopped on our motorbikes and they drove me back home before they went on. Seemed like no one gave a **** about drunk driving and helmets in this place.

Yes so, I went to bed and only 15 minutes later my girl gets back, saying that they all was too tired so they skipped the afterparty. We layed in bed for bit and suddenly someone knocks on our door, I had no idea who this could be, but my girl understands that its her friends that wants to sleep with me or something. We were both really confused and drunk at this point, my girl tells me just to not say anything, she gets up and stands by the door trying to look out. This chick outside starts screaming my name, telling me to open up the door and let her in and all this. After a little while she tries to open the door with KEYS, turns out the ****ing woman downstairs had given her the keys to my apartment, wtf is wrong with the people on this island?!

So she opens the lock and tries to get into my place, but my girl is fighting back and tries to keep her outside, at this point I thought that the door was still locked and was looking at my girl with a weird face, like what the hell are you doing? I realize that she actually has opened the door, I jump up and help her, we are both naked and are fighting back at this girl outside . She whispers that I have to get her away, "just tell her you want to sleep and dont want a visit" she says, so I do it ofcourse and finally I get her to leave after some chatting for 30 sec.

We were both very shocked by this, so yeah.. We get back in bed and when she holds around me, her whole body shakes and her hearth beats like crazy strong and fast, it was insane. She was ofcourse scared that her friends would find out we were staying in the same room, and that she had lied to them.

I thought we forgot to lock the door, but my girl says she was sure the door was locked and that someone in the reception must have given her the key, I didnt believe her so I went down and asks the people working there, turns out shes right This could have been so much weirder, liker what if this crazy girl came to my place before the girl I went there with, hehhh.. I would have just thought it was my girl who came, and not this crazy drunk one.

https://imgur.com/a/Uo5Z7rM Buying fuel
https://imgur.com/a/RlZpar7
https://imgur.com/a/XiiSMNB
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04-23-2019 , 07:35 AM
Welcome to your first glimpse of third world psychopathy, which is why local guys from good families marry strategically for connections and only have sex with hookers on the side who will never know who exactly they are, where they live etc. so the crazy is avoided to a certain extend. Infoshove seems to have run good so far but he is fairly aggressive as well and lives in a poor area, which puts the predators off a bit, as they always presume your income from where you live and prefer meek guys that don't give much resistance.
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04-23-2019 , 07:57 AM
Her friend was not crazy, only drunk and horny it seemed.. She is studying to become a doctor and her family is one of the riches on this island, owning lots of houses and land. I think this could have happen in whatever country(Except giving the keys stuff ofcourse). It was just really funny.

I dont understand how guys can hook up with new girls all the time here, only been with a few here and allready starting to get a bit boored. If I could have this girl regularly, who I was with now, I would definitly do so. Unfourtanly she works on a Island 2 hours away. Will visit her tho.

Anyone felt the earthquake in Cebu? I did not..
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04-23-2019 , 12:39 PM
I felt it, but I was trying to nap and I'm on 21st floor. At first I thought I was dreaming when the bed started shaking. Oh well, there goes my earthquake virginity
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04-24-2019 , 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by LynxRufus
Her friend was not crazy, only drunk and horny it seemed.. She is studying to become a doctor and her family is one of the riches on this island, owning lots of houses and land. I think this could have happen in whatever country(Except giving the keys stuff ofcourse). It was just really funny.
Don't underestimate what can happen to you if she feels rejected or you rub her the wrong way.

The daughter of a local island mafia guy can get your hotel keys (peasants working the reception don't dare to say no) and she can murder you or get you murdered with impunity as well. There are lots of deranged south east asian women with no limits out there...
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04-24-2019 , 09:10 AM
Wtf lol. Relax bro.
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04-24-2019 , 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by iLiveInAsia
Don't underestimate what can happen to you if she feels rejected or you rub her the wrong way.

The daughter of a local island mafia guy can get your hotel keys (peasants working the reception don't dare to say no) and she can murder you or get you murdered with impunity as well. There are lots of deranged south east asian women with no limits out there...
Okey, so what would you suggest I should have done? Hide the girl I allready had there in the closet and just let her sleep with me? Also, can you explain why a rich family in PH has to be the "local island mafia", and not just a family who has made money the fair way?

Really not sure if you are serious about this.
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04-24-2019 , 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by LynxRufus
Okey, so what would you suggest I should have done?
Fold pre flop
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04-24-2019 , 10:33 AM
Im trying to log into partypoker, but I get the error: Unknown(-118)

Anyone?? I cant go into partypoker.com either, since its blocked by PH NTC
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04-24-2019 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by LynxRufus
Okey, so what would you suggest I should have done? Hide the girl I allready had there in the closet and just let her sleep with me? Also, can you explain why a rich family in PH has to be the "local island mafia", and not just a family who has made money the fair way?

Really not sure if you are serious about this.
I'm just telling you to be careful and weary. You can find hundreds of cases of murdered foreigners in the Philippines that were not criminals or overly antagonistic that never saw their death coming.

I personally would have left said hotel the next day and gtfo back to Cebu.

If you managed to get rich in the Philippines locally you are super well connected, cunning and political. These people and their kids are dangerous if you rub them the wrong way which includes sexual rejection. If she was drunk she might not remember the next day but this ain't back home...

Always remember that these are highly emotional people and anyone with some status can get away with getting you murdered / murdering you, especially on islands and smaller places.

A lot of filipinos are habitual liars and full of sh*t though so you never know if their background is actually true or not unless verified by other Filipinos.
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04-25-2019 , 02:00 AM
Their background was verified by the girl I was with.

When my girl and I went home from this Island, we ****ed one time without a condom. After that she got a bit paranoid because of a joke I made, so she went to a ob-gyn and I guess they checked her pussy and did some tests. After, she sent me this message https://imgur.com/a/EhSLLHV

A girl wanna meet me tonight, she looks kinda hot, Im not 100% sure if shes ladyboy or not. Asked her two times allready and she says she is not ladyboy. She told me she dont wanna **** since she is a virgin(18 years old), only give me a blowjob, I asked back if I could lick here, and she replied I could do so.

https://imgur.com/a/NYZzCit
https://imgur.com/a/MZexszn
https://imgur.com/a/dFAs6kq
https://imgur.com/a/2f8fGhz

She kinda "works" or something in Mango square, or if she just likes to hang out there idk. I have a feeling that this girl is lying about something..
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04-25-2019 , 02:29 AM
3rd picture is not even the same girl, id say its probably a ladyboy based on the story
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04-25-2019 , 03:51 AM
if you can't tell, is it even gay?
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04-25-2019 , 04:04 AM
The third pic was in ther tinder profile hm.

Im sure I would find out if shes ladyboy or not if I meet her, but I would have to drink plenty of beers first, in case of disaster. I doubt it would make my ladyboy detector any weaker.
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04-26-2019 , 11:16 AM
Must be Phil newbie. You're getting fooled even if you believe 15% of told from mouth of pinay.

All those Tinder virgins.. They've no sex ed in Phil and if lucky then don't get pregnant before graduating high school, but for sure they've lost their virginity many many times before meeting some random Tinder guy either to high school sweetheart or cousin.
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04-27-2019 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by obviousTROLL
Must be Phil newbie. You're getting fooled even if you believe 15% of told from mouth of pinay.

All those Tinder virgins.. They've no sex ed in Phil and if lucky then don't get pregnant before graduating high school, but for sure they've lost their virginity many many times before meeting some random Tinder guy either to high school sweetheart or cousin.
What the f are you talking about? Who mentioned virgins?
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04-27-2019 , 01:37 AM
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What the f are you talking about? Who mentioned virgins?
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She told me she dont wanna **** since she is a virgin(18 years old), only give me a blowjob, I asked back if I could lick here, and she replied I could do so...
Would have to agree with Troll, if (s)he’s 18, talking to white guys on tinder, and happy to meet up, id say she’s a Virgin like 1% of the time.
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04-27-2019 , 01:42 AM
That story about the bit with the crazy girl getting her hands on the apartment keys was aces. Good writing so far.
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04-27-2019 , 01:49 AM
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Would have to agree with Troll, if (s)he’s 18, talking to white guys on tinder, and happy to meet up, id say she’s a Virgin like 1% of the time.
I got it confirmed. She was a ladyboy(Actually met her)... Edir: My bad for forgetting what I wrote

Last edited by LynxRufus; 04-27-2019 at 01:58 AM. Reason: Just needed to
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04-27-2019 , 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by LynxRufus
I got it confirmed. She was a ladyboy(Actually met her)... Edir: My bad for forgetting what I wrote
did you bang/get banged?

thats really annoying to deny being an lb and end up being one.
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04-28-2019 , 06:10 AM
I did get banged that night, but it was from a real girl.

Kinda dont get it why they would lie and believe we wont notice, I guess they are hoping that the guy is drunk as ****.
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04-28-2019 , 06:36 AM
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I did get banged that night, but it was from a real girl.
kinky, did she wear strap-on?
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04-28-2019 , 07:00 AM
Ofcourse she did, how else could I get banged..

Gonna try to buy condoms in 7/11 soon...
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04-28-2019 , 08:36 AM
Going for my 9th lay tonight. The condom shopping went well and the guys there wished me luck, so I guess thats a good sign, even tho I have a bad feeling for tonight..
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